The GRCade Achievement List

If GRCade were an Xbox 360 Game wrote:The Deep End (5)
Register at GRCade.

Stick Around... (5)
Make more than one post after registering.

...We'll Go Bowling (10)
Post outside of the Welcome thread for the first time.

The N00 Kid No Longer (10)
Make over 100 posts.

All Smiles (5)
You have used every smilie emoticon at least once!

Where'd Everybody Go? (15)
You were the only member browsing the 'Off Topic' folder.

Get MSN (10)
You have sent 100 or more PM's to other members.

Pfthlsofnhw brf (10)
Posted on the forum drunk.

Piss off noob (5)
Greet a members first post in style.

Sweet, Sweet Recognition (5)
Have someone reply to one of your posts with the emoticon.

The Fantastic Four (15)
Successfully incite a Nintendo, Sega, Sony and Microsoft die-hard in one hour.

Old School Faith (10)
Create a topic in Retro Gaming that reaches two pages.

Quick, to GR! (10)
Resort to consulting GRcade on an important matter.

Igorna get you a girlfriend son (5)
Help Igor or FE by giving them Relationship advice.

The Anti-Igor (15)
State your romantic intentions on the forum, before going through with them.

People who make threads with misleading titles... (5)
Start a thread about something and have at least two people mention they thought the OP would simply say "Wankers!"

Actually, maybe not (5)
Type out a full reply, then decide not to click submit because it just isn't good enough

Awww, isn't he cute? (5)
Mock Karlprof for being 12 and/or 40

Too much time on your hands? It's more likely than you think... (5)
put a shoddy, MS Paint-created "...it's more likely than you think" picture in a post, regardless of relevance.

Pyramid Quota (5)
Post a pyramid quote with at least 5 posts in it

In Before the Drop (5)
Be the last poster on a thread before it disappears off of the first page

I think i'm a clone now (5)
Notice and berate someone with a more recent join date for "stealing" your avatar

Almost Famous (20)
Get sigged by someone.

Frozen in Time (50)
Get a topic stickied.

Where No Man Hasn’t Gone Before (5)
Post picard.gif.

Unpossible (20)
Find a spelling error in an Eighthours post.

Whaddya Buying? (10)
Buy one item in the Trading Folder.

Whaddya Selling? (10)
Sell one item in the trading folder.

Stuck On You (15)
Make 100 posts in one topic

Don't Ask (5)
Post a topic in Off Topic or GGC beginning 'Feel free to move this to Ask the Forum' when you know full well it should be in the Ask the Forum folder but you can't be bothered waiting for a response and want more than 5 people to see it.

Close To The Edge (20)
Top the "On The Edge" leaderboard.

Woof woof (20)
Win AYAW as a wolf.

America's Got Talent (5)
Post about ten different TV Shows in the USTV thread.

Golden Post (20)
Post on the 100th page of any thread.

Their all out to get me (5)
Incite a grammar pedant.

A Beautiful Friendship (5)
Start a birthday thread for someone else.

It’s My Party… (5)
Start your own birthday thread.

Accepted At Last (25)
Someone else has created a thread for your birthday, on your birthday.

First Past The Post (20)
Create an official topic for an AAA release that isn’t locked.

Who the strawberry float are you? (0)
Have over 1000 posts and still not be known by your username.

Gamesmaster (25)
Create a forum game that survives for more than four days.

Thatche Niche! (10)
Start a meme.

Cellulite (10)
Get put on 'The List'

Computer assistance (5)
Recommend an external Hard Drive.

*fapfapfap* (5)
Recommend having a wank.

Roy Walker (30)
Recommend shitting on someone's tits.

The Steve (0)
Post a picture that was already posted before on the same page.

Webcomics lol (5)
Post something so unfunny in the pictures thread, at least two people call you on it.

Dual-Wielding (25)
Create a second account that lasts longer than a week.

Close to the bone(r) (5)
Made a thread that descended into a punfest of dubious moral nature.

EPIC FAIL (0)
Posted something stupid in a topic which you have failed to grasp the concept of.

Under the Bridge (15)
Successfully troll two good topics in one hour.

Through the Keyhole (5)
Be responsible for getting a topic locked.

If You Say So (5)
Receive a warning PM from a moderator.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (25)
Be temporarily banned.

The Holy War (50)
Troll 25 times on Radar Nation without being banned.

The Payout (50)
Make over 5000 posts.

Best Friends Forever (50)
Attend a meet-up, or meet another forumite in real life.

The Wrold Tour. (50)
Be the subject of a photoshop thread.

Absolute Power (100)
Become a moderator.

Corrupts Absolutely (100)
Ban someone.

FIFA Theft Turismo Most Wanted Underground 2009 (10)
Buy more than one EA game.

Treat Me Like A Dog (10)
Break a promise on GRcade.

Oh Dannyboy (5)
Get perma-banned thrice.

Lover with 2 Mothers (5)
Steal another forumite's money.

GRcider (50)
Make 53,594 posts.

Savant-garde (10)
Give Cyburn an abstract concept for Christmas.

Just for the Halibut (5)
Make a thread that turns into a stream (lol) of fish puns.

The Berlappen (20)
Get the most recent post in every section, then printscreen it.

The Eternal Question (5)
Consider deleting your post.

Would Not (5)
Lie in a Hot Or Not thread.

The Quo (15)
Refer to a past-it band in one of your posts without quoting lyrics.

House Of Fun (20)
Make a post spectacular!

A Rose By Any Other Name (10)
Receive insults in regards to each of at least three consecutive changes of username.

But The Games Are gooseberry fool (Part 1) (5)
Own a Mac.

But The Games Are gooseberry fool (Part 2) (5)
Own a Wii.

What the strawberry float is your problem? (10)
Begin a quote-chain meme.

Blabbermouth (10)
In GGC, break your employing [development studio's/publisher's] NDA and be quoted before you can remove the offending post.

Down Texas Way (0)
Make a racist joke that nobody calls you up on... you racist.

Fight the power (10)

Be the first to reply to a Cal post with a negative comment.

We're all doomed (10)
Beat Cal to posting a topical thread about the governments hidden agenda.

Lukewarm or Not (5)
Post a 'Hot or Not' thread with a divided opinion

Good old days (15)
Persuade Denster to start a new fit girl thread.

Nobody likes you, so strawberry float off (0)
Create a thread that doesn't break 5 posts

There's a different fish in the ocean (50)
Live in a country that's not Britain.

Baaaaa! (10)
Live in New Zealand, or Wales.

Rose-Tinted (10)
Reference Gamesradar.

Another Werthers, Grandad? (20)
Reference Dailyradar.

Lolalzheimers - (20)
strawberry float up a reference to Gamesradar or Dailyradar.

Poncho Ho Ho wrote:Whaddya Buying? (10)
Buy one item in the Trading Folder.

Whaddya Selling? (10)
Sell one item in the trading folder.

Stuck On You (15)
Make 100 posts in one topic

Golden Post (20)
Post on the 100th page of any thread.

The Crimbo Clown wrote:There is indeed an achievement mod for phpbb. Not sure if it's an cop but perhaps Garth should investigate. I get the feeling a lot of users would be opposed to such a system though.

http://www.phpbb.com/community/viewtopi ... 0&t=582123

Starbreaker wrote:

Merry Christmas, Noobs! wrote:

Starbreaker wrote:

That's not much of an achievement.