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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:53 pm
by jawafour
Rapidly-Greying wrote:...Have you ever tried to talk to them or are they just approachable?

They are both morons, unfortunately. He is aggressive, stocky and will start shouting about virtually anything, whilst she has been witnessed telling people to "strawberry float off" when asked about dropping rubbish in the grounds.

:fp: .

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:55 pm
by jawafour
Frank wrote:I feel like every time they kick off you should just phone the police non-emergency number...

That may be a decent approach. From experience I know that, round my way, they hardly ever answer and barely respond but I could just leave messages and eventually they'd have to get in contact.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:57 pm
by Moggy
jawafour wrote:
Frank wrote:I feel like every time they kick off you should just phone the police non-emergency number...

That may be a decent approach. From experience I know that, round my way, they hardly ever answer and barely respond but I could just leave messages and eventually they'd have to get in contact.


I’ve not gone all the way through it, but this seems a decent site. Have a look and hopefully there’s something that can help you.

http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:00 pm
by That's not a growth
I was hoping that would link to the glitter bomb site.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:02 pm
by Moggy
That's not a growth wrote:I was hoping that would link to the glitter bomb site.


I wish I had thought of that. :lol:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:09 pm
by Jenuall
Yeah screw the council route, go for the police (or, as said before the social services because that is not a suitable environment for kids) if you want results.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:25 pm
by Tsunade
Jawa and vermys' neighbours make me glad all I have is a nosy grump downstairs and a Chinese man on a space hopper upstairs.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:34 pm
by Drumstick
Speaking of which, aren't we due a pictorial update on Stool Bloke?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:54 pm
by Vermilion
Drumstick wrote:Speaking of which, aren't we due a pictorial update on Stool Bloke?


I'm working on it.

Also, bloke next door was doing bad karaoke again this morning at 7am.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:19 pm
by Vermilion
***BREAKING NEWS***

Stool Bloke got his kit off today...

Image

Sorry about the stripes, but it's easier to take a pic when you're hiding behind your own window blind

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:29 pm
by Errkal
strawberry float the council call the police, stop being a positive person about it realise the gooseberry fool ain't gonna end so call the plod. Then once you've called them call social services. This gooseberry fool has gone on too long where the only person hearing about it is us your diary.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:05 pm
by Moggy
Errkal wrote:strawberry float the council


N.W.A’s less successful single.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:52 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
Vermilion wrote:***BREAKING NEWS***

Stool Bloke got his kit off today...

Image

Sorry about the stripes, but it's easier to take a pic when you're hiding behind your own window blind

Yes! :lol:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:59 pm
by <]:^D
you know what? stool bloke is a true legend - he does what he wants. look at him enjoying the sunshine while Verm is scared to take a pic
i bet if he caught you taking a pic he'd just look over, smile, and flash the peace sign and go back to chilling
8-)

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:01 pm
by Qikz
Vermilion wrote:***BREAKING NEWS***

Stool Bloke got his kit off today...

Image

Sorry about the stripes, but it's easier to take a pic when you're hiding behind your own window blind




Replace stoop kid with stool bloke.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:34 pm
by Ad7
Amazing, stool bloke living the dream there. Record player, topless, a few cushions for his feet and a cup of tea WITH a saucer like a true gent.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:44 pm
by Hime
I wish I could be as happy just sitting in a stool.

I bet he doesn't use any sort of smart device, the stool bloke is the only one of us who is truly free.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:02 pm
by Ad7
Do you reckon if he puts rap music on that record player, it becomes a stool sample?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:49 pm
by jawafour
Moggy wrote:I’ve not gone all the way through it, but this seems a decent site. Have a look and hopefully there’s something that can help you.

http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk

Thanks, Moggy - I'm having a look though it right now. In terms of noise, it is a case of contacting the council and having evidence (a noise log) and then they will initially mediate to resolve the problem. If that doesn't work then they can issue a noise abatement notice, possibly with an end game of "confiscating equipment".

Errkal wrote:strawberry float the council call the police, stop being a positive person about it realise the gooseberry fool ain't gonna end so call the plod. Then once you've called them call social services. This gooseberry fool has gone on too long where the only person hearing about it is us your diary.

Unfortunately you can't call the police on the basis of noise; it's a local council matter. If there was disorder - possibly as per last night when they were aggressively arguing in the grounds of the flats - then, yeah, that coud be a time to call the police. You have to keep a noise log and I've shared this with our flats management company, resulting in two letters being issue so far. You need to avoid becoming directly confrontational with these kinds of neighbours as that will undoutedly escalate things the wrong way.

<]:^D wrote:you know what? stool bloke is a true legend - he does what he wants...

He does appear to be chilled, relaxed and (outside of the occassional bit of van engine revving) not being too much of a pain. Stool Guy seems to be pretty decent :) .

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:07 am
by Qikz
also can I just point out we're calling him stool bloke and that isn't even a stool.