The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

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by The GRCade Confessor » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:00 pm

When I was 17 I lost a game of Soggy Biscuit. I was playing it with two other guys.


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by Christmas CrackErrkal » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:04 pm

Green Gecko wrote:GRcade Employee Fraud/Theft Thread.


It really is, I didn't realise so many people on GR were thieving scum :D

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by Yulehide » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:17 pm

The GRCade Confessor wrote:
When I was 17 I lost a game of Soggy Biscuit. I was playing it with two other guys.


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by Somebody Else's Presents » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:24 pm

The GRCade Confessor wrote:
When I was 17 I lost a game of Soggy Biscuit. I was playing it with two other guys.


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Wait, I remember reading this before. Does Tragic's brother still post here?

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by 20% » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:31 pm

PCCD wrote:Was this the milkman?

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"I DON'T NEED THE GUN JOHN!"

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by The GRCade Confessor » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:16 pm

Before getting with my girlfriend, we lived together for about a year, just as friends, with a few other people. Twice, during that year, I masturbated using her panties. Now that we're together, whenever she talks about her underwear I remember what I did and I die a little inside.


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by Irene Demova » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:32 pm

Please tell her and post results

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sat Jan 09, 2016 1:13 am

This forum is just wanking and thieving.

I feel so at home. :wub:

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by 1cmanny1 » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:26 am

Some of this is pretty hardcore.

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by The GRCade Confessor » Sat Jan 09, 2016 1:42 pm

GRCade, I must retire for the weekend. I shall return on Monday, you bunch of permabanned dead granny chair, cookie and underwear-wanking, milk and milk float-stealing, virgin-worrying money launderers.

Continue to email your confessions to grcadeconfessional@gmail.com

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by Glowy69 » Sat Jan 09, 2016 1:44 pm

Karl wrote:What is it with this place and fraud?


Yeah its shocking isn't it, Ive noticed that.

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by Yulehide » Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:32 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Karl wrote:What is it with this place and fraud?


Yeah its shocking isn't it, Ive noticed that.


We're mostly nerdy/techy internet types on here, fraud is the easiest crime we can commit, hell some of us would probably even get away with it.

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by Green Gecko » Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:39 pm

I think I once stood around for over an hour drinking tea with my work buddy and claimed over a £10 of pay for it. I feel sick just thinking about it.

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by The GRCade Confessor » Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:55 pm

I was caught f**king the company secretary in the office toilets late on a Friday by a guy who was leaving the following week. He told a few people about it but when he left I told everybody I caught HIM doing it.

The Secretary has left since but 7 years on, he's just come back to the company and the story of his behavior has gone around the office again, mostly by me.


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by Advent7 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:22 pm

Skarjo blates.

Oh wait that was the nanny wasn't it.

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by Qikzen » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:55 pm

That last one, strawberry floating hell that's awful.

The Soggy Biscuit one has to be Tragic's brother

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by Saigon Slick » Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:11 am

The GRCade Confessor wrote:
I was caught f**king the company secretary in the office toilets late on a Friday by a guy who was leaving the following week. He told a few people about it but when he left I told everybody I caught HIM doing it.

The Secretary has left since but 7 years on, he's just come back to the company and the story of his behavior has gone around the office again, mostly by me.


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So it's a dude on dude action, this one?

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:01 am

The GRCade Confessor wrote:
I was caught f**king the company secretary in the office toilets late on a Friday by a guy who was leaving the following week. He told a few people about it but when he left I told everybody I caught HIM doing it.

The Secretary has left since but 7 years on, he's just come back to the company and the story of his behavior has gone around the office again, mostly by me.


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:lol:

I have a sort of similar story and am not ashamed to put my name to it. Years ago I took a (now ex) girlfriend to the office late on a Saturday night as she wanted to strawberry float in the office. I wasn’t complaining and so we went into the office and had some fun on the reception sofa.

The week after I was called into the bosses office and was asked if I had been in the office over the weekend. I mumbled something about I think I had popped in briefly and asked why. He explained that it looked like somebody had had sex on the sofa and that I appeared to have been the only person to have come in that weekend as entry was registered by the electronic pass. I looked blank and said I had just popped in for something that I had left and he then showed me the state of the sofa. There was a clear stain on it and a footprint on the plant pot at the end of the sofa. :lol:

I denied everything and asked who was the last to leave on the Friday night. Apparently a bloke called Adrian and a woman called Tricia had been working late on the Friday and so I said “well how do you know it wasn’t them?”. Things got dropped after that until a few years later when Adrian left and on his leaving party he asked me about it. :oops: I admitted it to him and a few others that were around as the original boss had left and I figured I was safe. :lol:

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by Advent7 » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:12 am

Lad.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:31 am

Ex-lad, my wild misspent youth is long gone now. :cry:

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