The Football Thread 2023/24: Real Madrid win 15th Champions League title

[BOR]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

Who?

Not sure if it's serious.

MCN/SEP.

[Rawrgna]

Seems like Celtic got Santa to present them the spl title today

[Moggy]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

Who?

Not sure if it's serious.

MCN/SEP.

Motorcycle News made the joke first?

[BOR]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

Who?

Not sure if it's serious.

MCN/SEP.

Motorcycle News made the joke first?

You know who anyway. He posted above you on the last page.

[Albert]

Apparently De Zerbi is off at the end of the season. Did not see that coming!

[Rex Kramer]

Seems odd. Wouldn't Brighton have been due compensation if he'd have gone somewhere else?

[Albert]

Mutual consent apparently.

I assume the "other" club (Bayern?) are offering some kind of recompense. Gutting if you were a Brighton fan. Horrible that bigger clubs can just pick apart smaller clubs at their leisure.

[Benzin]

He's been making noises about leaving for a few weeks now. Either the praise was getting to his head or doesn't want to keep selling the better players.

Unfortunately anyone 7th & below is still at risk of being picked apart.

[Moggy]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

Who?

Not sure if it's serious.

MCN/SEP.

Motorcycle News made the joke first?

You know who anyway. He posted above you on the last page.

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[RetroCora]

Seems like Celtic got Santa to present them the spl title today

This was in apology to the poor fellow who got booed off the pitch when he came on to do a half-time presentation during a particularly shitty loss to Hearts over the Christmas period.

My brother actually knows the actor in a professional capacity and says that he's a) absolutely lovely, and b) Celtic daft, so I feel genuinely bad for him!

[Moggy]

Seems like Celtic got Santa to present them the spl title today

This was in apology to the poor fellow who got booed off the pitch when he came on to do a half-time presentation during a particularly shitty loss to Hearts over the Christmas period.

My brother actually knows the actor in a professional capacity and says that he's a) absolutely lovely, and b) Celtic daft, so I feel genuinely bad for him!

Serves the banana split right for not getting me the Gameboy I asked for in 1991.

[RetroCora]

Seems like Celtic got Santa to present them the spl title today

This was in apology to the poor fellow who got booed off the pitch when he came on to do a half-time presentation during a particularly shitty loss to Hearts over the Christmas period.

My brother actually knows the actor in a professional capacity and says that he's a) absolutely lovely, and b) Celtic daft, so I feel genuinely bad for him!

Serves the banana split right for not getting me the Gameboy I asked for in 1991.

[Albert]

[Denster]

Hope Arsenal win it but can't see anything other than a city win today.

[Imrahil]

That home defeat to West Ham earlier in the season is going to keep Arteta awake at night if they don't win it. They just didn't show up at all that day.

But that seems to be where we are in the PL - you need to be fully switched on every single week to get ahead of Man City. It's a pretty tall order.

[Ploiper]

i think man city will end up wining by a good few goals today, which will make watching Arsenal a lot less stressful later.

[Dowbocop]

I'm surprisingly free of nerves - it's out of our hands so we just need to win and see what happens. Nobody thinks we'll do it so there's nothing to lose!

A sunny day in May with the possibility of winning the league is where every fan wants to be, and we haven't been there for too long. Going to enjoy it

[Moggy]

I was just walking down Tottenham High Road and managed to spot some Spurs fans waiting for their coach to Sheffield.

[Hypes]

i think man city will end up wining by a good few goals today, which will make watching Arsenal a lot less stressful later.

You wish. That's not how Man City do final days

[Tomous]

The narrative in the media following City beating Spurs was pretty disrespectful to Moyes and West Ham. You'd hope that will be motivation for them today and we get a contest.