The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[RichardUK]

Why is there a log in the garage?

So he can keep his plant pot on it and should he ever need to move said plant pot it’s easy because it has a handy carry handle

Hi mum, do you want to come over to my house and we both can sit on my driveway just outside my garage and behind my campervan while I read a newspaper and live the dream

I have found the exact same t-shirt he has on for sale, Vermilion you should buy one https://picclick.co.uk/Mens-Offiicial-V ... 09411.html and sit on your driveway

[Victor Mildew]

That t-shirt

We found people think because you have a campervan, that you want mugs, t-shirts, models (yes really) of them as gifts. I get why, but im not in to thst (its a car with a bed in it at the end of the day). He's clearly bought it because he thinks it's a bragging point, it wouldn't surprise me if he's only there to try and catch people looking at it and start a conversation, David Brent style.

[<]:^D]

omg that shirt

[Balladeer]

They're nosey and they're hazy
Lethargic and a crazy,
They're altogether lazy,
The Stool bloke Family.

Their garage a museum
When Stool gran comes to see 'em
You've really to see 'em
The Stool bloke Family.

[snap twice]
(A Camper)
[snap twice]
(A van)
[snap twice]
(What a man)

So get a cup of tea on
A nice stool you can perch on
We're gonna take a snap of
The Stool bloke Famiiìiiiiìiily.

Does this place do 'posts of the year' votes? Just asking.

[Squinty]

They're nosey and they're hazy
Lethargic and a crazy,
They're altogether lazy,
The Stool bloke Family.

Their garage a museum
When Stool gran comes to see 'em
You've really to see 'em
The Stool bloke Family.

[snap twice]
(A Camper)
[snap twice]
(A van)
[snap twice]
(What a man)

So get a cup of tea on
A nice stool you can perch on
We're gonna take a snap of
The Stool bloke Famiiìiiiiìiily.

Does this place do 'posts of the year' votes? Just asking.

Hopefully. That's a candidate right there.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Couldn't sleep last night because my neighbours have recently got a dog and the banana split was howling all night. I dreamt about so many different ways of murdering it.

[Vermilion]

Couldn't sleep last night because my neighbours have recently got a dog and the banana split was howling all night. I dreamt about so many different ways of murdering it.

I feel your pain, the dickhead next door to me has been doing that (mainly during daytime) for at least the last 8 years.

I've had it howling for 7-9 hours a day before.

[Victor Mildew]

Couldn't sleep last night because my neighbours have recently got a dog and the banana split was howling all night. I dreamt about so many different ways of murdering it.

If it's a new puppy it will do that for one night, and as long as they didn't pander to it at all during the night, it will never do it again. If they went to see it, then you're in for a bad time.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

It's going at it again, just nonstop pathetic whining. I really hope it dies of something very soon.

Edit - that's harsh, I can't blame it for being enslaved. I hope instead it escapes and goes on to live a prosperous life out in the wild.

[Victor Mildew]

Or has a long career in rap.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I spoke to my neighbour earlier today. Turns out it's a rescue dog they think is around 4 years old. I said Tuesday night was a real struggle and he agreed, saying they'd since moved where it sleeps, which seems to have made for an improvement.

He told me to let them know if we hear the dog howling in the daytime. I went inside and literally two minutes later it started going at it. I didn't think I could go straight round so I've just been ignoring it and thankfully it seems to have stopped.

[Vermilion]

It's 7.40am and as i type this, there is a random car on my driveway being jump started by the idiot next door, don't mind me, it's only my drive they're using without permission while creating an almighty disturbance.

Utter scumbags!

EDIT: They just moved my bins out of the way so they can get the car even closer to my front window, i mean seriously, what the hell?!

[Victor Mildew]

Set stool bloke on them

[Tsunade]

Release the wasps!

[Vermilion]

Release the wasps!

Looked in the cupboard, and there is no sticky sugary substances for me to use as bait, no cola, no jam, not even an old doughnut.

I guess this means a trip to the supermarket is on the to do list.

[Victor Mildew]

The utter strawberry floating banana split single father who comes to pick his kid up from across the road every few days He drives a rusted and battered ford transit, with MAN WITH A VAN written shitly on the side, and the strawberry floating banana split just parks in the middle of the road beeping his horn constantly until his kid comes out of the house, then beeps all the way down the road. Well tonight the banana split blocked the road again, BEEP BEEP strawberry floating BEEEEEEEP, his kid got in and loads of rubbish fell out of his door - the guy then drove up, turned around, drove past it looking at the pile of gooseberry fool as he went past and just carried on. Absolute strawberry floating scum. Looks like the kind of guy who rolls fags while driving and would give his kids scratch cards as a birthday present.

banana split.

[Qikz]

People who open attachments without thinking. 4 of our clients all got hit by dumb scammers and we've spent 2 days fixing them meaning all of our other clients are getting arsey about things taking so long.

[Vermilion]

*Stool Bloke Update*

For reasons beyond my understanding, Stool Bloke is now in possession of a milk churn.

[Tsunade]

That's his new stool

[Victor Mildew]

God he's one of those that has campervan props

Oh look at us camping in our retro camper, oh we've got an old picnic basket, oil can and milk churn, oh take our picture to go in your shitty VW fanzine, DUB LIFE - ONE LIFE LIVE IT

EDIT: ... wait, it's not even a camper, it's a bus and he's put a shitty bench bed thing in