The last Text Message you got and your Rating.

Lordieth, in response to a LEGO recommendation, wrote:yes, it gives you a lot more to think about, nothing beats a book for that

not a girl/10

Im ok with it - its up to you?

0/10.

My friend (sender, here) and I are staying in this 6 bedroom apartment at college, the nicest place on campus. 5 of the rooms are in use and the sixth one is unused, and open. My other friend wants to move permantently in on the cheap - No strawberry floating way am I ok with this. Cheap strawberry floater. :evil:

Sweet.

That's it.

You doss cock.

10/10

You better.

scared/10

Me and austin our going to watch the khan fight in hogshead come on over please

2/10

It was nice to be invited but I can't stand boxing or the hogshead. Also its 40 minutes walk from my house and it was (and still is) raining outside. Needless to say I didn't go.

Also he used our instead of are, the fool. No punctuation either.

he he he, death by giant penis.

9/13
We were talking about king kong.

Look Over There wrote:
he he he, death by giant penis.

9/13
We were talking about king kong.

Poor Andy Serkis.

Igor wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Igor wrote:
Girl I want to sex up wrote:B4 i go manchester we meeting? I go in 2 weeks from today! Its to soon its not exciting really :p i have £1 cred so gna hav 2 text u when i top up.cya xXx

2/10

She wants to meet up dude, what's wrong with that?

It's that girl, you know, the one who I used to work with who has the boyfriend. They are going to different Unis though, and she did make me promise to go visit her...

And she wants to see you before she goes! Looks good. I guess the

was just 'cause you want her badly?

What's her boyfriend like anyway? Let me guess: a prick?

Just been in the pub with girl from work. i gave her the golliwog that i bought her. She texted me to say she left it behind by mistake. She was upset. 8/10

Denster wrote:Just been in the pub with girl from work. i gave her the golliwog that i bought her. She texted me to say she left it behind by mistake. She was upset. 8/10

By mistake? Yeah, sure.

Dr. Ian Malcolm wrote:
Denster wrote:Just been in the pub with girl from work. i gave her the golliwog that i bought her. She texted me to say she left it behind by mistake. She was upset. 8/10

By mistake? Yeah, sure.

She probably doesn't appreciate racist humour.

The bitch.

No she loved it. Just forgot it.

Abertay Orientation Week has requested to add you as a friend on Facebook. Reply 'add' to add, or 'info' to get profile.

I have no idea who Abertay Orientation Week is so [3].

Mum wrote:Ok

0/10

Why do parents always reply "Ok" when you send something?

Hey its david. Heres my new number.

8/10. Functional.

"why do you keep going home without saying anything? you strawberry floating twat"

7/10

Stig wrote:
Mum wrote:Ok

0/10

Why do parents always reply "Ok" when you send something?

Thats my last message as well, i strawberry floating hate recieving 1 message texts, it jsut seems like a waste.

Phone wrote:"It tastes like someone burnt a sh it and put it in my mouth while I was sleeping"

At 8am in the morning after a friend and I decided to buy cheap cigars at a 21st last night. I concur with this statement.

Early morning lol/10

Mate wrote:Hey mate, sorry I forgot to drop the money off. I'll pop over on the way back from rugby. sorry. x

- Lack of Money
- Use of Kiss

2/10

I did get the money though

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