The Facebook Thread

[Preezy]

The order of hilarity.

lol > rofl > lmao > pmsl > That strawberry floating laughing / crying emoji

What about roflmfao?

And at what point in that chain do we all get on the roflcopter?

[Moggy]

The order of hilarity.

lol > rofl > lmao > pmsl > That strawberry floating laughing / crying emoji

What about roflmfao?

And at what point in that chain do we all get on the roflcopter?

Oi oi all aboard the roflcopter!!!!

[more heat than light]

The order of hilarity.

lol > rofl > lmao > pmsl > That strawberry floating laughing / crying emoji

What about roflmfao?

And at what point in that chain do we all get on the roflcopter?

*sigh*

Did you guys not pay attention during Facebook class? roflmfao is a conflation of rofl and lmao, so that's a 5 The 'f' in the middle, or 'strawberry floating' adds a bonus 0.5, giving an overall hilarity score of 5.5, just higher than that laughing / crying emoji. Of course context in this case is key, if it's used in the presence of mad bants it could be worth even more.

You can board the roflcopter at any point past rofl, hence the name. Of course at higher levels of hilarity (pmsl, for example) this could be a dangerous method of transport. It would probably be safer on this occasion to take the pmslplane instead.

[Moggy]

The order of hilarity.

lol > rofl > lmao > pmsl > That strawberry floating laughing / crying emoji

What about roflmfao?

And at what point in that chain do we all get on the roflcopter?

*sigh*

Did you guys not pay attention during Facebook class? roflmfao is a conflation of rofl and lmao, so that's a 5 The 'f' in the middle, or 'strawberry floating' adds a bonus 0.5, giving an overall hilarity score of 5.5, just higher than that laughing / crying emoji. Of course context in this case is key, if it's used in the presence of mad bants it could be worth even more.

You can board the roflcopter at any point past rofl, hence the name. Of course at higher levels of hilarity (pmsl, for example) this could be a dangerous method of transport. It would probably be safer on this occasion to take the pmslplane instead.

But "tea everywhere!" is still the highest honour you can pay to an internet comedian? Right?

[more heat than light]

The order of hilarity.

lol > rofl > lmao > pmsl > That strawberry floating laughing / crying emoji

What about roflmfao?

And at what point in that chain do we all get on the roflcopter?

*sigh*

Did you guys not pay attention during Facebook class? roflmfao is a conflation of rofl and lmao, so that's a 5 The 'f' in the middle, or 'strawberry floating' adds a bonus 0.5, giving an overall hilarity score of 5.5, just higher than that laughing / crying emoji. Of course context in this case is key, if it's used in the presence of mad bants it could be worth even more.

You can board the roflcopter at any point past rofl, hence the name. Of course at higher levels of hilarity (pmsl, for example) this could be a dangerous method of transport. It would probably be safer on this occasion to take the pmslplane instead.

But "tea everywhere!" is still the highest honour you can pay to an internet comedian? Right?

Naturally. This cannot be used properly on Facebook however, since everyone on there just drinks Relentless.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

[KjGarly]

Baldy...Baldylocks and the 3 hairs

[Moggy]

[Preezy]

Interesting, I wonder which "God" they're referring to?

[Moggy]

Interesting, I wonder which "God" they're referring to?

Anu.

[Mini E]

Posted this in the comments thread but it is from Facebook so..

ALL New: Spotted Isle Of Wight
Simple yes or no , are you in favour of Syrian refugees coming to the island ?

Soooo just the 196 comments so far... some of the best...

Stu Duncombe No strawberry float em .... Tell em go poland or russia ...
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Ashley Mazillius Could've give a flying monkeys.
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Dan Anthony O'Reilly You should all stand up against the government and tell them what s what instead of making cuts and telling us we are in debt while they make millions disappear into a black hole i.e. their own strawberry floating pockets instead of worrying about immigrants coming to the island...

Patricia Johnson I have seen first hand how they live and the state of the property's that they reside in so NO
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Ben 'Bigben' Paget No and anyone who says yes we don't want to hear your stupid strawberry floating answers.

Colin Webb Yes ......with a but .....they are made to go back , if or when their country is deemed safe to live in .
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Zac Davis Nope, keep the Brown banana splits out
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Robbie Jones Reading the comment section of this post really shows the intellect and morels of people who live on the island. Maybe if people seek a eduction instead of complaining then we wouldn't have this level of social economic deprivation to complain about.

