The GRcade Adventure Quest- Winner- LewisD!

I think we should stick around for the ceremony, but we need some kind of escape route planned. Again, we can't fight all the time, eventually we'll get caught off guard because we're all knackered.

Could we not clean up our bloodstained armour, and remove all Templar symbols and try and walk in with the gold knights and the dreadmorts?
We could feast and drink and rape!
Then loot and run, without anyone knowing we were Templar knights.

Roonmastor wrote:Any ideas, guys?

And we are here to save that dude's daughter, right Hulohot?

Perhaps. It is not a must. Any other ideas?

I like the idea of Sir Lewis. If that's not possible though, I think we should watch the ceremony as we intervene later if needed.

Failing my idea of walking in amongst the rest is not do-able. Then I vote that we watch the ceremony unfold.

From one of the ajoining rooms a knight appears on horseback.

The beautiful girls line themselves before a table of goods and treasures. The Knight rides behind the table and dismounts the horse. He drew his sword and stood behind the table, the hundred old onlookers watching intently.
He spoke strange words, and the young girls began to undress, removing their robes and standing naked before the knight.

The Grail was placed on the table in the position of honour. The knight spoke more words, and one girl stood before the grail. She bent over and kissed the grail, freezing in that position.

Then, a man in black armour appeared with an axe. He took his position next to the naked girl, grasping the axe and swung. There was a spray of blood. The young girls head dropped into the grail, her blood collecting in the bottom. The knight then picked up the head and kissed it on the lips before discarding it behind him. Two men rushed over and removed the body. The next naked girl took her position before the grail, bent over and kissed the grail, blood staining her lips.

The six knights watched in horror as the second girl was decapitated, the grail slowly filling up with blood.
"We have to do something!" Lewis growled.
The next girl stood before the grail.

A- Intervene and save the girls.
B- Carry on watching.

Nobody kills our chicks, and lives!!

I say we kill those murderous strawberry floats!

Perhaps wait till there are two left and then take the girls, running out, hacking at those with our swords at anyone who gets in our way. Then, when we make it to safety, I have one of the girls, a blonde, preferably, as my permant lover WHICH NO ONE ELSE SHALL TOUCH, while t'others fight it out amongst yourself for the last lady. Or like, yknow, have a gangbang.

But I don't want any part of that.

No Templar worth his salt can stand by whilst such atrocities unfold before their very eyes. Let's roll.

(I like how we waited until the second girl got taken out before we thought to intervene)

Let's tear these strawberry floaters apart!

You guys will save the day!

As the dark knight raised the axe over the young girls head powerful Lewis tossed the light Sir Sykes through the air, he landed near the executioner taking everyone by suprise, and with one quick swipe he took him down. Lewis began to clamber down the rocky slope. The hundred men at the table jumped to their feet in anger.

Sir Sykes then leapt over the table knocking over the golden grail, spilling the warm blood. He plunged his Katana sword deep into the soldiers chest, then kicked him away. The unarmed priests tried to intervene but backed away as Sir Sykes swung his sword.

He stood by the girls, protecting them. They all huddled close together.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Sykes yelled, blood dripping from the end of his katana onto the floor. The drip echoed.
He felt a hand on his shoulder and turned to face a beautiful young naked girl. She smiled, then the eleven girls surrounded him, grabbing his limbs. He tried to resist but could not.

Within seconds the girls dislocated his arms, then his legs. Then finally his neck.

The chance cards were played. Sir Sykes has been killed. May his spirit rest in peace.

The knights ran over to the body of Sir Sykes. The girls backed off. On the ledge above, three Dreadmorts appeared followed by two knights in golden armour.
"Kill them." one of the golden knights ordered. The tormented spirits floated down towards the knights .

A- Attack the three Dreadmorts.
B- Run into the ajoining room.
C- Run and climb back up onto the ledge and take on the Golden Knights.
D- Do unspeakable things to the naked girls in your final moments.

"Christ lads, what the strawberry float have we just jumped into?!

Leave Sykes' body, we can retrieve it and mourn for him later.
First we need to figure this situation out.

If we attack the dreadmorts, we'll surely suffer casualties, one of them nearly took our Sir Roonmastor with great ease.. Image the power of 3!!
Going after the gold knights at this stage is surely too risky, we don't know enough about them at this stage. Sure they could be easy pickings, but they could also contain lucifer himself in those shiny dreadnoughts!!

I say we retreat to the next room, that way we can catch the enemy in a choke point and they'll be easier to defeat, plus we might find a way out and some items to help us!

Damn those women, damn them to the fury of God himself! I knew I should never trust a naked maiden... not since auntie gladys' Summer party all those years ago....."

(Voting B)

Death by Snoo Snoo. It is what Sykes would have wanted.

Can we kill Dreadmorts? Perhaps Razé can shoot one of them as we run for the door. I can't see us being able to kill the Golden Knights whilst we have Dreadmorts on our tails.

(B)

B, though the thought of D was awfully tempting for a moment.

As soon as the Dreadmorts appeared the five remaining knights ran, towards the ajoining room.
They ran inside and suddenly found themselves surrounded by treasure.
They forgot all about the deadly Dreadmorts that were surely bearing down on them.

In the far corner of the treasure room was a statue. On the statue was a lever. There was an inscription on the statue.

"The Statue of Passage. Behind lies the enterance to the kingdom. This lever will bring death to he who pulls it."

"Woah" Raze said.
"Woah indeed!" Lewis yelled, browsing the treasure.
"This lever says that the person who pulls it will die. And that it leads out to the kingdom."
"Please." Lewis groaned. "Lets worry about treasure first."

You have two tasks.

1- Select one treasure to take with you

A golden eagle
Half a key
A golden grail
A strange looking black object
A beautiful ornate coffin
A bundle of old scrolls
A treasure box
A naked lady statue
A magical ceremonial dagger

Then choose what to do.

A- Nominate someone to pull the lever on the Statue of Passage
B- Stay in the treasure room and wait for the Dreadmorts.
C- Run back outside to face them.

Strange looking black object please. I think the odder it seems, the higher the possibility I can use it against the guys outside our door.

I'm also going to say B. Not worth killing anyone off. All for one and one for all.

Raze

I suggest we rig up the treasures to make some kind of Rube Goldberg Contraption, ultimately having the heaviest item topple on the lever and pull it while we wait at a safe distance. It can be triggered by my crossbow. If none of us actually touch the lever, there won't be anyone for it to kill.

(Is this possible?)

Raze wrote:I suggest we rig up the treasures to make some kind of Rube Goldberg Contraption, ultimately having the heaviest item topple on the lever and pull it while we wait at a safe distance. It can be triggered by my crossbow. If none of us actually touch the lever, there won't be anyone for it to kill.

(Is this possible?)

You came up with it, so it is possible.

I'm up for Raze's idea. Anything that will help us escape without fatalities is a winner in my book. And I'll take the strange looking black object.

I'll leave the naked lay for Lewis and take the bundle of scrolls, please.

The GRcade Adventure Quest- Winner- LewisD!

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