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Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:58 am
by Errkal
It was real but I didn't read it before hitting go so I got hit my mobile keyboard and auto correct.

Also I don't proof read anything which I'm sure we all agree is good, Serialceler is our proof reader :)

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:58 am
by Qikz
Knoyleo wrote:
Errkal wrote:U wot m8

Errkal wrote:Say you will say you with, say you'll do all I don't, say your true say to me vest la vie


:lol: :lol:

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:00 am
by Victor Mildew
Im convinced He's actually a dog who's learned to mash the keyboard while his owner is away.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:33 am
by Qikz
Ad7 wrote:Im convinced He's actually a dog who's learned to mash the keyboard while his owner is away.


Wouldnt survive me. You know wot they say. Every dog has his say.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:36 am
by Errkal
:(

You wouldn't think my job at one point was a technical author would you...

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:39 am
by Moggy
LEAVE ERRKAL ALONE! :cry:

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:52 am
by Rex Kramer
Errkal wrote::(

You wouldn't think my job at one point was a technical author would you...

One of yours?

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Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:56 am
by Errkal
Looks about right :D

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:00 am
by Victor Mildew
Stealth Errkal bullying thread.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:01 am
by Errkal
Meanies!

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:04 am
by Victor Mildew
I don't see what John Menzies has to do with anything.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:49 am
by Poser
Ad7 wrote:I don't see what John Menzies has to do with anything.


Used to love a bit of John Menzies. I have a specific memory of buying Return of the Jedi stickers in just such a store.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:16 am
by Mini E
Poser wrote:
Ad7 wrote:I don't see what John Menzies has to do with anything.


Used to love a bit of John Menzies. I have a specific memory of buying Return of the Jedi stickers in just such a store.


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He was in Star Wars?!

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:51 pm
by Pedz
Rex Kramer wrote:
Poser wrote:Vest la vie

:lol:

:lol:

And this is the person proof reading the GRview articles...


Nah, that's Celer. Errkal just made it and publishes the stuff.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:19 pm
by Errkal
Pedz wrote:
Rex Kramer wrote:
Poser wrote:Vest la vie

:lol:

:lol:

And this is the person proof reading the GRview articles...


Nah, that's Celer. Errkal just made it and publishes the stuff.


Exactly, I just take all the credit init :D

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:16 pm
by Grumpy David
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Grumpy David wrote:Someone I went school with now has a kid and she's posted a ridiculous status update about how happy she is with her child's paediatrician. Apparently the Dr is opposed to "optional" vaccines and is in favour of Homeopathy. :dread: :dread: And she's delighted by this. :dread: :dread:


I look forward to the update in a months time when her kid has measles and she's bitching that the NHS didn't do enough to stop her getting it.


The sadest thing iis the more people who don't get immunised it makes the virus stronger over time.


She lives in France nowadays.

So badly want to post this to her wall or at least to the status:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/france-vaccination-mandatory-2018-next-year-children-health-measles-dying-anti-vaxxers-edouard-a7824246.html

:slol:

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:13 am
by Rightey
Ad7 wrote:Im convinced He's actually a dog who's learned to mash the keyboard while his owner is away.


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Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:44 pm
by LewisD
Just had this pop up.

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he was black and he believed in God. One day the Captain decided to humiliate him more before the troops, he called the young man and said; 'Young man, take the key and park the Jeep aside' the young man replied; 'Sir, I don't know how to drive so I can't park the Jeep! The Captain said; 'Then ask for assistance from your God, show us that He Exists!

The young man cried, took the key and went to the vehicle praying to God all the way.... As a result, he parked the car PERFECTLY well as the Captain wanted. The young man came out of the car thanking his God and to his surprise he saw all the troops crying, they all said together; 'We want to serve your God'! The young soldier was astonished, he wanted to know what was going on. Captain was crying too and he opened the hood of the Jeep showing the young man that the car had no engine

The young soldier said; See? This is the God I serve, the God who gives life to what does not exist. You may think there are things that are still impossible but THE GOD OF POSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD IN 2017..... Amen

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Whaaaat a load of strawberry floating gooseberry fool.

You telling me that the banana split didn't realise the wasn't a strawberry floating engine ticking over?
Or was it like the bit in Commando when Arnie rolls the 4x4 down the hill?

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:46 pm
by Bunni
No wonder he looks so strawberry floating sad having his pictured used for that horseshit.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:11 am
by Victor Mildew
Sounds like Fernando Alonso should pray to that God.