Ben Curran It's a strawberry floating joke init bud home people that went and put there lives on the line for this country that are currently homeless first if we can't do it for are own citizens why should we do it for others
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Matt Davey If the boot were on the other foot and we were being bombed would Syria help us with houses, schools and healthcare etc, I very much doubt it !
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James Budge Nowt to do with me, but NO anyway.
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Nathan Holton Il send cloths and food but not having them hear we dont have a resources

Nathan Holton Cant even look after are homeless so why would we take over country's people ur not being realistic if u say yes
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Shannon Tate
Shannon Tate Jesus Christ learn to write
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Nathan Holton
Nathan Holton So what I cant spell you dick
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Tanya Ford Charity starts at home and yet we are never helped!!
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Mat Purdue No sort out own homeslsss out first!
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Steve Smith
Steve Smith Put one up in your house then buddy
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Lee Boofle Webster
Lee Boofle Webster Steve Smith lead by example then.
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Tad Avery
Tad Avery Lee, he didn't say he was agreeing, maybe read it next time.
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Mat Purdue
Mat Purdue I wud but I only got one bed flat

Glyn Dennis Clark What I don't get is all the safe countries they can claim asylum on the way yet travel miles more to get to freeland... sorry England.

Tony Ficeto Ya just open the border and let them in so they can strawberry float our country up just like they have in France and Germany and every other country there ran too no we should look after our own first as we have ex service men and woman that are home less and need off help along with children that need help and no it not racism it not selfish it fact
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Scott Gulliver How the strawberry float can people say yes? Brainless or what, no
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Happy Jack Lake
Happy Jack Lake How can you be such a heartless banana split?
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Scott Gulliver
Scott Gulliver How that being heartless?
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Happy Jack Lake
Happy Jack Lake They are in a war torn country which they never asked for. What they will be offered here is hope and new start. What is wrong with that
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Scott Gulliver
Scott Gulliver Everything is wrong with that, we have homeless people say on the street but the government won't do strawberry float all about helping them but they will bring in people who live in such a nasty country? Makes sense
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Happy Jack Lake
Happy Jack Lake The whole world is like that people are not decent that's just a fact of life but here we have a chance to help so we should take it. As for the homeless problem the island council destroyed a homeless settlement about a month ago so I wouldn't hold any hope
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson So we are heartless cause we would rather help our own people first?? Don't see how this is wrong!? Yes it's very sad what has happened to them but why should we help? We the people will suffer cause it won't just be 5 soon it will be 10 then 20 and this poor island can't cope our children and us will suffer in the long run!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Also we have a chance to do good to the homeless people here but we don't? Just because they haven't been "bombed"
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Shannon Tate
Shannon Tate Hannah you're a massive piece of gooseberry fool. First you think you're god's gift because you gooseberry fool out two kids and now you're literally a strawberry floating scumbag. "Why should we help" because WE are killing them? We and the USA are supplying Isis with weapons and training and now we need to care for those who have fled. Imagine if it was your precious children stuck out, but the locals saying "why should we help them? They're English, they can just go back to their country, their government will look after them". If you knew anything about anything then you'd know every single homeless person has the chance to be housed by the council. By knocking on the doorstep and saying "I am homeless" but you probably didn't know that because you were too busy with your legs in the strawberry floating air "having SEX", go to the library read a strawberry floating book honestly it gets you far, childbirth doesn't.
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Who the strawberry float are you??!! Your the scum and I can't assure you if you where a decent person you wouldn't be so degrading to a person or have the balls to say any of that to my face!! And what have my kids got to do with you!? You don't even no who I am?? It's my opinion don't like it don't strawberry floating read it and I didn't chose for that to happen did I no? I didn't make it happen no?? And actually if you go knock on "someone's" door an say your homeless they don't help you trust me I have been in that situation our government don't care!! Also I'm not killing them and yes my children are very precious which is why I'm trying to look out for there best interest in the future and they may be human just like us but there beliefs an religion is very different to ours and I don't argued with a "man" thinking it's okay to go around raping other females which is what these people believe in!! John Robjant check out the this bitchy strawberry floating girl"
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Just for the record you don't gooseberry fool kids out but you wouldn't no as you don't have any? And legs in the air sweetie I pay for my kids not through Benefits through working so no me and my life before you start to make comments you stupid girl!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Shannon Tate your such a lovely young girl ain't you?
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John Robjant
John Robjant seriously who the strawberry float is this bird?... bringing my kids into a petty little argument because you've got strawberry float all else to say... the matter was about the Syrians not my strawberry floating kids... get over yourself you stuck up prick, just because you haven't got kids don't make you any better than us, we chose to have kids it's our choice, like us saying we don't want them Syrians over here it's our opinion if you don't like it simply just jog the strawberry float on... all the other people have said no so what's your beef with my Mrs? And my kids?
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Shannon Tate
Shannon Tate You're a piece of gooseberry fool both of you. Your wonderful girlfriend brought your children into this, not me. I called out your wonderful girlfriend for it! I never said I was better than anyone, I never said having children was wrong. I said try putting your precious children in s war torn country and see how you like it when the locals say "don't want your piece of gooseberry fool children because they won't contribute to society!" Which is EXACTLY what your lovely girlfriend had said about the Syrian children and families. Your piece of gooseberry fool girlfriend put in all these comments first and now you're both bumpain someone's calling her out for it. strawberry float off to Syria and get blown up
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson No, and I wouldn't say I'm selfish but how about sort out our own country first we have homeless people that need housing but because they haven't been bombed we as a country don't give a strawberry float about them when let's be honest it's not fair they will be given a free council house benefits and get to live here happy and free for the rest of there lives when there's others that work our arses of but still risk being homeless and never even get the chance to have a council house or live a life on benefits
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Kirsten Mackie
Kirsten Mackie Let's hope you are never in the same situation as the Syrian refugees.
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Happy Jack Lake
Happy Jack Lake Wow so close minded
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson I wouldn't start love as it says state what you think yes I feel sorry for them and I'd take the children with open arms, but in the long wrong we will suffer! My children will suffer this island is to small and it won't be long before it turns from 5 ...See more
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson If that's what you think.. I'm just looking out for the future of my children!
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Nicola Smith
Nicola Smith Yes let's hope no one is ever in the same situation as Syrian refugees. You think they would help out the uk if tables were turned...

