The Facebook Thread

[Benzin]

"bag of worms"

[Moggy]

Girl announces she is pregnant with baby number 4.



I wonder if the court will let her keep this one?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

She's mates with Sherlock Holmes by the looks of it. Surely he can put in a good word.

[Rocsteady]

Jesus Christ, are you friends with that woman on Facebook? Love the casual calls for genocide that easily rear their head on social media.

[Moggy]

Jesus Christ, are you friends with that woman on Facebook? Love the casual calls for genocide that easily rear their head on social media.

No I have no idea who she is. I know somebody else that commented on it which is why I spotted that.

The best solution to people killing each other and acting like barbarians is to kill them all barbarically.

[Dowbocop]

Aribs as in the terarists Aribs...

[more heat than light]

tero wrists* oopsie

[Alvin Flummux]

You mean tourists?

[Poser]

The Clickbait Bot is on form again:

twitter.com/clickbaitrobot/status/848840761621741569

[Victor Mildew]

[Moggy]

[Rightey]

I'm some photoshopped text on a tshirt...

[That]

A true Englishman loves football hooliganism, special brew, and smashing up bus stops. Don't like it? Go back to where you came from.

[Mini E]

"As bad as being rascist".

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."

It's like FB bingo



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[Squinty]

I'm a mentally unstable bastard. If you can't handle my mental bastard ways, then you don't deserve me at the times when I'm not completely off the boil.

That saying is so stupid. So stupid. And it makes you look like a twat.

[Fade]

90% of motivational or inspirational quotes are stupid.

It's like people trying to brand themselves with slogans

[Victor Mildew]

Ad7 - Just do it.

[LewisD]

A guy sends you a friend request. You don’t know him, but he’s got a cute profile picture, so you accept his friend request.

It’s your baby girl’s first day of school. She looks SO cute in her new outfit you just have to take a picture and put it on Facebook so all your friends and family can see.
You’re so excited dropping her off that you ‘Check in’ to her school on FB saying
‘I can’t believe how big she’s gotten. Time sure flies. One proud momma/daddy right here’.

Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is saving that picture you posted of your daughter in her cute new outfit to his phone and texting it to 60 other grown men across the world with the caption –

‘American Female. Age 5.
Brown Hair. Black Eyes.
$5,000-‘.
Not only did you provide a picture of your little girl to a child trafficker, you’ve handed him the name and exact location of her school on a silver cyber platter.

You go to pick her up at 3:00 this afternoon, but she’s nowhere to be found.
Little do you know, your precious baby girl was sold to a 43 years old pedophile before you even stepped foot off campus this morning, and now she’s on her way to South Africa with a bag over her head, confused, terrified and crying because a man she’s never seen before picked her up from school, and now she doesn’t know where her parents are, where she’s going, or what’s gonna happen to her.

STOP ADDING STRANGERS ON FACEBOOK
and
STOP
posting everything about your life on Facebook.
Avoid keeping children’s pictures as profile picture.
Please SHARE it for the sake of all kids and parents.

Lol m8

[Victor Mildew]

Black eyes? Is it Fergie's daughter?

[Squinty]

Just seen Moggy's post up the page about the lady pregnant with her 4th.

strawberry floating hell. Stop having kids, you irresponsible twat.