The February Chat Room Thread

Fizheuer Zieheuer wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:When we see each other now we try to out-do each others explanations, persuading each other that the other one is a stalker. It really has got to the point where I'm running out of things to say.

aka the point where you stop being lame weirdoes and say hey this is fun wanna be friends

y/y

We are quite friendly, yeah. It is good natured natter when we see each other. Maybe we should be friends? It is a rather queer way of meeting people mind.

Pacman wrote:Unless she really is stalking you it's got to be some mad crazy chain of coincidences, which means it'll stop happening sooner or later, which means you should ask for her number or risk never seeing her again. You guys could have fun together - do it

I suppose so. I don't know her particularly well, couldn't hurt to get to know her a bit more.

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Pacman** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:19 pm

Ask her where she's from

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Pacman wrote:Unless she really is stalking you it's got to be some mad crazy chain of coincidences, which means it'll stop happening sooner or later, which means you should ask for her number or risk never seeing her again. You guys could have fun together - do it

I suppose so. I don't know her particularly well, couldn't hurt to get to know her a bit more.

Just see if she wants to go for a drink and see how it goes not talking about stalking?

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **frogg** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:23 pm

Only live once m8

I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink :lol:

It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Pacman** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:27 pm

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on :?:

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!

Pacman wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!

Where are you from? I'm on the sex offenders register.

Next time I see her I'll see how she feels about a coffee... I think.

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Pacman** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:49 pm

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Pacman wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!

Where are you from? I'm on the sex offenders register.

Next time I see her I'll see how she feels about a coffee... I think.

Keep us updated

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Errkal** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:03 pm

wooop its graze box time !!

todays snack is chilli and garlic green olives !! damn they are good !!

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Errkal wrote:wooop its graze box time !!

todays snack is chilli and garlic green olives !! damn they are good !!

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **SEP** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:24 pm

For the love of God, Scotty, tap dat.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:For the love of God, Scotty, tap dat.

Dude, its not that simple yo'

Is she actually only 4 foot tall though?

Probably been stalking a child.

In which case I agree about needing to "tap dat"

I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **SEP** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:36 pm

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:For the love of God, Scotty, tap dat.

Dude, its not that simple yo'

It is. You're just making it complicated.

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Pacman** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:37 pm

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her

PostRe: The February Chat Room Thread by **Octoroc** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:50 pm

Pacman wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her

Or even how big it'd look beside her.

That's not to say that Mr Erroticus necessarily has a "wee willy winky". We're not saying that.

The other advantage of having a petite GF is that you can shag them in exotic positions without your arms getting tired so quickly. More room in the shower too.

Octoroc wrote:
Pacman wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her

Or even how big it'd look beside her.

That's not to say that Mr Erroticus necessarily has a "wee willy winky". We're not saying that.

The other advantage of having a petite GF is that you can shag them in exotic positions without your arms getting tired so quickly. More room in the shower too.

Did he say she was petite? She could just be short and dumpy.

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