The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[jawafour]

Neighbour-bloke is slamming out music and "singing". We're getting excellent reception because he has his windows wide open. Thankfully I'm going out in a bit.

[Cheeky Devlin]

I think the big plot twist in the tale of Jawa and his neighbours will be that Jawa is in fact the noisiest man on the block. His constant loud game playing forces the neighbours to play loud music at all hours as a counter-attack. This has put such a strain on their relationship that they are constantly arguing and taking it all out on each other and the kids.

All because of their lunatic, wasp keeping neighbour.

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[Moggy]

I think the big plot twist in the tale of Jawa and his neighbours will be that Jawa is in fact the noisiest man on the block. His constant loud game playing forces the neighbours to play loud music at all hours as a counter-attack. This has put such a strain on their relationship that they are constantly arguing and taking it all out on each other and the kids.

All because of their lunatic, wasp keeping neighbour.

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I think the big twist at the end will be that Jawa doesn’t have any neighbours. IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!

[jawafour]

I think the big plot twist in the tale of Jawa and his neighbours will be that Jawa is in fact the noisiest man on the block...

I think the big twist at the end will be that Jawa doesn’t have any neighbours. IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!

. I'm definitely not losing the plot. I spoke to the wasps and they agreed that all is well.

[That]

Imagine working for the council and receiving Jawa's extensive, 10-volume noise diary. The handwriting gets harder and harder to read, the claims more and more outlandish. You decide to visit the apartment complex. It's abandoned. You remember where you've seen the address before: after a serious Africanised bee infestation it was deemed unsafe a decade ago.

Who is living there, and how, and why? Whose voices do they hear?

[Moggy]

Imagine working for the council and receiving Jawa's extensive, 10-volume noise diary. The handwriting gets harder and harder to read, the claims more and more outlandish. You decide to visit the apartment complex. It's abandoned. You remember where you've seen the address before: after a serious Africanised bee infestation it was deemed unsafe a decade ago.

Who is living there, and how, and why? Whose voices do they hear?

As the council worker gets to the end of the diary, a colleague looks over and says “is that written in human excrement?”....

[That]

Imagine working for the council and receiving Jawa's extensive, 10-volume noise diary. The handwriting gets harder and harder to read, the claims more and more outlandish. You decide to visit the apartment complex. It's abandoned. You remember where you've seen the address before: after a serious Africanised bee infestation it was deemed unsafe a decade ago.

Who is living there, and how, and why? Whose voices do they hear?

As the council worker gets to the end of the diary, a colleague looks over and says “is that written in human excrement?”....

They find a suppressed news report in the council archives. The government secretly used banned, highly mutagenic insecticides to clear the building. But... the diary says the wasps are still there...!!!

[Moggy]

Imagine working for the council and receiving Jawa's extensive, 10-volume noise diary. The handwriting gets harder and harder to read, the claims more and more outlandish. You decide to visit the apartment complex. It's abandoned. You remember where you've seen the address before: after a serious Africanised bee infestation it was deemed unsafe a decade ago.

Who is living there, and how, and why? Whose voices do they hear?

As the council worker gets to the end of the diary, a colleague looks over and says “is that written in human excrement?”....

They find a suppressed news report in the council archives. The government secretly used banned, highly mutagenic insecticides to clear the building. But... the diary says the wasps are still there...!!!

They burst into the flat to find:

Thinking the man is long dead they leave, only to hear a voice saying “the noise! The noise! The “singing”! My diary proves the case!”

[jawafour]

This is all pretty convincing . The evidence doesn't lie!

[That]

[McCoughlan]

Live in a house with an alcoholic housemate. Wakes me up in the middle of the night with his cough, every night.
Looking out a dirty old window, the kids in the street go screaming by. I sit here alone and I start to cry.
To counteract the negative stuff: housemate always buys me cans of coke when he comes back from the shop. He's a nice guy really.

[Vermilion]

Stool Bloke's being a complete douchebag this morning, he's dicking around with power tools and has completely shattered the peace, right now i wish he'd go and sit back down in his bloody chair!

Would post a pic but he's doing it behind the campervan which means my view is blocked.

[Corazon de Leon]

Live in a house with an alcoholic housemate. Wakes me up in the middle of the night with his cough, every night.
Looking out a dirty old window, the kids in the street go screaming by. I sit here alone and I start to cry.
To counteract the negative stuff: housemate always buys me cans of coke when he comes back from the shop. He's a nice guy really.

After reading the second line I can only read this post to the tune of Kids In America.

[Balladeer]

Power S-Tool Bloke doesn't fit as well.

[Vermilion]

*Stool Bloke Update*



After an entire weekend of DIY buggery, the tool's tools came out again once more today.

[Victor Mildew]

Bless look at all the faux retro gear he has to put inside his camper.

[Moggy]

I’m getting really worried about his rugby ball

[Errkal]

He has his suncream there so at least he is being prepared for sun.

[Jenuall]

Nice tube of Slazenger tennis balls he's got there. Clearly a pro.

[Jenuall]

Stool bloke almost looks worried in that last picture.

And is he trying to create some kind of tool to defend himself there?

And what is that small piece of blue we can see in the corner of the picture? Part of a larger message, a cry for help?

*scans Vermi's computer for the original image...*

Uh oh.