The rules of asylum are that you go to the nearest neighbouring safe country. The uk is not their nearest safe country
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson What is it state your opinion and cause it doesn't match yours you start on that person shows how close minded you are doesn't it jack!
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Kevin Froment
Kevin Froment it says in the title, yes or no, my answer to that is definately, no, we have 47000 ex servicemen living rough in this country, these men and women served their country, why should we house anyone until they have somewhere safe to sleep
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Frankie Keown
Frankie Keown Where did those statistics come from, Kevin?
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Jessie Little
Jessie Little What have YOU done towards those who are homeless, Hannah? (y)
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Well if I didn't have my children I would have them stay in my house! You cheeky cow!! I also give money whenever I walk past them in the street but I am also only a 21 year old mother with 2 children there is only so much I can do!
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Tina Lynn Tolmon-young
Tina Lynn Tolmon-young "in the long wrong" about sums it up there.
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Keren Micklewright-Ford
Keren Micklewright-Ford Only 21 with 2 kids.........hhhmmmm....says it all.........
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson How strawberry floating rude!! Yes may only be 21 but I'm training for a degree too I also don't sponge of benefits!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Also pregnant with my second should I say!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Megan Moles I'm sure you would love this debate of this women's opinion of young mums!!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Keren Micklewright-Ford so the fact that I'm 21 with 2 kids says what?
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Robbie Jones
Robbie Jones Hypocrisy
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Megan Moles
Megan Moles Wow bit degrading for the record I'm only 20 with a 3 year old daughter so would you like to express your opinion on that? I work I'm currently getting my driving licence so how about you seriously re conceded what your opinion is about young mothers? ...See more
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Keren Micklewright-Ford
Keren Micklewright-Ford Do you work? Do you claim benefits? How did you become pregnant in the first place? It's all about choice and responsibility. Not really sure why being 21 with 2 kids would prevent you from helping the homeless in some way. I work 40-50 hours a week and still seem to have the time. A simple act of kindness in the form of a sand which costs nothing, and would teach some kindness to your children..........
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Megan Moles
Megan Moles Keren Micklewright-Ford seriously can you read? We've both just stated we give to the homeless, I always donate food and blankets and drink to them? As does Hannah especially every time she comes here you're actually slating her being a young mum when this is about a homeless post??
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson If you read it correct I do help the homeless.. And I fell pregnant by having SEX doesn't take a rocket scientist to work that one out yes I work and so does my partner only benefits I get is my children's which is what every mother in England gets!! So how about don't be so rude!
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Bobby Manson
Bobby Manson Hannah Robson i had 2 children by the age of 21 and there is nothing wrong with that. Actually i had 4 children by the time i was 25 so dont pay attention to small minded idiots that judge on your age!
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Shannon Tate
Shannon Tate Shut the strawberry float up
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Keren Micklewright-Ford
Keren Micklewright-Ford But you work Bobby Bobby Manson and work damn hard at that. It's those that don't and then slate others in need that get to me. Not sure about the small kindness, but thanks x
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Be a little bit more specific who is that aimed at?
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Tina Lynn Tolmon-young
Tina Lynn Tolmon-young Is your degree in English? Off/of
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Keren Micklewright-Ford
Keren Micklewright-Ford Mindness, bloody spell check x
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson Why do you seem to have it in your head that I don't work?? I'm heavily pregnant due in 4 weeks it's called maternity leave.. Me and my partner have both worked since we left school!! So why shouldn't we be able to have children if WE pay for them??
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Maurice Haylett
