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Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:03 pm
by Qikz
gay bars r ok I go but my hubby wont coz hes scared theyl get him


LOL

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:28 am
by Mini E
SNOW IS ON ITS WAY! Get ready for the Island to come to a halt "Beast from the East".


Ibrahim Karaca - Snow is starting all ready in north london :) so please harry up snow we still waiting here come on snow snow snowww snowwww not john snow only snow


Mark Morey - And it might snow but will it actually lay or just turn to slush get real people for it too be worth it we need at least 6inch on the ground otherwise what's the point by the time the kids are wrapped up it's all gone so don't bother buying shares in bread and milk just carry on as normal


Scott Don Jordan - Currently boiling hot with the bastard sun coming through the bedroom window.. I'm gonna say bullshit!!!


Not sure where to begin with the science between outside temperature and inside temperature there.

Haley Glittersparkle Monaghan - Oh god help us......


GLITTERSPARKLE.


Hi please post anon just want to see wot other people view on this does any one else think that it wrong that football players get paid more the our troops


A clear bait but...

Shaz Cadle Kerrison It isn't about footy anymore it's obscene the amount they get paid so therefore the troops deserve more money especially when at war


Josh Rowe Who's gonna pay for our troops to earn a footballers wage then?


Shaz Cadle Kerrison If you read my comment properly i didn't mention our troops getting a footballers wage I SAID THEY DESERVE MORE MONEY!!!!!!


Martin Smith But also if the troops were on a very good wage then there would be a good percentage of people going for the forces for the wrong reasons


Steve Toms Apostrophe's and full stops. learn em.


Michael Freeman The Amount footballers are paid is obscene. I would gladly pay a surgeon who is saving someone's life a large amount of money but to kick a ball around !!!!!!!!
I totally agree, that nobody would not accept the ridiculous amounts being offered but think what good even half of the amounts would do if put to good use. Not 6 cars or a £ 5 million wedding. It is an insult.


Joe Samir-Youssef Absolutely moronic. Whatever a private company choses to pay it's employees isn't comparable to a public service payed for by tax. It doesn't matter if they're a footballer or an actor or a writer, a banker.


Byron James Pope Neither 'profession' should exist


Hi I have a 3 bed house by hos want to swop for a big 2 bed or 3 bed pan no flats

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:22 pm
by Blue Eyes
Facebook is the worst invention of the last 15 years. Even more so than the disgrace that is Twitter.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:58 pm
by Preezy
I think the internet was a mistake.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:32 pm
by Victor Mildew
Blue Eyes wrote:Facebook is the worst invention of the last 15 years. Even more so than the disgrace that is Twitter.


I speak with 100% sincerity when I say it's been a disaster for society in general.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:04 pm
by Vermilion
Blue Eyes wrote:Facebook is the worst invention of the last 15 years. Even more so than the disgrace that is Twitter.


I'd say Twitter is worse.

I find Facebook handy for a few odds and sods, but i have never had a Twitter account, nor do i ever want one.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:39 pm
by more heat than light
Vermilion wrote:I'd say Twitter is worse.


Vermilion wrote:I have never had a Twitter account, nor do i ever want one.


:|

Both are fine, it's not their fault that you are friends with or follow complete melters.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:40 pm
by Mini E
why is it this unnatural gay thing has to be so blooming public and in our faces,,after all we dont make a song and dance to be Hetrosexual.


:dread: :dread: :dread:

Assumed it was fishing until clicking on the profile.

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388 days till the UK gets its divorce papers from the EU. who else is counting.im getting more excited as the days get less


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Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:49 pm
by Victor Mildew
I can't see a share button

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:59 pm
by Blue Eyes
Mini E wrote:
why is it this unnatural gay thing has to be so blooming public and in our faces,,after all we dont make a song and dance to be Hetrosexual.


:dread: :dread: :dread:

Assumed it was fishing until clicking on the profile.

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388 days till the UK gets its divorce papers from the EU. who else is counting.im getting more excited as the days get less


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Where did you find this tool?

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:23 am
by Mini E
Blue Eyes wrote:
Mini E wrote:
why is it this unnatural gay thing has to be so blooming public and in our faces,,after all we dont make a song and dance to be Hetrosexual.


:dread: :dread: :dread:

Assumed it was fishing until clicking on the profile.

