The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:26 pm

Ad7 wrote:We went to a VW camper weekend once, it's was aaaaaawful. So many bellends there.


It wasn't the 'run to the sun' at Newquay by any chance was it? The A303 used to be filled with VW Campers on those weekends (not even sure if it still takes place these days).

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:51 pm

Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke's swapped his stool for a deck chair! :shock:

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Decided to get a sneaky pic after seeing some requests here, he's been sat there all day, and before that was busy revving his toxic camper van at approx 4.30am this morning.


Hold on, is he sat behind the van?

Does he just sit there all day staring at the back of his van?! :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Balladeer » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:57 pm

Do we know if he was watching the football with a rugby ball in hand? Because that would be special. Not necessarily obnoxious, just... special.

What is obnoxious is basslines that can be heard throughout not only the flat under you, but the flat across the way from the flat under you. :x

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Hime » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:47 pm

Does he not have a back garden?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:48 pm

Jenuall wrote:Hold on, is he sat behind the van?

Does he just sit there all day staring at the back of his van?! :lol:


Seems to very, lately it's been behind the van, other times the van has been parked elsewhere and so he has plonked himself in the middle of his front drive.

Hime wrote:Does he not have a back garden?


I can confirm that he does indeed have a back garden.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:53 pm

Ad7 wrote:Image

...."IT'S CUMMIN OME"...


Rugby splits :dread:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by shadow202 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:21 pm

Does he just sit there staring at nothing all day?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Hime » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:28 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Hold on, is he sat behind the van?

Does he just sit there all day staring at the back of his van?! :lol:


Seems to very, lately it's been behind the van, other times the van has been parked elsewhere and so he has plonked himself in the middle of his front drive.

Hime wrote:Does he not have a back garden?


I can confirm that he does indeed have a back garden.

Do you live on a busy street? Maybe he likes a bit of suburban people watching?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:29 pm

shadow202 wrote:Does he just sit there staring at nothing all day?


Pretty much, well, apart from when he's creating a disturbance with his van of course.

Hime wrote:Do you live on a busy street? Maybe he likes a bit of suburban people watching?


It's a cul de sac at the end of an estate, hardly anyone from outside the street can even find it, it would be silent up here weren't it for the morons who live around the close.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:31 pm

Stool bloke :lol: love it.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Green Gecko » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:38 am

That is rather odd I must admit that you would just sit there holding a rugby ball for no apparent reason. At least he appears to be reading a paper at some point and drinking tea.

Maybe that's his way of feeling part of the community. he even has a name.

... Maybe his garden doesn't get any sun? Is he disabled somehow? Maybe he doesn't get enough vitamin D.

Looks like he's putting his feet up on the bumper.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:37 am

Green Gecko wrote:... Maybe his garden doesn't get any sun? Is he disabled somehow? Maybe he doesn't get enough vitamin D.


Nice theories, but i'm pretty sure none of them are correct.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:42 am

Plot twist: its Fisher sitting waiting for 11.49

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:07 pm

What are stool blokes living arrangements Vermilion? Is he married or single? Does he have kids?

He doesn't look old enough to be retired or anything so you think he would have something else to do beyond just sitting with his cup of tea and precious rugby ball all day! :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:31 pm

I kinda don't mind the idea of someone just sitting on their driveway; if he's not blaring out music or making a nuisance of himself, it doesn't seem too bad.

In my flats, a block of wood roughly seven foot high by two foot wide has been left just inside the main entrance door. It seems a fair bet to say that someone living in our block has put it there but, despite a polite note being placed on the item and then letters issued to residents, no-one is owning up to having put it there. So, collectively, we'll have to pay to get it removed.

What kind of strawberry-floater would dump something like that in the place that they live and then ignore requests to remove it? :fp: :( :lol: .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:34 pm

Chuck it in the canal

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:46 pm

Dual wrote:Chuck it in the canal

Unfortunately we don't have any riverways nearby, dude. There is a house up the street where the residents literally leave their rubbish in their front garden (until recently they had a supermarket shopping trolley, old children's toys and bags of junk strewn across their drive) so I guess I could try and drag it there.

More likely, we'll pay around £35 for the council to take it away, though :( :x .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Qikz » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:48 pm

Maybe he has a TV in his van that he watches

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Cuttooth » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:50 pm

Maybe he likes to make a log of all his neighbours' movements.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Green Gecko » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:13 pm

Sounds like a wood project that didn't get very far.

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