Maurice Haylett Old "Keren" is just jealous nobody wants to penetrate her anymore ... People shouldn't get benefits and certainly not a house for choosing to have kids so good on you mums for saying so. It's one of the major issues on the Island and to be honest I'd rather some taxes went on some people that have been bombed.
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Jena Fisk
Jena Fisk Your right We need to look after the homeless people first in our country every one has there own opinion people need to stfu on here bitchy people lol
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Tad Avery
Tad Avery I'm just saying this is probably gonna happen in every country that you would visit who have situations that we are held in, we are all human after all pahah
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Maggs Wilkins
Maggs Wilkins Keren Micklewright-Ford actually no it doesn't, just because she has a child and one on the way at 21, says nothing except she's a young mum, I know ladies who have been younger and brought up 2-3 little people whilst holding down a part-time job and ...See more
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson so if I wasn't 21 and had 2 kids you wouldn't judge but because of my age my opinion doesn't matter think that's a bit harsh thank you to the small amount of people that have actually stuck up for me due to this women's opinion on young mums..
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Maggs Wilkins
Maggs Wilkins Hannah Robson unfortunately it's a common belief that young parents are on benefits and are in houses paid for by benefits, I'm 52 widowed with 2 teenagers, classed as single parent family. Automatically people assume I'm on benefits for everything fro...See more
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John Robjant
John Robjant So what just because my Mrs has two kids by the age of 21 you've got a right to judge her do me a favour love... jog the strawberry float on. Judgmental prick.
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Shannon Rose
Shannon Rose Keren Micklewright-Ford wow that's not fare I am 28 with 3 beautiful kids what the hell has that got to do with any thing don't be nasty ! Cas but in the day people had 10 to 16 kids !!! And started at 16 ! Don't dis people for having kids young and me to
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Shannon Rose
Shannon Rose Keren I am going to college getting the best for my kids that's low mined love !!
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Shannon Rose
Shannon Rose Keren Micklewright-Ford single act of kindness could be anything from helping somone across the road ! Etc I would not start with us young mums as we all. Stick together!!!! As we work full time 24 hours a day on call 24/7 and do every thing and do thing for the homeless I gave load of homeless people warm cloths in south Hampton before Christmas!!!
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Hannah Robson
Hannah Robson The clothes I don't need or wear go to the homeless even gave some to my mum to send off to Syrians so if I didn't care I wouldn't do so my main concern is how this is going to effect my children in the long run..
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Stacey Mitchell The fact is mate, you don't know if the so called " Syrians" are actually Syrian, and even if they were, do u think its better to bring them here to jam up our already broken system or actually aid in the restoration of their homeland, we aren't a respite country to the world, it pisses me off, everytime a country falls into turmoil every banana split wants to bring them over here, strawberry float the do-gooders, strawberry float the lefties, strawberry float globalization and strawberry float the "refugees" let's make the people that were born here first priority eh?

Ian Fletcher NO... house our own first
They should be helped by their wealthy Arab neighbours firstly with the intention of rebuilding and returning home .!! End of

strawberry floating hell...

I don't even... I was enjoying these until that picture. strawberry floating hell

That last jpeg was from this clearly charitable chap:

[Mini E]

Also -

Tracey Jordan with Jerry Lake.
2016
In a Relationship with Jerry Lake

Tracey Jordan no where not I've gone back to the vodka
2 September 2016 at 16:53

[Moggy]

[Victor Mildew]

What does the bible have to do with anything?

[Knoyleo]

Maths just proved Jesus.

Take that, atheist science.

[Moggy]

What does the bible have to do with anything?

It knows your age. Because Jesus knows everything.

Amen

Amen

Amen

Amen

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Not if you were born in early January, he doesn't.

Jesus.

[Moggy]

Not if you were born in early January, he doesn't.

Jesus.

That's because you follow Pope Gregory's calendar. Popery and heathenism mean Jesus will not tell you your age.

[more heat than light]

Not if you were born in early January, he doesn't.

Jesus.

That's because you follow Pope Gregory's calendar. Popery and heathenism mean Jesus will not tell you your age.

What a banana split.

[Trelliz]