The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:43 pm

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's been reading his paper all morning, must be fascinating stuff.

Hat and coat on, but still wearing shorts. :fp:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:48 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's been reading his paper all morning, must be fascinating stuff.

Hat and coat on, but still wearing shorts. :fp:


That’s just what I was going to write. :lol:

What paper is that? He strikes me as a reader of either the Sun or the Express.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Drumstick » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:52 pm

Looks like a local paper.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:09 pm

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's been reading his paper all morning, must be fascinating stuff.


Looking at car sales. Wonder what he's buying

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:12 pm

This strawberry floating guy :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Preezy » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:13 pm

Does he live out of his garage?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:32 pm

Balladeer wrote:Wrapped up like that and he still won’t go indoors. That’s serious dedication to the Stool Bloke cause.

(Poetry not intended.)

:lol: Balladeer. The poet who goddamn knows it.

Stool bloke looks like he's an old man on the loo. Give him some privacy vermy, or at least some bog roll.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Preezy » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:50 pm

He's probably a nice guy who's a bit lonely and would love a friendly neighbour to come and have a chinwag with him. Instead he gets Vermilion the Voyeur.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:56 pm

Tsunade wrote:
Balladeer wrote:Wrapped up like that and he still won’t go indoors. That’s serious dedication to the Stool Bloke cause.

(Poetry not intended.)

:lol: Balladeer. The poet who goddamn knows it.

Stool bloke looks like he's an old man on the loo. Give him some privacy vermy, or at least some bog roll.


♪ Feet up with the paper as he sits behind his van,
Stool bloke is a hero who can stick it to the man ♫

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:12 pm

Plot twist: it's just some poor homeless guy who's slowly building up enough donated clothes to have a full compliment, and the guy in the house let's him live in the garage.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Balladeer » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:35 pm

Jenuall wrote:♪ Feet up with the paper as he sits behind his van,
Stool bloke is a hero who can stick it to the man ♫

♪ Filling all the air around Vermillion with smoke,
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by OLIN » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:42 pm

Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

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He's been reading his paper all morning, must be fascinating stuff.


Lol amazing!

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"STAB IT WITH YOUR FIRESTICK!"

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Oh FFS, what are the savages burning now?

Oh well, at least we got the washing in before they started.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:44 pm

OLIN wrote:Oh FFS, what are the savages burning now?


Well it certainly isn't calories.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:48 pm

Preezy wrote:He's probably a nice guy who's a bit lonely and would love a friendly neighbour to come and have a chinwag with him.


He should have thought about that before deciding to spend his summer filling my house with toxic fumes. :datass:

OLIN wrote:Image

Oh FFS, what are the savages burning now?


Maybe they're ritually sacrificing the gnomes?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:54 pm

OLIN wrote:
Vermilion wrote:*Stool Bloke Update*

Image

He's been reading his paper all morning, must be fascinating stuff.


Lol amazing!

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"STAB IT WITH YOUR FIRESTICK!"

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Oh FFS, what are the savages burning now?

Oh well, at least we got the washing in before they started.


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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by OLIN » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:56 pm

:D

Vermilion wrote:Maybe they're ritually sacrificing the gnomes?


Or sacrificing more innocents to turn into gnomes.

Does Stool Guy have a wife/missus?
Maybe she spends all day watching daytime t.v. or listening to Motown?
He probably goes to the garage to escape from that.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:00 pm

OLIN wrote:Does Stool Guy have a wife/missus?


Yep, not been able to get a pic of Mrs Stool Bloke though, sometimes she grabs a chair and sits out there alongside him (like Stool Gran did).

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by hamm sandwich » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:16 pm

Does he not work? He doesn’t look very old.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by hamm sandwich » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:16 pm

Does he not work? He doesn’t look very old.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:20 pm

hamm sandwich wrote:Does he not work? He doesn’t look very old.


I heard on the grapevine once that he has very wealthy parents.

No idea if that's just bs though.


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