The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:15 am

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:36 pm

Was sat minding my own business (all was quiet) when suddenly a tennis ball slammed into my window, looked out to see one of the feral kids running off laughing along with the bloke next door.

God i hate this street sometimes.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Sandy » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:19 pm

At least it's just a tennis ball. They weren't trying to cause actual damage, just play a game to see if they could hit the window or wind you up. It could be a lot worse :)

My neighbour has tried to fight me a couple of times if it makes you feel any better

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by KK » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:09 pm

One of my neighbours smashed his £1000 TV the other night. He has a drink/cocaine problem. Landlord is coming at some point.

You wouldn’t think he’s almost 30 to look at, he’s so thin it’s ridiculous.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:05 pm

*Stool Bloke Update*

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Not even the onset of colder weather is enough to stop Stool Bloke.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Corazon de Leon » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:38 pm

Why is his garage door always open?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:00 pm

Is he sitting on a commode? :lol:

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by OLIN » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:39 pm

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Not even the onset of colder weather is enough to stop Stool Bloke.


I wonder if he's related to The Troglodytes two doors away from me...four generations of deformed obese females living off the state in one house. Hubby of Trog in photo went vacant for a few years but has now returned since young daughter has given birth to the next generation. I do wonder what his relationship to the child his, like how many titles under the proverbial belt?

Anyway, for some reason they've been having garden fires every night for the last two weeks, strawberry float knows what they're having to burn every night, victims maybe?
I do know that no one's happy about it - having to close back windows to cut out the stink and drag washing off the line.

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[ ^ Love how she's dragging from a fag here as if she isn't already creating enough smoke.]

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There's some serious Wickerman type gooseberry fool going on round here!

Oh, and the gnomes. How could I forget to mention the gnomes?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:24 am

We have a contender for stool blokes stool!

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Pedz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:28 am

Drumstick wrote:The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all? :?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before! :x


I know I'm months late but, a guy in my street will drive to the shop and back, and everyone he does he washes his car, fiddled with it a little and all that shot. Pretty sure when klno one is around he's shoving his dick in it.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Pedz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:28 am

Drumstick wrote:The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all? :?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before! :x


I know I'm months late but, a guy in my street will drive to the shop and back, and everyone he does he washes his car, fiddled with it a little and all that shot. Pretty sure when klno one is around he's shoving his dick in it.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:38 am

State of that slide :dread:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Frank » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:47 am

OLIN wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Not even the onset of colder weather is enough to stop Stool Bloke.


I wonder if he's related to The Troglodytes two doors away from me...four generations of deformed obese females living off the state in one house. Hubby of Trog in photo went vacant for a few years but has now returned since young daughter has given birth to the next generation. I do wonder what his relationship to the child his, like how many titles under the proverbial belt?

Anyway, for some reason they've been having garden fires every night for the last two weeks, strawberry float knows what they're having to burn every night, victims maybe?
I do know that no one's happy about it - having to close back windows to cut out the stink and drag washing off the line.
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[ ^ Love how she's dragging from a fag here as if she isn't already creating enough smoke.]

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There's some serious Wickerman type gooseberry fool going on round here!

Oh, and the gnomes. How could I forget to mention the gnomes?


If it's every night you're well within your rights to complain to the council about it. Especially if it's not just you getting annoyed with it (like, if it's affecting *all* their neighbours).

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:47 am

The smoke from that will spread far and wide across your neighbourhood, it's a sure fire way of pissing everyone off.

Happens around here quite often, the street can stink of smoke without anyone knowing where it even came from.

Also, is that a circus tent in the garden? :shock:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:57 am

When I lived on my own, the old lady next door used to have bonfires on a daily basis, meaning I could never hang washing out or have my windows open.

Good job there is a law that if bonfire smoke crosses a road (we were close to one) you can report it and get them in trouble for it.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rapidly-Greying » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:02 am

OLIN wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Not even the onset of colder weather is enough to stop Stool Bloke.


I wonder if he's related to The Troglodytes two doors away from me...four generations of deformed obese females living off the state in one house. Hubby of Trog in photo went vacant for a few years but has now returned since young daughter has given birth to the next generation. I do wonder what his relationship to the child his, like how many titles under the proverbial belt?

Anyway, for some reason they've been having garden fires every night for the last two weeks, strawberry float knows what they're having to burn every night, victims maybe?
I do know that no one's happy about it - having to close back windows to cut out the stink and drag washing off the line.

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[ ^ Love how she's dragging from a fag here as if she isn't already creating enough smoke.]

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There's some serious Wickerman type gooseberry fool going on round here!

Oh, and the gnomes. How could I forget to mention the gnomes?


Victims lol

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by andretmzt » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:11 am

A lot of people park like wankers down my street but there are a couple who take it to the next level. A BMW parks right on the junction to a busy main road, basically blocking the street. Someone has wrote 'I AM A WANKER' on a big bit of paper and stuck it on overnight. Made my day already. :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:15 am

andretmzt wrote:...Someone has wrote 'I AM A WANKER' on a big bit of paper and stuck it on overnight. Made my day already. :lol:

Brilliant :lol: .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:11 am

Ad7 wrote:When I lived on my own, the old lady next door used to have bonfires on a daily basis, meaning I could never hang washing out or have my windows open.

Good job there is a law that if bonfire smoke crosses a road (we were close to one) you can report it and get them in trouble for it.


This. The laws around garden fires are actually pretty restrictive these days. Get on to the council and they should be able to issue a notice to the neighbours and if they ignore it they could be looking at a £5k fine. :nod:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by OLIN » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:05 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Also, is that a circus tent in the garden? :shock:


I dread to think what's in there, but they look like circus freaks so it most probably is. I'm wondering if there's some kind of Tardis thing going on with it...I'm half tempted to sneak over and look one night, but capture may potentially be a fate worse than death.


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