The Facebook Thread

Martine used to work at our place years ago. The missus actually refused her friend request on Facebook but I'm glad I accepted. :lol:

On another note I remember at the works Christmas party years ago, Martine was trying to get off with a lad at work for ages but he wasn't interested. She even offered to suck his balls if he gave her a lift home but he still wasn't having any of it.

Half the people on my Facebook wrote:HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M NOT SENDING CHRISTMAS CARDS THIS YEAR BECAUSE I GAVE THE MONEY TO CHARITY INSTEAD!!!!!!!1!

[iup=3640557]Yoshimi[/iup] wrote:
Half the people on my Facebook wrote:HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M NOT SENDING CHRISTMAS CARDS THIS YEAR BECAUSE I GAVE THE MONEY TO CHARITY INSTEAD!!!!!!!1!

Be honest, you can't be strawberry floated writing them out. Neither can I, but I don't lie about it.

I've wrote two out this year.

One to my racist mate and one to a workmate.

[iup=3640658]OLIN[/iup] wrote:I've wrote two out this year.

One to my racist mate and one to a workmate.

Did the one to your racist mate have a white Christmas theme?

[iup=3640738]Moggy[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3640658]OLIN[/iup] wrote:I've wrote two out this year.

One to my racist mate and one to a workmate.

Did the one to your racist mate have a white Christmas theme?

I printed out the pic Fatal posted in the pics & gifs thread:

It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it.

[iup=3642053]Christmas.Past[/iup] wrote:It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it.

Personal messages like that are great, oddly most of my friends list seem to have coincidentally written the exact same heartfelt message. :wub:

strawberry float sake :lol:

Some woman on my mrs' Facebook videoed herself unwrapping all of her presents and then put it up. WHY?!! :fp:

My Times 2014

strawberry float this.

[iup=3643259]Advent7[/iup] wrote:Some woman on my mrs' Facebook videoed herself unwrapping all of her presents and then put it up. WHY?!!

strawberry float the lot of you

smile

Wots up Hun? Xxx

thats on my feed at the moment :lol:

So.... like this guy?

[iup=3640588]Lucien[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3637108]Mini E[/iup] wrote:

More women are killed by sharks than I'd have thought. Hmmm, should probably kill more.

I think the "chances of being killed by sharks" stats are stupid anyway. For the vast majority of people, they will never even go in seawater that has a risk of sharks, or is deep enough to allow sharks. Most people will probably only go in the sea a couple of dozen times in their whole lives, so of course they have a low chance of being attacked by a shark.

If, for example, you polled women who regularly surf off the coast of Australia, I'm sure their chance of being attacked by a shark would be drastically higher than one in a quarter million.

some guy on my feed is looking at selfie sticks :lol:

the banana split has now gone and bought one :fp:

we have a wild rebel here proper banta wit da lads he is :lol:

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