The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Buffalo » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:46 pm

Same :lol: A bloody van, man.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:53 pm

Hey, how else are the kids supposed to get free sweets?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:38 pm

We've had some interesting neighbours over the years we've lived in our current house.

It's a new build semi built fairly recently, we met the couple who were moving into the adjoining house before we had even moved in and they seemed nice enough. Both worked as dentists locally and they were about to have their first child just like we were, so that felt like a nice coincidence, hopefully the kids would play and be friends we thought. Then soon after we moved in we started to hear arguments between the pair of them, nothing too major at first just a bit of shouting, but after not too long they started to get really loud and the arguments would be accompanied by loud bangs, stomping etc. So as this was getting worse and more frequent we started reporting them to the police, my wife used to work with victims of domestic abuse and by this point we were pretty certain that was what was going on in this case, however despite my wife's experience and knowledge on the subject it was difficult to get the police to take things seriously as we live in a decent area of town and these were two nice middle-class dentists - surely there couldn't be anything bad happening really? :fp: Eventually after enough harassment the police properly got involved and yep - it turned out he was beating the crap out of her and generally being a complete dick - not to mention creating a pretty horrible environment for a baby to be brought up. In the end he got removed, she stayed and has managed to get her life back together thankfully, so happy ending - but not necessarily the scenario anyone dreams of living next door to!

The house on the other side of us, we share a fence but not a wall, used to be owned by what seemed like a nice couple in their early fifties. Both were friendly and active, we would see them going out to play tennis together regularly etc. After talking to them some more it turned out that he was an ex semi-pro tennis player/coach and she was one of his students and they had both left their previous partners after having an affair during their lessons together! :datass:

Eventually the tennis couple moved out and they sold the house to a group of girls who had just left university (I assume one of them had rich parents and bought the house for them to share), sadly the only window we had visibility of from our house was onto their stairs and in the three years they had been there I can report no noteworthy displays of exhibitionism! :sad:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:41 pm

Karl wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Because the van is parked on that one

Burst out laughing at this then realised the post wasn't a joke.


:lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rightey » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:30 am

My upstairs neighbours were gooseberry fool but it seems they moved now. They caused water damage in my apartment twice over the course of about 3 months. Once their toilet leaked, no idea if it was from the pipes going in or out :dread: and they somehow let it flood literly their whole unit and I had water coming from my ceiling in three different rooms. Then they imporoperly installed a window airconditioner and the water it made leaked into my bedroom.

Seems they left after that as they probably got slapped with a fine. Bastards.

My other neighbours are good but my unit is next to the elevators, not really a problem since I have two bedrooms. I told my wife the bedroom not next to the elevators was the place we should sleep in but she ignored me because that one is about 5ft smaller :fp:

So now she complains constantly about the noise, from the cables creaking and such, I actually find it kind of relaxing as it's this muffled whirring machine sound but she is bugging me to move all the furniture around so we will be in the bedroom I told her we should be in.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:23 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:... apart from when they're floating and then she makes these hilariously ott "hmmmmmmm *5 second wait* HMMMMMMMMMM" noises :lol: It's the same every single time, usually ending with her loudly and in an American accent going, "HMMMMMMM.......strawberry float YEAH!" :lol: We burst out laughing the first time she did that, they must have heard us.


:lol:


They're at it right now :lol:

HMMMMMMMMMMM *slap slap slap*

Fuuuuck YEAH!

:lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rapidly-Greying » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:38 am

Ad7 wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:... apart from when they're floating and then she makes these hilariously ott "hmmmmmmm *5 second wait* HMMMMMMMMMM" noises :lol: It's the same every single time, usually ending with her loudly and in an American accent going, "HMMMMMMM.......strawberry float YEAH!" :lol: We burst out laughing the first time she did that, they must have heard us.


:lol:


They're at it right now :lol:

HMMMMMMMMMMM *slap slap slap*

Fuuuuck YEAH!

:lol:


You need to record that and post it online. Much hilarity.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:26 pm

Got home earlier this evening and, for the three hours since, neighbour-bloke has been blasting out music. I'm just turning up my tv louder and louder to drown it out. Don't really know where this is gonna go.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Buffalo » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:29 pm

Up, I’m guessing.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:17 pm

I think they must be having a party; the music has got louder and it sounds like there are lots of people jumping around now.

In a "normal" world you'd shrug your shoulders and go "yeah, everyone has a party now and again"... chill, jawa. But, no. These guys are constantly anti-social, selfish gooseberry fools. He is now drunkenly yelling :fp: .

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:32 pm

Join in the party!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:51 pm

Dual wrote:Join in the party!

:lol: .

Their baby was crying and yelling just now and everything went quiet for a few minutes. Then the music started up again, he's singing and - surprise! - baby is crying again.

If past events are anything to go by, the bloke and the girl will drunkenly row at around 01:20.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:48 pm

The neighbours kids have been kicking off all day today, it's not just the moron next door's brats either, several other houses in the cul de sac also have feral little bastards and they've been raising merry hell right outside my window once again (these people have back gardens, yet instead prefer to throw their kids out into the street so that they can annoy everyone else).

Not only that, but they (and the adults) are incapable of closing doors properly (no one seems to have told them what handles are for), which means all day long it's been SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!!! :x

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:18 am

Ad7 wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:... apart from when they're floating and then she makes these hilariously ott "hmmmmmmm *5 second wait* HMMMMMMMMMM" noises :lol: It's the same every single time, usually ending with her loudly and in an American accent going, "HMMMMMMM.......strawberry float YEAH!" :lol: We burst out laughing the first time she did that, they must have heard us.


:lol:


They're at it right now :lol:

HMMMMMMMMMMM *slap slap slap*

Fuuuuck YEAH!

:lol:


In all seriousness, it's quite possible that she does the comical porny sound effects because she knows her man loves the porno, and she's desperate to be as sexy as it so that she can keep his attention.

Or maybe she aspires to become a pornstress.

We'll never know.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:17 am

Alvin Flummux wrote:
Ad7 wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:... apart from when they're floating and then she makes these hilariously ott "hmmmmmmm *5 second wait* HMMMMMMMMMM" noises :lol: It's the same every single time, usually ending with her loudly and in an American accent going, "HMMMMMMM.......strawberry float YEAH!" :lol: We burst out laughing the first time she did that, they must have heard us.


:lol:


They're at it right now :lol:

HMMMMMMMMMMM *slap slap slap*

Fuuuuck YEAH!

:lol:


In all seriousness, it's quite possible that she does the comical porny sound effects because she knows her man loves the porno, and she's desperate to be as sexy as it so that she can keep his attention.

Or maybe she aspires to become a pornstress.

We'll never know.


Or, As can arrange a three or foursome with her and find out for sure do that's the case. You know for science.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:45 pm

One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.

I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:48 pm

Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.

I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.


Torch their houses?

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by Vermilion » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:51 pm

Errkal wrote:
Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.

I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.


Torch their houses?


They're not worth going to jail for.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:52 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.

I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.


Torch their houses?


They're not worth going to jail for.


Frame someone else?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm

Errkal wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.

I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.


Torch their houses?


They're not worth going to jail for.


Frame someone else?


That is harder than it sounds.

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