[GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Kezzer » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:47 pm

go back the way you came.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:50 pm

Left, centre, or right?

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Lastpostamorph » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:02 pm

Go left, this time singing the USSR national anthem.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:06 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Go left, this time singing the USSR national anthem.


At the end of the corridor, there's a door, but it's been boarded up.

By the side of the door is an old-style telephone. You lift the handset off the hook and put it to your ear. You can hear a dial tone - the machine clearly still works.

I should probably make a call...

Who you gonna call? Your pregnant fiance? The number for the old lady?

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by O Raxmas Tree » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:07 pm

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Lastpostamorph » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:07 pm

Ghostbusters

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:09 pm

Rax wrote:0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


"The number you have dialled is not recognised. Please check the number and try again."

*CLICK*

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by sawyerpip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:10 pm

Dial Babestation.

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by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:20 pm

sawyerpip wrote:Dial Babestation.


"You're now chatting with 'Kellie' "

"Hi there! How's your evening going, handsome?"

"I've just thrown up, after taking a train upstate because my horse got hit by a limo on the freeway. I'm alone in an old house that might be haunted and I'm looking for clues"

"Oh. Erm... have you tried searching rooms you've already been in but not looked around?"

"I didn't call for clues, Kellie, I called for some hot fun. What are you wearing?"

*giggles* "A tiny nightie. What are you wearing?"

"I'm naked and covered in blood."

*CLICK*

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Lastpostamorph » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:25 pm

I guess I'll check the rooms I haven't been to yet

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:34 pm

Lagamorph wrote:I guess I'll check the rooms I haven't been to yet


There's two of the gargoyle-knocker rooms, and you've been in the master bedroom but not checked it out. There's a door to another two rooms (other than the bloody pool) just off the main entrance room.

The choice is yours (well, whoever posts next's).

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Yulehide » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:41 pm

Check the master bedroom again.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:47 pm

Ironhide wrote:Check the master bedroom again.


You take another look at the big bedroom.

It's mostly empty - but there's not as much dust as the other rooms. The bed is half-made, and looks like someone's been sleeping in it recently. However, most of the furniture has been taken out. There are little bits of bric-a-brac on the floor - it seems like the room has been stripped bare in a hurry.

There's a large, ornate dresser opposite the bed. You take a look. The moon's since moved in the sky and the moonlight is shining in through the other side of the house now, through the balcony windows. You see your reflection: totally naked and with dried red blood flaking on your skin. You look in the drawers of the dresser but there's no clothes and no sign of a wardrobe or anything similar.

Tired of hauling your wet, bloody clothes around in a bundle with nowhere to dry them, you dump them in a heap on the bed and sit at the bed's end. It's only then that you notice the small, old photographs pinned to the mirror opposite you. You haul yourself off the bed and take a look.

There are four photos. Two are of people you don't know - black and white, an elderly couple; and a young boy, who looks vaguely familiar, but you've no idea why or how. The other two photos are in colour.

The first is of a face you've not seen in a long, long time.

Ma?

The second is of a face you always see...

A photo of an eight-year-old Offerman Tapik stares at you.

What on earth? Why are these here?

What's your next move?

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by PsychicSykes » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:50 pm

Eat the photos.

Slowly.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:52 pm

PsychicSykes wrote:Eat the photos.

Slowly.


You slowly eat the photos.

Well, I'm glad no-one saw me do that. I'm naked, I'm covered in dried blood, I'm in the bedroom of an old wooden house, and I've just eaten photos of myself and my mother, despite them possibly being a clue as to what's going on here.

Next move, GR.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Lastpostamorph » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Check out the downstairs of the house

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by sawyerpip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Realise your mistake and regurgitate the photos.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by O Raxmas Tree » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:59 pm

To the mockmaster room!

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Christmas Name Change » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Check out the downstairs of the house


There are three doors leading out of the entrance room. Two doors that we've not yet been through, and the blood 'pool' room. Pick one.

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PostRe: [GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik
by Kezzer » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:00 pm

make a toga out of the bed sheets.

Edit: well I guess we cant now.

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