The Facebook Thread

[Qikz]

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.

and easily this is the worst thing that's happened today.

[Moggy]

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.

and easily this is the worst thing that's happened today.

I love Demolition Man quotes.

[Mini E]

98% fails.
Only for geniuses.
Answer fast if u r a genius.


26,000 comments. 26,000.

[SEP]

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.

and easily this is the worst thing that's happened today.

I love Demolition Man quotes.

I need to watch that again. strawberry floating great film.

[more heat than light]

98% fails.
Only for geniuses.
Answer fast if u r a genius.


26,000 comments. 26,000.

15.

I always enjoy reading the comments on those. So many tears.

[Poser]

Of course, if someone created a meme that explained the rules of bidmas, no strawberry floater would share it...

[Poser]

[Hexx]

The fill up one is not even slightly clever.

And why are these things always by the worst human beings imagineable

"Only 1% of people can solve this - are as clever as me?"
"Get away from me you yokel!"

[Moggy]

Sounds like the mom will be filled up first.

[Qikz]

Sounds like the mom will be filled up first.

[Moggy]

A mate of mine has just had a baby daughter. First comment on the first picture he put on of her:

How cute ,I have a baby chair a pink one for 15 pound if your interested hun x

Yeah you sell your gooseberry fool.

[Rocsteady]

Just saw this posted on a timeline:

Had an X-ray done today, and they found you in my heart. The Doctor said if they took you out, I would die, because I couldn't live without you.... love you babe..... ❤️ xoxo



Bleurgh

[Moggy]

Umm I would go back and change my mistakes but it's gotta be blue one for defo why change the past

[Oblomov Boblomov]

What kind of mistakes do these people make that are worth $10,000,000?!

Is there one single person on this forum who would honestly turn down that sort of money to go back and fix their mistakes?

If so... spill the beans on your dark past...

[Lagamorph]

Red Pill because I'd also be taking back in time the winning Euromillions rollover numbers. I'd fix my mistakes and have way more than 10 million dollars cash.

[Victor Mildew]

Send me back with all dat knowledge. Worth far far more than ten million.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

You are both guilty of playing contrary to the spirit of the game. Poor form, chaps!

[Lagamorph]

Screw the spirit of the game, I have 50 million pounds cash and no past mistakes in my life.

[Rocsteady]

My memory's so bad I can't even think of many mistakes I've made. Love the comment underneath

[Fade]

A mate of mine has just had a baby daughter. First comment on the first picture he put on of her:

How cute ,I have a baby chair a pink one for 15 pound if your interested hun x

Yeah you sell your gooseberry fool.

I love how £15 is worth more to them than that person's friendship