The GRcade Grooming Emporium

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Poser » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:35 pm

KKLEIN wrote:I'm waiting for the first "I shave my underarms" post.


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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Kezzer » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:35 pm

Irene Demova wrote:I was half expecting this to be a thread solely about shaving your pubes


Grcade - pubes and stuff

This post is exempt from the No Context Thread.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Poser » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:40 pm

In all seriousness, I do indulge in a spot of underarm shaving in the summer. If not shaving, certainly a close crop.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by KK » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:42 pm

Unless you have the tanned & ripped body of Muscle Man 3000, surely it just looks a bit daft?

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Poser » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:46 pm

KKLEIN wrote:Unless you have the tanned & ripped body of Muscle Man 3000, surely it just looks a bit daft?


It's more of a BO prevention exercise, TBH. My pits are rarely/never out in public. I'm not a smelly man, but pits can get a bit claggy. Just prefer to keep them a bit tidier.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by KK » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:48 pm

The only thing I don't like from some deodorants is the white sticky stuff that gets tangled up in the hair.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by False » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:48 pm

I have barely any hair in my pits anyway. Such is life in beta world.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Poser » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:17 pm

On the bright side, just think how many women you'll be able to pull once you've hit puberty.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by False » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:18 pm

Im dreading the day I get hair on my manly bits.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by False » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:19 pm

(that is a joke, Ive got big hairy man balls)

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Buffalo » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:29 pm

Poser wrote:In all seriousness, I do indulge in a spot of underarm shaving in the summer. If not shaving, certainly a close crop.


I do it about 3/4 times a year. Much more hygienic.
I'll list mine when I have more time.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Finiarél » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:39 pm

Poser wrote:In all seriousness, I do indulge in a spot of underarm shaving in the summer. If not shaving, certainly a close crop.


I trim mine every 3 or so months really. Fully shaved them one year, Was itchy and horrible. Never again. :dread:

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Shadow » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:47 pm

Irene Demova wrote:I was half expecting this to be a thread solely about shaving your pubes


Shave the scrote and the base of the penis where it meets the pelvic area, trim the bush with beard trimmer. Looks nice and tidy and makes the missus more likely to suckle on me balls.

I usually just use E45 on my skin now as some fragranced moisturisers make my skin sore.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Johnny Ryall » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:06 pm

Irene Demova wrote:I was half expecting this to be a thread solely about shaving your pubes



Did that once, never again. Makes you feel like you're pre pubescent.

Well I feel like I just stated the obvious.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by False » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:08 pm

Going full bald isnt great, but you better keep that gooseberry fool well trimmed if you want a woman down there.

I do the same as shadow, shave your scrott, trim top way down.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by That » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:39 am

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:00 am

Shaving- I don't wet shave so nothing

Face/body/hair - whatever shower gel was on offer

Toothpaste - whatever was on offer

Aftershave - whatever I got last Christmas. Currently Davidoff cool water

Deodorant - sure or lynx antipersparent sticks, which ever is on offer but I find those two are the only ones to stop me sweating under the arms completely.

:datass:

Face scrubs, ya bunch of poofs :lol:

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Poser » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:00 am

Ad7 wrote:lynx


:dread:

Ad7 wrote:antipersparent


:dread: :dread:

Ad7 wrote:Face scrubs, ya bunch of poofs :lol:


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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by False » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:03 am

Typical pleb.

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PostRe: The GRcade Male Grooming Emporium
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:22 am

Suck on my pits bitches :datass:

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