The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Tsunade]

I just heard a load of clattering in the hallway, and what sounded like someone dragging something down the stairs. I found out it was the janitor mopping the floors and hitting the walls with the mop

[DarkRula]

I just heard a load of clattering in the hallway, and what sounded like someone dragging something down the stairs. I found out it was the janitor mopping the floors and hitting the walls with the mop

Hitman in training, clearly. Seeing how much force he can use to hit the walls before moving to live targets.

[JCDenton]

I just heard a load of clattering in the hallway, and what sounded like someone dragging something down the stairs. I found out it was the janitor mopping the floors and hitting the walls with the mop

I cleaned the place out.

[jawa_]

I can't share too much, guys; it could be absolutely nothing.

A neighbour has highlighted some noises coming from another flat that is being rented; constant water usage, various people coming and going, and what sounds like "building work". There could be a perfectly innocent explanation - perhaps the people are building cupboards and taking lots of showers - but there are suspicions that something is going on.

Right now, it feels pretty odd and some of us are being kept awake for a lot of the night by the "work" taking place.

[Moggy]

I can't share too much, guys; it could be absolutely nothing.

A neighbour has highlighted some noises coming from another flat that is being rented; constant water usage, various people coming and going, and what sounds like "building work". There could be a perfectly innocent explanation - perhaps the people are building cupboards and taking lots of showers - but there are suspicions that something is going on.

Right now, it feels pretty odd and some of us are being kept awake for a lot of the night by the "work" taking place.

As far as I know, nobody here knows you in real life, knows any of your neighbours in real life or knows where you live (other than a vague idea). There's no reason to not tell us what you're talking about.

[Rex Kramer]

I can't share too much, guys; it could be absolutely nothing.

A neighbour has highlighted some noises coming from another flat that is being rented; constant water usage, various people coming and going, and what sounds like "building work". There could be a perfectly innocent explanation - perhaps the people are building cupboards and taking lots of showers - but there are suspicions that something is going on.

Right now, it feels pretty odd and some of us are being kept awake for a lot of the night by the "work" taking place.

Fingers crossed you aren't on a shared electricity and water meter.

[Winckle]

I reckon it's just a big Art Attack happening in the flat.

[Qikz]

I reckon it's just a big Art Attack happening in the flat.

Buchanan!

[jawa_]

As far as I know, nobody here knows you in real life, knows any of your neighbours in real life or knows where you live (other than a vague idea)...

Some do! But I trust 'em.

...There's no reason to not tell us what you're talking about.

Excessive use of water. "Building work" in a rented place. People arriving and leaving at odd times. Add 'em up and... blam.

[Qikz]

As far as I know, nobody here knows you in real life, knows any of your neighbours in real life or knows where you live (other than a vague idea)...

Some do! But I trust 'em.

...There's no reason to not tell us what you're talking about.

Excessive use of water. "Building work" in a rented place. People arriving and leaving at odd times. Add 'em up and... blam.

Can you get us some?

[Prototype]

what a disappointment

a grow house on every second street here in drug-infested scotland

[JCDenton]

Meanwhile, we will be manufacturing a cure to the virus.

[Moggy]

what a disappointment

After building up so much suspense, Jawa's explanation better be strawberry floating spectacular.

Jawa failed us.

[rinks]

Any half decent sex worker would allow for their clients using the shower, so maybe it's just that.

[Prototype]

speaking from experience, rinks? "watching emmerdale" has always been a euphamism hasn't it

[rinks]

Yep, experience from both ends of the transaction. It's not to be sniffed at.

[Victor Mildew]

Jawa has finally been exposed for using Microsoft excel to fake Kate Middleton photos, and is now trying to drown those all around him who know his secret.

[Monkey Man]

[Moggy]

Jawa leaving his flat to go to the shop:

[Green Gecko]

What the strawberry float happened in this thread after I was done with my report on dBs.

(That are also meaningless if not all measured with basically the same instrument, using the same method, and at exactly the same distance btw.)

I'm gone for a few days and it's murder slash cannabis farm.