The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Why didn't you just ask your dad if you could borrow it?

i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

jamcc wrote:
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

yeah , crazy fast isn't it.

Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

yeah , crazy fast isn't it.

degoose wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

I wanted to be a milkman when I was a kid, or a farmer.

Pedz wrote:Why didn't you just ask your dad if you could borrow it?

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I once stole over £10k from my employer in a scam. I will not go into details of what I actually did but it involved setting up a fake bank account and arranging for payments to be made from work into it. It only happened once and I am ashamed of myself for doing it. I could try and justify myself because of the financial hole that i was in but there really was no excuse for it.

There is no excuse for it, Confessor. If you were caught you'd be looking at several years in prison.

What is it with this place and fraud?

Karl wrote:What is it with this place and fraud?

I was going to make that joke.

Ten grand is nothing. I've stolen stationary and put personal letters in the company mail trays before. strawberry float you small time GR thief.

I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon. :cool:

Green Gecko wrote:I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon.

Pah, I once stole a biro. A red biro :nod:

PCCD wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon.

Pah, I once stole a biro. A red biro

A blue biro would be bad. A black biro would be worse. But a red biro? You strawberry floating monster.

It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever ~~nicked from~~ been given by work. It's 100% metal. :cool:

It's worth £25 apparently, not bad.

I genuinely felt bad about this.

Green Gecko wrote:It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever ~~nicked from~~ been given by work. It's 100% steel.

Even the lead??!!

The pencil, not the ammunition. :cool:

I stole one of those swedish books ikea use on their bookshelves, it's the A-F part of a colour encyclopedia. 8-)

Green Gecko wrote:It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever ~~nicked from~~ been given by work. It's 100% metal.

It's worth £25 apparently, not bad.

I genuinely felt bad about this.

I have reported this crime to the authorities.

GRcade Employee Fraud/Theft Thread.

Was your getaway vehicle a milkfloat by any chance?

The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

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