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388 days till the UK gets its divorce papers from the EU. who else is counting.im getting more excited as the days get less


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“Winchester Rants”, alongside “ALL NEW: Spotted: Isle of Wight” are pages with endless material which can be neatly categorised into 49% funny, 49% heavily concerning, and 2% overlap.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:30 pm
by Moggy
RANT ALERT. So I was shoping at the weekend ad this boke kept lookin at me so I asked him why n he said that he wasnt looking but I new he was. so I asked if he wanted a photo coz it lasts longer n he didnt say anythink back. dont stare at me blokes if you dont have notfink to say to me!! I cud talk back to you if u is gud lookin n say u were lookin but if u dont tell me then I dont know and just think u are being lary 4 the sake of it n I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I TINK!!!!!

RANT OVER!

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:31 pm
by Blue Eyes
Moggy wrote:
RANT ALERT. So I was shoping at the weekend ad this boke kept lookin at me so I asked him why n he said that he wasnt looking but I new he was. so I asked if he wanted a photo coz it lasts longer n he didnt say anythink back. dont stare at me blokes if you dont have notfink to say to me!! I cud talk back to you if u is gud lookin n say u were lookin but if u dont tell me then I dont know and just think u are being lary 4 the sake of it n I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I TINK!!!!!

RANT OVER!

Whoever that person is, I hate her.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:33 pm
by Moggy
Blue Eyes wrote:
Moggy wrote:
RANT ALERT. So I was shoping at the weekend ad this boke kept lookin at me so I asked him why n he said that he wasnt looking but I new he was. so I asked if he wanted a photo coz it lasts longer n he didnt say anythink back. dont stare at me blokes if you dont have notfink to say to me!! I cud talk back to you if u is gud lookin n say u were lookin but if u dont tell me then I dont know and just think u are being lary 4 the sake of it n I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I TINK!!!!!

RANT OVER!

Whoever that person is, I hate her.


Who said it was a her you sexist bastard?

It was a her.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:40 pm
by Preezy
Moggy wrote:
RANT ALERT. So I was shoping at the weekend ad this boke kept lookin at me so I asked him why n he said that he wasnt looking but I new he was. so I asked if he wanted a photo coz it lasts longer n he didnt say anythink back. dont stare at me blokes if you dont have notfink to say to me!! I cud talk back to you if u is gud lookin n say u were lookin but if u dont tell me then I dont know and just think u are being lary 4 the sake of it n I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I TINK!!!!!

RANT OVER!

I just got nervous and didn't want to admit I was looking at you, sorry. I would actually have loved a photo :(

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:51 pm
by abcd
Moggy wrote:
RANT ALERT. So I was shoping at the weekend ad this boke kept lookin at me so I asked him why n he said that he wasnt looking but I new he was. so I asked if he wanted a photo coz it lasts longer n he didnt say anythink back. dont stare at me blokes if you dont have notfink to say to me!! I cud talk back to you if u is gud lookin n say u were lookin but if u dont tell me then I dont know and just think u are being lary 4 the sake of it n I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I TINK!!!!!

RANT OVER!



I think you are really fit
You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it?

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:10 pm
by Zaichik
She probably couldn't spell "fit"!

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:57 am
by Mini E
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Steve:Mum have you got the tickets
Mum: no
Steve: starts having a panic attack


Do you remebr when we was going back to nans from vi's funeral, we was on the DLR then had to go underground at liverpool street, so we get on the train and 2 stops in i said oooo crap i think we're on the wrong train never had I Steve panic so much you did for a split second till you looked at me and see me smirking. All he kept saying was your joking mum, get off the next stop. Please mum don't say that. Omg I thought you knew the underground mum. When I said I was joking he said omg mum I feel so sick now, i was propa panicking sorry Steve lol xx


Steve: mum you got tickets
Me: yes Steve there in my book.
Steve: let me check please
Me:okay (slyly remove a ticket )
Steve: mum there's a ticket missing what are we gonna do.
You made it so easy Steve


Karen Durber Well it's a Hamilton trait, remember when we was coming home all those times and ya dad was picking us up at the station, he use to get there about an hour before we pulled in so he wouldn't miss our train so he would go for a mouch round asda then sit in the car and wait. So blame ya dad mwahhh xx


oh gosh I'm constantly saying to Steve let me have the tickets then I know we have them. but he insists and even 7 years in your think oh the tickets are there but nope still the same aha. I'm used to it know xx



:dread: lol hun xx Poor bloody Steve.

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:09 am
by Moggy
So who had the tickets?

Re: The Facebook Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:18 am
by Mini E
Mum. Didn't you even read the story, Moggy?