The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Balladeer » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:59 am

(gently applauds)

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tragic Magic » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:18 am

There's nothing wrong with it. I was just being a toe nail.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:56 am

So my neighbours finished their music at around 01:40 this morning. They're awake again now; I can tell because he's blasting out music and singing / yelling over it.

Thankfully I'm gonna be out for a while now :-).

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:06 am

Report them again.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:35 pm

Tsunade wrote:Has stool bloke melted onto his stool yet?


Haven't seen him since the speedos incident, perhaps others saw him too and filed reports for indecent exposure.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:17 am

Mobile phones seem to have become a point of consternation for neighbour-bloke. Late last night he yelled "Gimme my strawberry-floatin' phone" about ten times in a row and, just now, he shouted about eight "strawberry-floats" in quick succession, seemingly directed at his girlfriend and related to mobile phones again.

Now they're both yelling at each other - every other word is "strawberry-float" - and doors are being slammed. They treat each other like absolute pieces of gooseberry fool and the sequence of party/get pissed/slag each other off is now pretty predictable.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Lagamorph » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:21 am

Steal his girlfriend and broom her. That'll shut him up.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Drumstick » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:27 am

And report them because they should absolutely, categorically, NOT be around young children or children of any age, for that matter.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Frank » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:17 pm

jawafour wrote:So my neighbours finished their music at around 01:40 this morning. They're awake again now; I can tell because he's blasting out music and singing / yelling over it.

Thankfully I'm gonna be out for a while now :-).


Just going back to this neighbours thing of yours, there was a police van outside my neighbours earlier. Now, he's not blaring music until the early hours Asbo but he's quite often shouting (well, growling, most of the time) at his wife, usually full of "strawberry float this" and "strawberry float that" and "strawberry float that stupid dog", so presumably someone in our road has phoned and asked them to maybe have a bit of a word.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:54 pm

Stool bloke's back, he's sat on his stool with his beer gut on full display.

Meanwhile, bloke next door's paddling pool seems to have gone down a treat, i heard him earlier shouting at one of the kids for pissing in it.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:22 am

Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke's back, he's sat on his stool with his beer gut on full display.

Meanwhile, bloke next door's paddling pool seems to have gone down a treat, i heard him earlier shouting at one of the kids for pissing in it.

You sure stool bloke didn't do it?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:25 am

Tsunade wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke's back, he's sat on his stool with his beer gut on full display.

Meanwhile, bloke next door's paddling pool seems to have gone down a treat, i heard him earlier shouting at one of the kids for pissing in it.

You sure stool bloke didn't do it?


Nah, surely if he's going to do anything then a man called "stool bloke" is going to take a dump in a pool not a piss?! :slol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Karl » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:33 am

Drumstick wrote:And report them because they should absolutely, categorically, NOT be around young children or children of any age, for that matter.

This.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by OrangeRakoon » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:38 am

What's wrong with saying strawberry float around children? Will it encourage them to eat unhealthily?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:44 am

Jenuall wrote:
Tsunade wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke's back, he's sat on his stool with his beer gut on full display.

Meanwhile, bloke next door's paddling pool seems to have gone down a treat, i heard him earlier shouting at one of the kids for pissing in it.

You sure stool bloke didn't do it?


Nah, surely if he's going to do anything then a man called "stool bloke" is going to take a dump in a pool not a piss?! :slol:

Maybe was too constipated to give sample to the pool :lol:

OrangeRakoon wrote:What's wrong with saying strawberry float around children? Will it encourage them to eat unhealthily?


It gives them ideas.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:37 am

Stool bloke got off his stool today and decided to be really annoying instead, he has a knackered old VW camper van which spews out the most obnoxious fumes, so of course, he has to sit there in his wagon for ages and ages with the engine running as it fills the entire street with poison gas at a time when everyone has to have their windows open (he's done this at least three times so far this morning).

At this rate his stool is going to end up in several hundred pieces.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:03 pm

Had a great day yesterday sat in the sun on my stool and ticking the van over

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by <]:^D » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:15 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:12 pm

I think we need to see some pics of stool man (and his dodgy VW) so we can put a face to the name.

Or at the very least Vermilion should provide a diagram, in the style of Errkal's mum bunker, just to help us visualise the situation. :D

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:24 pm

Jenuall wrote:...Or at the very least Vermilion should provide a diagram, in the style of Errkal's mum bunker, just to help us visualise the situation. :D

This would be incredible! Errkal set quite a high bar in terms of detail, though.


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