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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:26 pm
by jawafour
Dual :lol: .

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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:29 pm
by Ad7
<]:^D wrote:omg Dual youve outdone yourself this time


Name change to Stual Bloke plz

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:33 am
by Jenuall
Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening! :x

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!" :fp:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:38 am
by Balladeer
My landlady does that too. Don’t really feel I can say anything, it’s her house - but still.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:21 pm
by Vermilion
Jenuall wrote:Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening! :x

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!" :fp:


Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:34 pm
by Moggy
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening! :x

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!" :fp:


Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.


I bet stool bloke has a massive hose. :datass:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:02 pm
by Jenuall
Moggy wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening! :x

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!" :fp:


Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.


I bet stool bloke has a massive hose. :datass:


Stool bloke does have that look of contentedness about him that can only come from being confident in the size of one's hose.

There's two blokes across the way from us who both wash their cars with hoses at least twice a week. Plonkers.

The one guy works with cars, he's like a motor racing mechanic in some capacity, and he's out there almost every day fiddling about under the hood of some car or other - get a workshop FFS!

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:10 pm
by Balladeer
Perhaps it just comes from having big stools...?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:12 pm
by Drumstick
The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all? :?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before! :x

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:50 pm
by Ad7
Wear it with pride lads.

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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:55 pm
by Vermilion
Ad7 wrote:Wear it with pride lads.

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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:17 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
Are we adding these badges to the merchandise shop?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:19 pm
by Errkal
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Are we adding these badges to the merchandise shop?


What do you think GG?

Green Gecko wrote:.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:14 pm
by Green Gecko
Well, if I can find an affordable badge press.. I could do it break even just for you guys.

However, it would probably be cooler to make an official T or sticker or something so I can slowly crawl my way out of a net loss one day :dread:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:37 pm
by Tsunade
Ad7 wrote:Wear it with pride lads.

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You've made me cry with laughter. I want 12

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:55 pm
by KK
Drumstick wrote:The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all? :?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before! :x

My road is full of nice cars (BMW, Audi, Kia and Mini's mainly) and I've never once seen my neighbours physically wash any of them. They always look clean though, so I presume they're either doing it during the dead of night like dogging or the supermarket car washes are actually pretty good these days. That and they're 4x4s, so naturally have never been off road either.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:41 pm
by Vermilion
*Stool Bloke Update*

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Was playing with his phone, must be looking on amazon for a replacement stool after getting fed up with his chair.

He really does act like he's the neighbourhood warden, i'm surprised i don't have to show him a pass in order to get in and out of the street.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:44 pm
by shadow202
Why does he sit with the rugby ball all the time, I mean does he have any kids that he throws it about for or anything?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:47 pm
by Ad7
Amazing. He's got a strawberry floating vw camper mug, of course he has. Also has the classic shave "place in america" primark t-shirt.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:01 pm
by Vermilion
shadow202 wrote:I mean does he have any kids that he throws it about for or anything?


He seems to have little interest in his kids, Mrs Stool Bloke is usually the one who's sorting them out (when they're not going feral anyways).