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Return_of_the_STAR wrote:I once stuck my penis in a dead pigs mouth.

This is anonymous right?

Slayerx wrote:

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:I once stuck my penis in a dead pigs mouth.

This is anonymous right?

David is that you??

I hacked mockmasters account and was permabanned but re-registered to continue posting under a new name

The GRCade Confessor wrote:

I hacked mockmasters account and was permabanned but re-registered to continue posting under a new name

Leftover Falsey Sandwich wrote:I shot a kid

Saigon Slick wrote:

Leftover Falsey Sandwich wrote:I shot a kid

U fukin wot m8 ill fukin reck u m8

10 years ago I stayed over at a mate's house to see in the new year. We drank, played games, watched TV with his family, the usual stuff. When it came to sleeping, I was staying on the floor in the back room, as space was at a premium. He told me that his grandmother had recently died in the chair in that room. That kind of freaked me out, but meh, I was tipsy and tired.

As I got to settling down, the urge to have a wank was calling out to me, as it does to most horny teenagers. There was a slight problem, though - I had nowhere TO wank. I didn't want to leave the room, as doing so might wake someone. So I did the only thing I could do in the situation, which was use one of my socks.

I sat in the chair and wanked away. It didn't take long. Whilst I was slumped in the chair, I realised something - I was sat in the strawberry floating dead grandmother chair. I jumped up in a mix of guilt, disgust and terror and laid back on the duvet.

When I woke up in the morning, I was greeted by a slight issue. I now only had one clean sock. strawberry float sake. Not to arouse suspicion, I put the wank sock on my foot, acted like nothing happened and went home.

Sorry about your grandmother and the wank smell, Jamie.