The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Vermilion]

also can I just point out we're calling him stool bloke and that isn't even a stool.

He used to use a stool, and only in the last week or so has swapped it for a chair.

[Victor Mildew]

Should be a throne, strawberry floating legend.

[jawafour]

It feels as if Stool Bloke is getting a cult following. For me, Ad is spot-on about the use of a saucer - it indicates a certain level of quiet sophistication and elegance - whilst Hime is right on the money regarding the lack of a smart device; this guy is not gonna sit there posting selfies.

I suspect that many of us hanker after living in such a relaxed, secure style.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I think I love Stool Bloke.

strawberry float off trying to change his legendary name .

[Moggy]

also can I just point out we're calling him stool bloke and that isn't even a stool.

He used to use a stool, and only in the last week or so has swapped it for a chair.

I assumed he was called stool guy because he never gets out of the chair, even when he needs the toilet.

[Errkal]

It feels as if Stool Bloke is getting a cult following. For me, Ad is spot-on about the use of a saucer - it indicates a certain level of quiet sophistication and elegance - whilst Hime is right on the money regarding the lack of a smart device; this guy is not gonna sit there posting selfies.

I suspect that many of us hanker after living in such a relaxed, secure style.

A lack of smart devices, enjoys a less technical existence. Is he future you?

[Hypes]

Jawa, go knock on your neighbours door and shiv him

[Jenuall]

I think the solution to Jawa's neighbour issues lies with our newly identified King Stool Bloke.

The guy is obviously at one with the world - send him round to Jawa's neighbours and he'll no doubt go in, pop on a chilled record (I'm thinking some Balearic beats), serve up a perfect cup of tea (with a saucer) and chat this thing through.

Before you know it peace will have returned to all.

[Tsunade]

Or just have verm move next to jawa and the noisy neighbours to where vermy is now. Stool bloke would sort them out, jawa and vermy would get peace!

[Moggy]

Why doesn’t stool bloke have his own thread and logo on GR?

He is our true leader, we should honour him!

[jawafour]

Or just have verm move next to jawa and the noisy neighbours to where vermy is now. Stool bloke would sort them out, jawa and vermy would get peace!

I like this idea. Verm and I could live in silence - occasionally looking through our curtains with an angry face if someone outside coughs too loudly - whilst Stool BlokeTM could quietly "take out" Neighbour Bloke with a minimum of fuss.

Seems like a legit way forward.

[Vermilion]

Stool Bloke may look all calm and serene, but that didn't stop the bastard from spending 20 mins running his camper engine during the world cup final so it filled my house with stink.

I think he just wants to poison everyone downwind of him.

[Victor Mildew]

Stool bloke? More like COOL bloke amirite

[Dual]

We can all learn from Stool Bloke

[Frank]

That avatar

[Vermilion]

That avatar

I love it!

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I get Dual

[Victor Mildew]

Logo please.

[Tsunade]

We need a stool bloke fan club. With Dual as leader.

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omg Dual youve outdone yourself this time