The February Chat Room Thread

[bigcheez2k3]

Just spotted a smashed up peugeot in a tesco car park. Looked like it had been taken for a joyride.
Phoned the police, naturally, and was surprised I didn't get told off for wasting their time.
My first step on the road to fighting crime

306?

Could've robbed some parts for me

It was indeed, I think you know more about this than you're letting on

Could have got me the brake calipers, paid £40 for a pair today. Then I needed handbrake cables and bleed nipples. Expensive day.

[The People's ElboReformat]

***sigh*** money don't buy you happyness kids ...

Can buy you booze and whores.


And isn't that basically what happiness is?




Seriously though, what are you looking for here? Sympathy for having money? !_!

[Dolph Wiggler]

Money certainly buys me happiness. Paypal me some of it over, and you'll know it's not completely going to waste. Better than nothing eh?

[Pacman]

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to be as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now! So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

[Denster]

***sigh*** money don't buy you happyness kids ...

Happiness.

that wasn't the response a bloke feeling sorry for himself wanted to see

You're not spending it correctly.

[Denster]

I know you prefer Denny to me :cry:.

Dual just PM'd me to say he's coming so it looks like it's on.

[Pacman]

Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to: Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!

[Igor]

Took some valium about 90 minutes ago. Zero effect.

[Dolph Wiggler]

Hit the liquor.

[Buffalo]

Hey Ironhide and Denster.


what's the goss

ooh where to begin... Buff is Gay.

Do you actually want banning?

[Igor]

Hit the liquor.

I say that, but I just stood up and my balance is all over the place. Ataxia up in in here.

[False]

Hey Ironhide and Denster.


what's the goss

ooh where to begin... Buff is Gay.

Do you actually want banning?

I can never tell whether you're being ironic or serious.

[Igor]

I love it when you're trying to decide whether to attend a practice problem solving session on genetics and it gets to the point where it's now too late to get there on time and think 'well, now I have no choice'.

[G-Rat]

I love it when you're trying to decide whether to attend a practice problem solving session on genetics and it gets to the point where it's now too late to get there on time and think 'well, now I have no choice'.

It's like 2nd year all over again for me.

I've definitely turned over a new leaf for final year though.

[Corazon de Leon]

Turned up at the doctors this morning but I was late for my appointment.


...By a week.

[Qikz]

Turned up at the doctors this morning but I was late for my appointment.


...By a week.

How on earth did you manage that?

[G-Rat]

Mongolian throat singing is awesome.

[Corazon de Leon]

They told me there were no appointments available this week when I phoned last monday, then said next Thursday at 9.20 to me. So I naturally assumed it was today. When I turn up, they're like "Uhh, no."

[Denster]

Hey Ironhide and Denster.


what's the goss

ooh where to begin... Buff is Gay.

Do you actually want banning?

You can't ban me for that.


How much did you take Igor?

And why?

[Denster]

I'm going for a shower before work - id be interested to know your answer Igor. If you aren't prescribed it you really shouldn't be taking Diazepam. I'm interested to know how much, often and what for?