The Gandlaugh Thread

[smurphy]

What's the worst thing about shagging a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards

[Look Over There]

What do you do if a whale comes through your window?

Swim for your life!

[E-Man]

What's grey and can't climb trees?

A car park

[Prototype]

What's worse than being kicked in the testicles ?

Seeing Gandalf resume his moderating duties on GRcade.com

[Nanook]

What's blue and white & can't climb trees?

A fridge in a denim jacket

[Jax]

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

[Gandalf]

Bravo lads, bravo!

[the yattering]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.


A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"I'll have a brandy...........................................
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..........and coke."
The bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds: "I dunno. I've always had them."

[Turok]

What's worse than finding seven dead babies in a dumpster?

A dead baby in seven dumpsters

I'm going to hell.

[bigcheez2k3]

The last page was made of win.

Yours is good too, Turok.

[Joer]

I liked the Trevor McDonald and Car Park ones the most.

[JK]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb already has the seeds for its own revolution.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

[Puffin]

What's Brown and Sticky?

A Stick?

What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

[Joer]

What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

[Loire]

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead prostitute?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage

I was going to do that one ! I checked it wasn't done and everything, and it's the last bloody post!

What's the best thing about shagging a 7 year old girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's a 7 year old boy

[Psychic]

What's the difference between prositutes and onions?

You don't cry when you cut up prostitutes.

[Pilch]

This is old but I love it.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.

[blackoutHERO]

After reading these, I presume sick ones are allowed then yeah?

What's the best thing about shagging twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

[Nanook]

What's the best course of action when a bird gooseberry fools on your windscreen?

Never offer the dirty bitch a lift home again

[Prototype]

Thread of the Year so far guys. Well done!