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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:28 pm
by Drumstick
How does he keep guard effectively when his van is blocking his view of your cul-de-sac?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:11 pm
by Qikz
Drumstick wrote:How does he keep guard effectively when his van is blocking his view of your cul-de-sac?


He's got cameras everywhere. That's what's in his van.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:51 am
by Victor Mildew
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:11 am
by Errkal
Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.


Mate he uses tea holders as they come, he dont give no gooseberry fools about tea etticate.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:17 am
by Drumstick
He doesn't look quite as happy or smug there.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:08 am
by Tsunade
Maybe he uses mugs for coffee?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:24 am
by Jenuall
More importantly where has his magic rugby ball gone? Perhaps that is why he is looking less happy; the rugby ball was the source of all his powers!

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:49 am
by Moggy
Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.


Heresy!

strawberry floating heresy!

Ban this chucklefuck right now, nobody should be allowed to doubt the wonder of stool bloke (pbuh). :x

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:21 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Have to admit I am worried about the rugby ball. Could it be a sign of things to come? Is he trying to warn us of something...?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:32 am
by pjbetman
Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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Is that one of those American kids trolley things he's got his legs on? I also see he's not only abandoned the saucer but switched to a standard mug :| Stool bloke has gone down in my rank of heroes.



I would've thought that using an old metal dustbin for his coffee table was more revealing to be honest.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:03 pm
by Victor Mildew
is that people's friend he's reading too? :dread:

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:37 pm
by Vermilion
It's hot as hell, and the grass is toast, yet one of my bellend neighbours is now busy mowing their lawn.

You really couldn't make it up.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:57 pm
by Qikz
It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:58 pm
by Vermilion
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:58 pm
by Errkal
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.

It's not stalking, it's more like a fan club.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:11 pm
by Victor Mildew
WOT A LEDGE

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:14 pm
by Trelliz
Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.


Stalking implies a degree of following/tracking, stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:17 pm
by That
Trelliz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:It feels kinda weird that we're all stalking this guys neighbour.


He filled my street with fumes again today, as far as i'm concerned you guys can stalk all you want.


Stalking implies a degree of following/tracking, stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.


Could we say that he's technically under siege?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:36 pm
by Vermilion
Trelliz wrote:stool bloke doesn't move so this is more of a long-term stakeout.


Good point.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:39 pm
by KK
I wonder what his paper of choice is. I’m going with the Daily Star.