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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:01 pm
by Errkal
Vermilion wrote:Errkal wrote:Vermilion wrote:Errkal wrote:Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.
I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.
Torch their houses?
They're not worth going to jail for.
Frame someone else?
That is harder than it sounds.
Not if you plan it all bit. Jesus you try and help people.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:54 pm
by Green Gecko
They might have fire doors btw
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:18 am
by Qikz
glitterbomb the whole street~!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:27 am
by Moggy
Green Gecko wrote:They might have fire doors btw
They certainly will once Vermilion pours petrol all over them.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:54 am
by Vermilion
Qikz wrote:glitterbomb the whole street~!
Now there's an idea.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:00 am
by Errkal
Moggy wrote:Green Gecko wrote:They might have fire doors btw
They certainly will once Vermilion pours petrol all over them.
Finally someone thinking in the right way.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:17 am
by KK
Vermilion wrote:Not only that, but they (and the adults) are incapable of closing doors properly (no one seems to have told them what handles are for), which means all day long it's been SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!!!
Had this last night from my student(ish) neighbours. One of them now looks like Harry Potter but in skinny jeans, because who doesn't want to reveal their twig-like legs to the entire world.
All last night slamming the back doors. 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am...it's like Jesus Christ, don't you want to go to sleep. I know which one it was, and individually they only seem to stick around for less than a year (well, the converted rooms are practically the equivalent of the cupboard under the stairs) so hopefully he'll have buggered off soon.
Blatant nimbyism I know, but strawberry float all these landlords converting expensive residential homes into individual rooms. They're not even flats or apartments. They're a £600 a month room with shared facilities (x that by 5 and you're looking at £36,000 a year minus tax etc). The only positive from my perspective is that if one of them is a bit of a twat they're likely to be gone again within a year.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:28 am
by Squinty
Skinny jeans. Eugh. I walked in to work this morning and the dude in front was wearing these. I could see the line of his arse.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:43 am
by Moggy
Squinty wrote:Skinny jeans. Eugh. I walked in to work this morning and the dude in front was wearing these. I could see the line of his arse.
How far did you follow him before he realised?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:19 am
by Trelliz
Vermilion wrote:Errkal wrote:Vermilion wrote:One of the feral kids in my cul de sac has now been going around my garden with a pair of scissors cutting off my flowers.
I'd go out there and give them a bollocking, but in this street there is such a clique, that in doing so i'd be taking on 3 or 4 separate houses.
Torch their houses?
They're not worth going to jail for.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:57 am
by Alvin Flummux
Neighbors upstairs were very loud with the wump wump hood music this last weekend, so we ordered them a gallon of cow gooseberry fool from poopsenders.com.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:21 pm
by Squinty
Moggy wrote:Squinty wrote:Skinny jeans. Eugh. I walked in to work this morning and the dude in front was wearing these. I could see the line of his arse.
How far did you follow him before he realised?
I realised before we both went into the toilet hur hur hur.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:45 pm
by Moggy
Squinty wrote:Moggy wrote:Squinty wrote:Skinny jeans. Eugh. I walked in to work this morning and the dude in front was wearing these. I could see the line of his arse.
How far did you follow him before he realised?
I realised before we both went into the toilet hur hur hur.
Tee hee.
Is he your neighbour?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:58 pm
by Victor Mildew
Nah, he's their gardener.... UPHILL GARDENER ROLFMAYO
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:06 pm
by Squinty
Ad7 wrote:Nah, he's their gardener.... UPHILL GARDENER ROLFMAYO
Never heard of a ROFLMAYO before. I gave him some mayo though
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:27 pm
by Moggy
Squinty wrote:Ad7 wrote:Nah, he's their gardener.... UPHILL GARDENER ROLFMAYO
Never heard of a ROFLMAYO before. I gave him some mayo though
You have never heard of Rolf's mayo? Rolf was never very fussy about handing out his mayo to people....
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:15 am
by Squinty
Moggy wrote:Squinty wrote:Ad7 wrote:Nah, he's their gardener.... UPHILL GARDENER ROLFMAYO
Never heard of a ROFLMAYO before. I gave him some mayo though
You have never heard of Rolf's mayo? Rolf was never very fussy about handing out his mayo to people....
I think I've brought this up before, but when I was a child I sent a letter to Rolf Harris through the school. He never responded, the bastard.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:33 am
by Moggy
Squinty wrote:Moggy wrote:Squinty wrote:Ad7 wrote:Nah, he's their gardener.... UPHILL GARDENER ROLFMAYO
Never heard of a ROFLMAYO before. I gave him some mayo though
You have never heard of Rolf's mayo? Rolf was never very fussy about handing out his mayo to people....
I think I've brought this up before, but when I was a child I sent a letter to Rolf Harris through the school. He never responded, the bastard.
The more I hear about that arsehole
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:47 am
by Knoyleo
A couple over the road from us decided to have a massive falling out last Sunday, which culminated in the woman sitting in her car, clearly very pissed, blaring the horn constantly at about half midnight. When other people started telling her to shut up, she just drove off, then came back minutes later and started again. Carried on for about half an hour or so.
They've still not apologised to anyone on the street.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:49 am
by <]:^D
banana splits