The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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Jenu-All I Want For Christmas
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:19 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Advent7 wrote:
Qikz wrote:Lmao Yule bloke


It is genius :lol:

Praying for some sort of lawn nativity scene from him :lol:


It only counts if he has handmade the nativity scene.

He needs a scene that plays out the key events - Mary and Joseph driving up to Bethlehem in a VW camper, Mary setting up position on a comfy stool to push the baby Jesus out, the shepherds following the billowing smoke signs from the VW to lead them to the miracle baby...

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:44 pm

Yule Bloke has been largely awol lately, only had the odd brief glimpse and so far there's no decorations up.

It's getting annoying.

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Partridge Iciclebubbles
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:21 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:Yule Bloke has been largely awol lately, only had the odd brief glimpse and so far there's no decorations up.

It's getting annoying.


Maybe Stool Gran killed him?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by I Believe In Stool Bloke » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:07 pm

He's busy guys, you'll see him later on this month if you truly believe in him in your heart :wub:.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:34 pm

Every time a bell rings, stool bloke gets his chicken wings

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Snowballday » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:56 pm

Advent7 wrote:Every time a VW camper toots it's horn, stool bloke gets his chicken wings

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Qikzmas » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:43 pm

Snowballday wrote:
Advent7 wrote:Every time a VW camper toots it's horn, stool bloke gets his chicken wings


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by RichardYuleK » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:56 pm

Someone should make a stool bloke song to the tune of the Adams family “Stool Bloke Family”

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:07 am

RichardYuleK wrote:Someone should make a stool bloke song to the tune of the Adams family “Stool Bloke Family”


Advent7 wrote:They're nosey and they're hazy
Lethargic and a crazy,
They're altogether lazy,
The Stool bloke Family.

Their garage a museum
When Stool gran comes to see 'em
You've really to see 'em
The Stool bloke Family.

[snap twice]
(A Camper)
[snap twice]
(A van)
[snap twice]
(What a man)

So get a cup of tea on
A nice stool you can perch on
We're gonna take a snap of
The Stool bloke Famiiìiiiiìiily.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Prototype » Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:46 pm

My neighbours run a tumble dryer for at least 2 hours a day and it vibrates through my entire flat. :evil:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Slayerx » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:25 pm

What if stool bloke it actually stool grinch?! :dread:

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Vermi-Claus
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:19 pm

We have lights people! Didn't see them go up though as it happened when i was in town.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Caroller » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:41 am

Yule Bloke Phase 1.

Phase 2: turning them on.

GNamer admin.: visit your friendly neighbourhood affiliate!
Also I have a writing and music blog.
'Your lives that I spit upon are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!'
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Advent7
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:43 pm

Pretty disappointed he's not gone full Christmas from December the 1st. Maybe he's not the man we all thought he was :|

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:46 pm

Advent7 wrote:Pretty disappointed he's not gone full Christmas from December the 1st. Maybe he's not the man we all thought he was :|


It’s so disappointing. Maybe it is our mistake for raising him to Godhood? He just couldn’t ever live up to the expectations we set for our deity. :cry:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:58 pm

*takes down stool bloke calendar*

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermi-Claus » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:25 pm

I think the weather has played a part, he might have been more compliant had it been dry and frosty.

Nothing else has popped up yet either.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by RichardYuleK » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:05 pm


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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by K » Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:57 pm

This dude moved into the room next to mine about a month ago and it feels like all he does outside of work is yell down the phone or sing karaoke by himself until the wee hours of the morning. Every. Single. day. I keep going to sleep to him yelling down the phone only to be woken up at 8am the next day by the same thing.

Dude’s yelling in Tagalog so I can’t even figure out what he’s yelling about.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Advent7 » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:09 am

My neighbours still have the remnants of their bonfire night firework display in the middle of their lawn. The rocket launch sticks, boxes of spent fireworks etc :|

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