The moan about your neighbours thread

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Drumstick » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:28 pm

How does he keep guard effectively when his van is blocking his view of your cul-de-sac?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Qikz » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:11 pm

Drumstick wrote:How does he keep guard effectively when his van is blocking his view of your cul-de-sac?


He's got cameras everywhere. That's what's in his van.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:51 am

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:11 am

Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.


Mate he uses tea holders as they come, he dont give no gooseberry fools about tea etticate.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Drumstick » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:17 am

He doesn't look quite as happy or smug there.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:08 am

Maybe he uses mugs for coffee?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:24 am

More importantly where has his magic rugby ball gone? Perhaps that is why he is looking less happy; the rugby ball was the source of all his powers!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:49 am

Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.


Heresy!

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Ban this chucklefuck right now, nobody should be allowed to doubt the wonder of stool bloke (pbuh). :x

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:21 am

Have to admit I am worried about the rugby ball. Could it be a sign of things to come? Is he trying to warn us of something...?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by pjbetman » Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:32 am

Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.



I would've thought that using an old metal dustbin for his coffee table was more revealing to be honest.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:03 pm

is that people's friend he's reading too? :dread:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:37 pm

It's hot as hell, and the grass is toast, yet one of my bellend neighbours is now busy mowing their lawn.

You really couldn't make it up.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Qikz » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:57 pm

It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:58 pm

Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Errkal » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:58 pm

Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.

It's not stalking, it's more like a fan club.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:11 pm

WOT A LEDGE

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Trelliz » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:14 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.


Stalking implies a degree of following/tracking, stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Karl » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:17 pm

Trelliz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.


Stalking implies a degree of following/tracking, stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.


Could we say that he's technically under siege?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:36 pm

Trelliz wrote:stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.


Good point.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by KK » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:39 pm

I wonder what his paper of choice is. I’m going with the Daily Star.

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