The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:31 am

Qikz wrote:also can I just point out we're calling him stool bloke and that isn't even a stool.


He used to use a stool, and only in the last week or so has swapped it for a chair.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:45 am

Should be a throne, strawberry floating legend.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:48 am

It feels as if Stool Bloke is getting a cult following. For me, Ad is spot-on about the use of a saucer - it indicates a certain level of quiet sophistication and elegance - whilst Hime is right on the money regarding the lack of a smart device; this guy is not gonna sit there posting selfies.

I suspect that many of us hanker after living in such a relaxed, secure style.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:34 am

I think I love Stool Bloke.

strawberry float off trying to change his legendary name :x.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:35 am

Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:also can I just point out we're calling him stool bloke and that isn't even a stool.


He used to use a stool, and only in the last week or so has swapped it for a chair.


I assumed he was called stool guy because he never gets out of the chair, even when he needs the toilet.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:39 am

jawafour wrote:It feels as if Stool Bloke is getting a cult following. For me, Ad is spot-on about the use of a saucer - it indicates a certain level of quiet sophistication and elegance - whilst Hime is right on the money regarding the lack of a smart device; this guy is not gonna sit there posting selfies.

I suspect that many of us hanker after living in such a relaxed, secure style.


A lack of smart devices, enjoys a less technical existence. Is he future you?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Hyperion » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:42 am

Jawa, go knock on your neighbours door and shiv him

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Ad7 wrote:stop moaning about it
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:33 am

I think the solution to Jawa's neighbour issues lies with our newly identified King Stool Bloke.

The guy is obviously at one with the world - send him round to Jawa's neighbours and he'll no doubt go in, pop on a chilled record (I'm thinking some Balearic beats), serve up a perfect cup of tea (with a saucer) and chat this thing through.

Before you know it peace will have returned to all.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:08 am

Or just have verm move next to jawa and the noisy neighbours to where vermy is now. Stool bloke would sort them out, jawa and vermy would get peace!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:09 am

Why doesn’t stool bloke have his own thread and logo on GR?

He is our true leader, we should honour him!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:46 pm

Tsunade wrote:Or just have verm move next to jawa and the noisy neighbours to where vermy is now. Stool bloke would sort them out, jawa and vermy would get peace!

I like this idea. Verm and I could live in silence - occasionally looking through our curtains with an angry face if someone outside coughs too loudly - whilst Stool BlokeTM could quietly "take out" Neighbour Bloke with a minimum of fuss.

Seems like a legit way forward.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:36 pm

Stool Bloke may look all calm and serene, but that didn't stop the bastard from spending 20 mins running his camper engine during the world cup final so it filled my house with stink.

I think he just wants to poison everyone downwind of him.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:59 pm

Stool bloke? More like COOL bloke amirite

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:40 pm

We can all learn from Stool Bloke

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Frank » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:52 pm

That avatar :lol: :wub:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:06 pm

Frank wrote:That avatar :lol: :wub:


:shock:

I love it!

:slol: :slol: :slol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:17 pm

I get Dual :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:20 pm

Logo please.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:54 pm

:wub:
We need a stool bloke fan club. With Dual as leader.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by <]:^D » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:00 pm

omg Dual youve outdone yourself this time


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