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Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:45 pm
by Pedz
Why didn't you just ask your dad if you could borrow it?

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:05 am
by degoose
i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:42 am
by jamcc
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.


Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:43 am
by degoose
jamcc wrote:
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.


Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

yeah , crazy fast isn't it.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:47 am
by jamcc
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Tesco's Finest degoose fat wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.


Don't milkfloats have a top speed of about 10 mph?!

yeah , crazy fast isn't it.


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Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:06 pm
by Errkal
degoose wrote:i've always wanted to drive a milkfloat for some reason.


I wanted to be a milkman when I was a kid, or a farmer.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:31 pm
by OrangeRKN
Pedz wrote:Why didn't you just ask your dad if you could borrow it?


Underrated comment

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:58 pm
by The GRCade Confessor
I once stole over £10k from my employer in a scam. I will not go into details of what I actually did but it involved setting up a fake bank account and arranging for payments to be made from work into it. It only happened once and I am ashamed of myself for doing it. I could try and justify myself because of the financial hole that i was in but there really was no excuse for it.


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There is no excuse for it, Confessor. If you were caught you'd be looking at several years in prison.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:00 pm
by That
What is it with this place and fraud?

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:06 pm
by Moggy
Karl wrote:What is it with this place and fraud?


I was going to make that joke. :x

Ten grand is nothing. I've stolen stationary and put personal letters in the company mail trays before. strawberry float you small time GR thief.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:56 pm
by Green Gecko
I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon. :cool:

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:36 am
by PCCD
Green Gecko wrote:I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon. :cool:


Pah, I once stole a biro. A red biro :nod:

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:57 am
by Moggy
PCCD wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:I once stole Rotring mechanical pencil from work. Or sort of just didn't make a big deal about it. gooseberry fools expensive, feels like a proper weapon. :cool:


Pah, I once stole a biro. A red biro :nod:


A blue biro would be bad. A black biro would be worse. But a red biro? You strawberry floating monster.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:07 pm
by Green Gecko
It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever nicked from been given by work. It's 100% metal. :cool:

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It's worth £25 apparently, not bad.

I genuinely felt bad about this.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:12 pm
by Hypes
Green Gecko wrote:It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever nicked from been given by work. It's 100% steel. :cool:


Even the lead??!! :o

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:13 pm
by Green Gecko
The pencil, not the ammunition. :cool:

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:19 pm
by Irene Demova
I stole one of those swedish books ikea use on their bookshelves, it's the A-F part of a colour encyclopedia. 8-) 8-)

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:23 pm
by Moggy
Green Gecko wrote:It's a really nice pencil. It's probably the best thing I've ever nicked from been given by work. It's 100% metal. :cool:

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It's worth £25 apparently, not bad.

I genuinely felt bad about this.


I have reported this crime to the authorities.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:49 pm
by Green Gecko
GRcade Employee Fraud/Theft Thread.

Re: The GRCade Confessional 2016 [CONFESS! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!!]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:14 pm
by Lagamorph
Was your getaway vehicle a milkfloat by any chance?