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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:58 pm
by Balladeer
At first glance I thought it was a massive bunch of artfully arranged wheelie bins.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:35 pm
by Green Gecko
They've mounted the curb a lot more than any sensible person would. They're parked on the pavement, can't really argue it's on the road. You don't do that, it's a public right of way.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:36 pm
by Lagamorph
When I first saw that picture it was on my phone and I thought it was just a massive row of wheelie bins :lol: :fp:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:45 pm
by OrangeRKN
That hedge should be illegal

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:47 pm
by Green Gecko
It looks like something made with video game logic. How can we make this more interesting / more accessible / more dynamic for the player?

What the strawberry float is the point of a hedge if you can just walk right through it?

So many choices.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:54 pm
by Victor Mildew
Do you know, I've somehow never noticed that about the hedge before. Cannot unsee.

And she's not doing anything wrong to me, apart from making it tricky to swing round to reverse in to my drive on the days I drive. It's a minor inconvenience if anything, but it does make the ascent around that corner blind.

When she DOES use the drive, the back end of the car will often be over the pavement anyway.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:43 pm
by andretmzt
People down my street generally park like gooseberry fools. There isn't a lot of space for everyone, and this is compounded by people taking up more space than they need to. Last night someone was parked a six feet back from the start of the yellow lines and six feet from the next car. 20 metres down the road, someone had basically done the same thing. Good work.

Got a couple of houses on a tight corner who always park....on the corner, even though they have drives. Presumably because they are too strawberry floating lazy to open the gates. Makes getting round the corner a nightmare.

Shall I park my scooter somewhere sensible and a bit out the way? Nah, I'll just park it like I would a car. One night I had left just enough room to allow me to get past a lampost the next morning, wanker with the scooter puts it right in front of my car. Cheers.

The biggest gooseberry fool is obviously the person with the brand spanking new BMW. Repeatedly parks right up to the junction with the main road, effectively making the street one way. I'm honestly surprised it got nothing worse than a note that said "TWAT" on it.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:53 pm
by Jenuall
Hard to tell from the angle of the shot from Ad's voyeur-camâ„¢ but it doesn't look like she's left much space at all, I'd say she's comitting an offence of obstruction there.

Though, as noted by others, the hedge is clearly the bigger crime here! :lol:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:53 pm
by Vermilion
Green Gecko wrote:They've mounted the curb a lot more than any sensible person would. They're parked on the pavement, can't really argue it's on the road. You don't do that, it's a public right of way.


Happens all the time on my estate, they can be particularly hazardous to avoid when it's icy and slippery.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:49 pm
by pjbetman
andretmzt wrote:People down my street generally park like gooseberry fools. There isn't a lot of space for everyone, and this is compounded by people taking up more space than they need to. Last night someone was parked a six feet back from the start of the yellow lines and six feet from the next car. 20 metres down the road, someone had basically done the same thing. Good work.

Got a couple of houses on a tight corner who always park....on the corner, even though they have drives. Presumably because they are too strawberry floating lazy to open the gates. Makes getting round the corner a nightmare.

Shall I park my scooter somewhere sensible and a bit out the way? Nah, I'll just park it like I would a car. One night I had left just enough room to allow me to get past a lampost the next morning, wanker with the scooter puts it right in front of my car. Cheers.

The biggest gooseberry fool is obviously the person with the brand spanking new BMW. Repeatedly parks right up to the junction with the main road, effectively making the street one way. I'm honestly surprised it got nothing worse than a note that said "TWAT" on it.


You need to get some of them extremely sticky labels that don't come off without a good scrub for an hour, which say something like ' nice parking TWAT!'

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:59 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
The hedge! :lol:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:49 pm
by Victor Mildew
She's parked on her drive this evening, but now has a wheelie bin blocking the end of her path completely, so it looks like a black bin inbetween two green ones. I can only assume her dad came and put the bin out, she drove back and couldn't be arsed to move it and elected to use the stairs rather than expend the energy moving it.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:07 am
by Tsunade
So now we have mini-hedge chick to add to our group of people.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:33 am
by <]:^D
mini-hedge chick :lol:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:44 am
by Moggy
<]:^D wrote:mini-hedge chick :lol:


:lol:

I wish extension girl still posted on Facebook so that I could add her exploits to this thread.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:06 am
by Victor Mildew
Oh strawberry float I forgot about her :lol:

Between us I reckon we've got enough classic characters for a good sitcom.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:27 am
by Drumstick
What are people seeing? I'm seeing a picture that doesn't load.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:29 am
by Moggy
Drumstick wrote:What are people seeing? I'm seeing a picture that doesn't load.


Hedges, cars, stools, blokes, lights on, no curtains.

It's like the perfect modern art exhibit.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:33 am
by Tsunade
Moggy wrote:
Drumstick wrote:What are people seeing? I'm seeing a picture that doesn't load.


Hedges, cars, stools, blokes, lights on, no curtains.

It's like the perfect modern art exhibit.

Or vermys picture collection of stool bloke.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:35 am
by Drumstick
The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available.