The moan about your neighbours thread

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Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:46 pm

Yule bloke :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by I Believe In Stool Bloke » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:01 pm

:lol:

Christmas picture of Yule Bloke required immediately.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by pjbetman » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:44 pm

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jawafour wrote:Neighbour-bloke has been on the scene again during the past few weeks and, day by day, he's reverting to his "normal" behaviour. The past three days he has spent each afternoon playing loud music and "singing". By "singing", I of course mean wailing like a drunkard.

And he has again deposited mud all up the communal stairs area.

:| .


Can't you just set him on fire, jawa? I'd back you up.

I don't know if this should be in the here or the Facebook thread - it was posted on FB, but is about a neighbourly dispute (thankfully not mine). I think it fits in with the current trend of sharing pictures of problem situations so will keep it here.

My wife used to work with this person and keeps me updated with her latest antics. She's absolutely deluded and has no sense of self awareness whatsoever.

Her current rant material is about parking in her street.

The following pictures break it into three parts: the reason for the dispute, a neighbour getting in touch about it, and her perfectly rational response.

1) Hers is the black car, in the middle of the picture

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2) A fair request from the neighbour

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3) wtf

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That's hilarious.

What about the other 2or 3 cars that are doing exactly the same on the other areas around the car park? Maybe she thinks it's ok to do it if a few others are doing it? Still as thick as pig shite to think that like, but, hey, she's a human, 99% of them are dense as two thick planks.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by pjbetman » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:47 pm

Jenuall wrote:Mental. She does have a minor point about the other cars which also look badly parked but that doesn't excuse the batshit craziness of her message, "I can haz ur DNA!!" :lol:

Why people can't remain rational about these things I'll never understand. She could admit that she's parked badly but try to discuss why this may be the case and see if together they can come to some kind of solution that works for everyone.

Also is that a privately maintained courtyard? If so it's not necessarily up to the council/police to determine what is and isn't allowed there but those responsible for the estate.


As soon as she said 'law' we knew she was totally bullshitting.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Caroller » Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:04 pm

Tsunade wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Couldn't she have just parked in that empty space?

As far as my locality is concerned, it's been surprisingly quiet lately, neighbour moron hasn't been doing much, the darker evenings have meant the kids aren't in the street, and stool bloke seems to have gone awol.

Does stool bloke turn into yule bloke at Christmas?

That sounds like his evolution when holding a Santa hat.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by NBK » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:34 am

pjbetman wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Mental. She does have a minor point about the other cars which also look badly parked but that doesn't excuse the batshit craziness of her message, "I can haz ur DNA!!" :lol:

Why people can't remain rational about these things I'll never understand. She could admit that she's parked badly but try to discuss why this may be the case and see if together they can come to some kind of solution that works for everyone.

Also is that a privately maintained courtyard? If so it's not necessarily up to the council/police to determine what is and isn't allowed there but those responsible for the estate.


As soon as she said 'law' we knew she was totally bullshitting.


I have no explanation for the other cars parked there or what that area is like as I don't live anywhere nearby. The only info I can give is that she's as mental as her letter makes her sound, and she's had a turf war about burlesque classes in the surrounding area.

Yep.

EDIT: Also Yule Bloke :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:45 am

Tsunade wrote:Does stool bloke turn into yule bloke at Christmas?


That's highly likely, and when he does reappear, i'll be sure to bring you the latest.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Harry Ellis » Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:58 am

Surely he'll stick his head out this weekend.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Caroller » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:16 am

Not in front of the children I hope.

...sorry.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:22 am

It's not Christmas until we see a picture of a grimacing stool bloke wearing a Santa hat, sat with a massive jacket on and wearing shorts.

If he wears a Santa suit I may have a brain aneurysm from laughing.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Snowballday » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:22 am

Balladeer wrote:Not in front of the children I hope.

...sorry.

:lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:35 pm

I was going to produce an advent calendar, but i haven't the expertise to make one with opening doors.

Meanwhile, speaking of which, neighbour bloke & family are slamming doors again, every time they slam one it makes my desk shake, bloody idiots.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Blue Eyes » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:32 am

My neighbours seem like lovely people but their strawberry floating dog is absolutely maddening. It barks this shrill, high-pitched screech and it does it for minutes on end. They have a baby so strawberry float knows how that’s working out. Because they’re so nice I don’t want to go banging on their door, and presumably there’s not much they can do about it. It’s possible they’re not actually in when their dog is going mental too.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:34 am

I get that almost daily from neighbour blokes mutt (though in my case it goes on for hours rather than minutes) so i feel your pain.

No sign of any decorations across the way yet, i'm getting impatient too as i want to being you yule bloke coverage.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Blue Eyes » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:52 am

It’s howling right now. It’s doing my head in. I actually like dogs but I feel nothing but murderous rage about this mutt.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:52 pm

Yep, that's the damage it does, it can turn even the most mild mannered individual into someone who'd ready to kill.

Speaking of ready to kill, the dog stopped howling in next door, only now neighbour bloke is doing DIY and so i've had endless hammering since around 10am.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Snowballday » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:31 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:Yep, that's the damage it does, it can turn even the most mild mannered individual into someone who'd ready to kill.

Speaking of ready to kill, the dog stopped howling in next door, only now neighbour bloke is doing DIY and so i've had endless hammering since around 10am.

Where's Yule bloke? We haven't had an update in a while now!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Qikzmas » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pm

Lmao Yule bloke

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:22 pm

Qikz wrote:Lmao Yule bloke


It is genius :lol:

Praying for some sort of lawn nativity scene from him :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:08 pm

Advent7 wrote:
Qikz wrote:Lmao Yule bloke


It is genius :lol:

Praying for some sort of lawn nativity scene from him :lol:


It only counts if he has handmade the nativity scene.


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