The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rapidly-Greying » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:45 pm

I was getting sick of the constant banging from downstairs so I decided to stand on my sofa and jump onto the floor with all my weight. I made one hell of a noise but I misjudged my landing zone and cracked my knee right off the coffee table. Swelled up like a balloon and had to take a few days off work.

I sometimes think that in a previous life I was either a rapist or an old firm fan.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:36 am

Rapidly-Greying wrote:I was getting sick of the constant banging from downstairs so I decided to stand on my sofa and jump onto the floor with all my weight. I made one hell of a noise but I misjudged my landing zone and cracked my knee right off the coffee table. Swelled up like a balloon and had to take a few days off work.

I sometimes think that in a previous life I was either a rapist or an old firm fan.


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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Balladeer » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:09 pm

I have no opinion about the World Cup, other than if England get booted out it might mean that my neighbours stop making farmyard noises.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:17 pm

Oh man. Neighbour bloke is blasting out music and "singing". 1300 is an early start for them... I'm so hoping this isn't gonna be a marathon party :dread: .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:11 am

...it wasn't! They all went out and it was wonderfully quiet in the evening.

But... plot twist! A house over the road has had people outside shouting for about 45 minutes now. A large group are arguing; mainly some very drunk girls. Some have now dispersed but a small core remain. A heat, drunkenness and 4am mixture.

I want to shut my window to get rid of the noise but it's just so hot.

Edit' It sounds like they've dispersed now. Time to try and get back to sleep.

Edit: No, a few people are still out there making a racket. Time to close the window :dread: .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:04 am

An ambulance was called to my street on friday as the woman at no.3 either had an accident or was taken ill (not sure which), and as the medics were busy attending to the person involved, the feral kids were climbing in and out of the vehicle, dancing around on no.3's lawn, and were standing at the door staring inside.

The parents did naff all to stop it as usual, and stool bloke disappeared.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:09 am

Vermilion wrote:An ambulance was called to my street on friday as the woman at no.3 either had an accident or was taken ill (not sure which), and as the medics were busy attending to the person involved, the feral kids were climbing in and out of the vehicle, dancing around on no.3's lawn, and were standing at the door staring inside.

The parents did naff all to stop it as usual, and stool bloke disappeared.


I bet they were football fans. :dread:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:04 pm

Stool bloke's swapped his stool for a deck chair! :shock:

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Decided to get a sneaky pic after seeing some requests here, he's been sat there all day, and before that was busy revving his toxic camper van at approx 4.30am this morning.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:05 pm

That's not a deck chair.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:08 pm

Errkal wrote:That's not a deck chair.


It's still a chair though, for him this is unprecedented.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:09 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Errkal wrote:That's not a deck chair.


It's still a chair though, for him this is unprecedented.


Yeah, but you said deck chair, that's a lawn chair.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:12 pm

Errkal wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Errkal wrote:That's not a deck chair.


It's still a chair though, for him this is unprecedented.


Yeah, but you said deck chair, that's a lawn chair.


Now you're just being a chair pedant.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:21 pm

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...."IT'S CUMMIN OME"...

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:23 pm

I like that he has a cup and saucer.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:25 pm

Ad7 wrote:Image

...."IT'S CUMMIN OME"...


...he's holding a rugby ball, so he's an entirely different breed of fuckhead.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Mafro » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:26 pm

Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke's swapped his stool for a deck chair! :shock:

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Decided to get a sneaky pic after seeing some requests here, he's been sat there all day, and before that was busy revving his toxic camper van at approx 4.30am this morning.

I see he's got a rugby ball which virtually guarantees he's a dick.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:00 pm

The guaranteed banana split detection test is if he's got one of those strings of flowers hanging from the rear view mirror of that van. Double banana split points if he's got vintage luggage and a surfboard strapped to the top and a sticker saying DUB LIFE.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:02 pm

He definitely has the vintage luggage, haven't seen the other items though.

On a separate note, the bloke next door has set up the paddling pool again so all i've heard for the last couple of hours is non stop high pitched screaming.

Rather than dumping their excess novichok, the russians should have made a quick detour and used it on this lot.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:13 pm

Ad7 wrote:The guaranteed banana split detection test is if he's got one of those strings of flowers hanging from the rear view mirror of that van. Double banana split points if he's got vintage luggage and a surfboard strapped to the top and a sticker saying DUB LIFE.


Look at you judging other van owners :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:22 pm

Dual wrote:
Ad7 wrote:The guaranteed banana split detection test is if he's got one of those strings of flowers hanging from the rear view mirror of that van. Double banana split points if he's got vintage luggage and a surfboard strapped to the top and a sticker saying DUB LIFE.


Look at you judging other van owners :lol:


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