The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
20
80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by <]:^D » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:04 pm

Dangerblade wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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After an entire weekend of DIY buggery, the tool's tools came out again once more today.

Nobody else seems to want to tell you, but mate, your obsession with this guy is strawberry floating weirder than my blog about Rachel Riley.

wait a minute, why havent you posted a link to said blog?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:21 pm

*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's got himself a brand new stool!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Squinty » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:00 pm

Looks like he's colouring in that wood with a felt tip pen.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:04 pm

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's got himself a brand new stool!


Looks like he's trying to do a crossword but left the crossword book indoors, then thought "strawberry float it this red wood will do"

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:44 pm

Looks like he's touching up ( :datass: ) a panel from.his van with one of those scratch hiding pens. But look how rusty the underside is :dread:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Squinty » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:18 pm

Ad7 wrote:Looks like he's touching up ( :datass: ) a panel from.his van with one of those scratch hiding pens. But look how rusty the underside is :dread:


He's a strawberry floating man's man. Man.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:49 pm

Vermilion wrote:
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Awwww look he's painting us a 10 year anniversary logo :wub:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tragic Magic » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:45 pm

Holy gooseberry fool! This is the stool guy I've been hearing about?!

AMAZING! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:53 pm

Stool Bloke's being a total cock this evening.

He has a new petrol hedge trimmer which of course, is kicking out toxic fumes which end up filling my bloody house because it's too damn hot to close the windows.

Not only that, but the noise is horrendous, every few seconds it's an almighty blast of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:06 pm

Pictures of the legend plz

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:08 pm

Ad7 wrote:Pictures of the legend plz


Can't tonight, he's gone inside now thankfully.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by pjbetman » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:10 pm

Vermilion wrote:Stool Bloke's being a total cock this evening.

He has a new petrol hedge trimmer which of course, is kicking out toxic fumes which end up filling my bloody house because it's too damn hot to close the windows.

Not only that, but the noise is horrendous, every few seconds it's an almighty blast of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!


Like the slag next door to us...works 2 hours per day (dinner lady), then a soon as the sun comes out at the weekend, she gets her strawberry floatin lawnmower out. She's had all week to cut her grass, but she has to spoil the best part of the weekend. She takes about 90 minutes to cut her grass (about the size of a 6 yard box), and stops every 30 seconds to move a kids toy or some gooseberry fool out the way. Mong

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:37 pm

*Stool Bloke Update*

Today, Stool Bloke was joined by Stool Gran!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:42 pm

That’s Dual’s new avatar sorted. :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:48 pm

This strawberry floating guy :lol:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:50 pm

Stool Gran :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:22 pm

They're nosey and they're hazy
Lethargic and a crazy,
They're altogether lazy,
The Stool bloke Family.

Their garage a museum
When Stool gran comes to see 'em
You've really to see 'em
The Stool bloke Family.

[snap twice]
(A Camper)
[snap twice]
(A van)
[snap twice]
(What a man)

So get a cup of tea on
A nice stool you can perch on
We're gonna take a snap of
The Stool bloke Famiiìiiiiìiily.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:39 pm

Moggy wrote:That’s Dual’s new avatar sorted. :lol:


Am I that predictable? :capnscotty:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:30 am

Why is there a log in the garage?

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Lagamorph » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:34 am

Stool Gran clearly a big Fonzie fan.

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