The Gandlaugh Thread

PostThe Gandlaugh Thread by **Prototype** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:53 pm

Got a gooseberry fool gag? Post it here.

Why did the Avon lady smile?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Memento Mori** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:55 pm

How many ammnesia sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Pell** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:55 pm

Had to be done after Proto's...

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Ish'kawa** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:56 pm

Memento Mori wrote:How many ammnesia sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

To get to the other side.

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Loire** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:58 pm

That. Was. Wonderful :lol:

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PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Memento Mori** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:59 pm

I thank you.

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Pilch** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:04 pm

What do Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Memento Mori** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:12 pm

Pilch wrote:What do Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common?

Both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

I saw it coming but still :lol:

EDIT: Poor choice of words ftw.

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Memento Mori** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:14 pm

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PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Pell** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:15 pm

See, my favourite Santa joke is:

Why does Santa have such a full sack?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Jax** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:26 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Jax** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:27 pm

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Cropolite** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:33 pm

Jaxley wrote:A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Always gets me, that. :lol:

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Dangerblade** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:40 pm

Two monkeys are in a bath. One says "ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah!". The other one says "put some cold in then".

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Pilch** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:01 pm

I saw a magic tractor the other day. I was following it for about half a mile and then...

Website · PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Tragic Magic** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:54 pm

What's a golfer's favourite drink?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Dangerblade** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:55 pm

Why were the newsreader's hands brown?

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Turok** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:57 pm

Two cows are standing in a field. One goes "moooooooo". The other goes "hey I wanted to say that!"

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Nathanbrains** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:00 am

Dangerblade wrote:Why were the newsreader's hands brown?

Because he was Trevor McDonald.

That's fantastic!

PostRe: The Gandlaugh Thread by **Qikz** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:02 am

Turok wrote:Two cows are standing in a field. One goes "moooooooo". The other goes "hey I wanted to say that!"

Get's me every time for some reason. :lol:

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