The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:39 pm

strawberry floating hell :lol:

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by Lastpostamorph » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:19 pm

It's what grandma would've wanted.

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by jamcc » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:02 pm

The GRCade Confessor wrote:Good people of GRCade, I present to you the first anonymous confession of 2016. I wonder what the confessor wishes to get off their ch-

I hacked mockmasters account and was permabanned but re-registered to continue posting under a new name


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That was amazing. :lol: That moment in Breaking Bad, I mean, not the Mocky-hacky.

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by Dual » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:14 pm

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10 years ago I stayed over at a mate's house to see in the new year. We drank, played games, watched TV with his family, the usual stuff. When it came to sleeping, I was staying on the floor in the back room, as space was at a premium. He told me that his grandmother had recently died in the chair in that room. That kind of freaked me out, but meh, I was tipsy and tired.

As I got to settling down, the urge to have a wank was calling out to me, as it does to most horny teenagers. There was a slight problem, though - I had nowhere TO wank. I didn't want to leave the room, as doing so might wake someone. So I did the only thing I could do in the situation, which was use one of my socks.

I sat in the chair and wanked away. It didn't take long. Whilst I was slumped in the chair, I realised something - I was sat in the strawberry floating dead grandmother chair. I jumped up in a mix of guilt, disgust and terror and laid back on the duvet.

When I woke up in the morning, I was greeted by a slight issue. I now only had one clean sock. strawberry float sake. Not to arouse suspicion, I put the wank sock on my foot, acted like nothing happened and went home.

Sorry about your grandmother and the wank smell, Jamie.


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Tragic?

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by The GRCade Confessor » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:28 pm

i used the last of the milk at work and pretended it wasn't me and people got mad


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by Saigon Slick » Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:38 pm

When did the Mocky hack actually happen?

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by Qikzen » Sun Jan 03, 2016 11:36 pm

Saigon Slick wrote:When did the Mocky hack actually happen?


It's ongoing

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by The GRCade Confessor » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:45 pm

23 years old. Still a virgin.


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I fear you believe this to be a much bigger deal than it actually is, my anonymous friend.

As for the rest of GRCade...

I FIND YOU LACK OF CONFESSIONS DISTURBING. I TRUST THE MAILBOX WILL BE OVERFLOWING WHEN I NEXT CHECK IT.

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by Yulehide » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:36 pm

Pffft, complain when you hit 34.

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by Qikzen » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:03 am

I'm 25 and still a virgin, why should you care?

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by Captain Kinopio » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:34 am

Well there are lots of reasons why you might, that's not to say you should or feel like it's something you need to confess, because I don't think it's as strange as tv / film often leads people to think.

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by Banjo » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:49 am

The GRCade Confessor wrote:
10 years ago I stayed over at a mate's house to see in the new year. We drank, played games, watched TV with his family, the usual stuff. When it came to sleeping, I was staying on the floor in the back room, as space was at a premium. He told me that his grandmother had recently died in the chair in that room. That kind of freaked me out, but meh, I was tipsy and tired.

As I got to settling down, the urge to have a wank was calling out to me, as it does to most horny teenagers. There was a slight problem, though - I had nowhere TO wank. I didn't want to leave the room, as doing so might wake someone. So I did the only thing I could do in the situation, which was use one of my socks.

I sat in the chair and wanked away. It didn't take long. Whilst I was slumped in the chair, I realised something - I was sat in the strawberry floating dead grandmother chair. I jumped up in a mix of guilt, disgust and terror and laid back on the duvet.

When I woke up in the morning, I was greeted by a slight issue. I now only had one clean sock. strawberry float sake. Not to arouse suspicion, I put the wank sock on my foot, acted like nothing happened and went home.

Sorry about your grandmother and the wank smell, Jamie.


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I'm going to say Anung.

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by Lastpostamorph » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:04 am

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The GRCade Confessor wrote:
10 years ago I stayed over at a mate's house to see in the new year. We drank, played games, watched TV with his family, the usual stuff. When it came to sleeping, I was staying on the floor in the back room, as space was at a premium. He told me that his grandmother had recently died in the chair in that room. That kind of freaked me out, but meh, I was tipsy and tired.

As I got to settling down, the urge to have a wank was calling out to me, as it does to most horny teenagers. There was a slight problem, though - I had nowhere TO wank. I didn't want to leave the room, as doing so might wake someone. So I did the only thing I could do in the situation, which was use one of my socks.

I sat in the chair and wanked away. It didn't take long. Whilst I was slumped in the chair, I realised something - I was sat in the strawberry floating dead grandmother chair. I jumped up in a mix of guilt, disgust and terror and laid back on the duvet.

When I woke up in the morning, I was greeted by a slight issue. I now only had one clean sock. strawberry float sake. Not to arouse suspicion, I put the wank sock on my foot, acted like nothing happened and went home.

Sorry about your grandmother and the wank smell, Jamie.


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I'm going to say Anung.

Nah.

This guy felt disgust.

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by TV Dinner » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:11 pm

10 years ago I stayed over at a mate's house to see in the new year. We drank, played games, watched TV with his family, the usual stuff. When it came to sleeping, I was staying on the floor in the back room, as space was at a premium. He told me that his grandmother had recently died in the chair in that room. That kind of freaked me out, but meh, I was tipsy and tired.

As I got to settling down, the urge to have a wank was calling out to me, as it does to most horny teenagers. There was a slight problem, though - I had nowhere TO wank. I didn't want to leave the room, as doing so might wake someone. So I did the only thing I could do in the situation, which was use one of my socks.

I sat in the chair and wanked away. It didn't take long. Whilst I was slumped in the chair, I realised something - I was sat in the strawberry floating dead grandmother chair. I jumped up in a mix of guilt, disgust and terror and laid back on the duvet.

When I woke up in the morning, I was greeted by a slight issue. I now only had one clean sock. strawberry float sake. Not to arouse suspicion, I put the wank sock on my foot, acted like nothing happened and went home.

Sorry about your grandmother and the wank smell, Jamie.



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by Rocksleddy » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:09 pm

I fear that any confession I wouldn't put up in my own name would still quite obviously be by me due to the necessary inclusion of stacks of drugs.

Not too awful but was funny as fyck at the time, I knew a lad in the past who went out on a mephedrone and GBL binge one night. He was big on pulling random lasses and, while calling him a homophobe would be a stretch, I know he wasn't entirely comfortable talking gooseberry fool about men strawberry floating or whatever.

Anyway, after grams of meph and ml's of GBL, he ended up partying all night and forgetting the vast majority of it. Woke up in some random flat, headed home and only days later when looking through his phone he found pictures of himself, thumb ups with a straw between his fingers snorting lines off someone's erect penis. :lol:

He reckons he ran out of meph and was only allowed more if he did it off the random guy's dick.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:05 pm

Rocsteady wrote:I fear that any confession I wouldn't put up in my own name would still quite obviously be by me due to the necessary inclusion of stacks of drugs.


A nice try at diverting suspicion there but it hasn't worked, you dead granny chair wanker. ;)

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by Hyperion » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:21 pm

Moggy wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:I fear that any confession I wouldn't put up in my own name would still quite obviously be by me due to the necessary inclusion of stacks of drugs.


A nice try at diverting suspicion there but it hasn't worked, you dead granny chair wanker. ;)


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by The GRCade Confessor » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:51 pm

When I was 8 years old I stole a milkfloat while the milkman was making his rounds and hid it round the corner from him.


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by Hyperion » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:58 pm

'Making his rounds'

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by PCCD » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:17 pm

Was this the milkman?

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