The NHS Depression Test

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by Prototype » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:06 am

Unlikely \o/

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by Alvin Flummux » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:07 am

Very likely, but I'd need a proper doc man look at me before I could get a diagnosis, or something.

I'm just a shitty human being.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Lagamorph » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:09 am

Unlikely to be suffering from depression 8-)

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Seven » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:47 am

Unlikely to be suffering from depression here, as well.

I must say there's been days where I feel lonely - due to family/friends being busy & away, but other than that I don't feel that sad. Nice improvement as before 2009 I was pretty depressed (though, not actual depression - just more sad than happy)

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by tomvek » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:00 am

I think I passed the test.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Pacman » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:58 am

Unlikely. Thought I'd bossed it until someone said there was a "Very Unlikely" tier? Oh well, a B is good enough.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Lex-Man » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:44 am

Anung wrote:Very likely.


Same, although most of my problems come from not getting enough sleep.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by HSH28 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:06 am

Text only form...

Could you be depressed?

There are many symptoms of depression, including low mood, feelings of hopelessness, low self-esteem, lack of energy and problems with sleep. The more symptoms someone has, the more likely they are to be depressed.

This test will help you to assess whether you could be suffering from depression.

Answer the questions based on how you've been feeling during the last two weeks.



1.Have you found little pleasure or interest in doing things?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



2.Have you found yourself feeling down, depressed or hopeless?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 points)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



3.Have you had trouble falling or staying asleep, or sleeping too much?

No, not at all (0 point)

On some days (1 points)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



4.Have you been feeling tired or had little energy?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



5.Have you had a poor appetite or been overeating?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



6.Have you felt that you're a failure or let yourself or your family down?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



7.Have you had some trouble concentrating on things like reading the paper or watching TV?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



8.Have you been moving or speaking slowly, or very fidgety, so that other people could notice?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)



9.Have you thought that you'd be better off dead or hurting yourself in some way?

No, not at all (0 points)

On some days (1 point)

On more than half the days (2 points)

Nearly every day (3 points)

More on suicidal thoughts

If you have had thoughts of self-harming or are feeling suicidal contact someone immediately.
• See your GP or the out-of-hours GP service. If you have already taken an overdose or cut yourself badly, dial 999.
• There are helplines with specially trained volunteers who'll listen to you, understand what you're going through, and help you through the immediate crisis.
• Or contact a friend, family or someone you trust.

The Samaritans operate a service open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, for people who want to talk in confidence. Call 08457 909090.



RESULTS

0-10 points

Based on your responses today it's unlikely you're suffering from depression.

While it's unlikely that you have depression, if you have any concerns about your health, or mood, please call NHS Direct on 0845 4647 or arrange to speak to your GP.

More information on depression, and its causes, can be found by following the link at the bottom of this tool.

10-70 points

Based on your responses today it's very likely that you could be suffering from some form of depression but only an experienced health professional can tell for sure.

You should make an appointment to see your GP as soon as possible or call NHS Direct on 0845 4647. They will be able to help you and offer some form of treatment.

Most people with depression improve with good care, which may include changes you can make to your life, talk therapy and medication.


Its a pretty silly questionaire, I think if 'Nearly every day' you think you'd be better off dead, then no matter what you answered for the other questions you probably should seek some help.

I also don't quite see how you can score more than 27 with there only being 9 questions on the thing.

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PostThe NHS Depression Test
by Buffalo » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:04 am

Those are the stock questions asked of you when you go to the GP. I think someone already mentioned the name of it.
I don't agree with the 'rank' system there - I mean, between 10 and 70 points is pretty vague.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by SEP » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:07 am

Not Depressed! \o/

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by 1cmanny1 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:10 am

Depression medicine :roll:
I don't think depression is an illness that doctors can fix.

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by SEP » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:12 am

1cmanny1 wrote:Depression medicine :roll:
I don't think depression is an illness that doctors can fix.


They can't. What they can do, though, is mitigate the symptoms, allowing you the ability to tackle the issues causing the depression with a slightly clearer head. They can also refer you to a psychologist, in order to help you work out what the issues are that are causing you to be depressed, which is the first step to tackling it.

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by Harry Bizzle » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:14 am

Depends, dunnit. Sometimes doctors can fix depression.


Something to do with brain receptors. Not particularly well understood (other drugs which do the same thing, e.g. cocaine don't work), etc, but the evidence for it is rather compelling.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Errkal » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:16 am

yay it unlikley i am depressed :D

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by 1cmanny1 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:17 am

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:Depression medicine :roll:
I don't think depression is an illness that doctors can fix.


They can't. What they can do, though, is mitigate the symptoms, allowing you the ability to tackle the issues causing the depression with a slightly clearer head. They can also refer you to a psychologist, in order to help you work out what the issues are that are causing you to be depressed, which is the first step to tackling it.


But don't people usually stay on them for a long time? They think it will "make them better", and so they aren't willing to try and sort themselves out.
And how hard is it working out why you are depressed? If you don't know why you are depressed, you aren't really despressed according to my logic. But I don't think it is that simple for some people.

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by Harry Bizzle » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:31 am

Clinical depression is rarely due to anything surrounding the patient. Whether their life is great or not, chemical disbalances in their brain are what are the cause of the problem. See; serotonin and noradrenaline.


I met a boy who slit his wrists because he's apparently very selfish and hurts his family. When pushed on how he's selfish, he came up with "they'll bring home food and put it in the fridge and I'll eat it without asking."

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by YouSmellOfWee » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:33 am

1cmanny1 wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:Depression medicine :roll:
I don't think depression is an illness that doctors can fix.


They can't. What they can do, though, is mitigate the symptoms, allowing you the ability to tackle the issues causing the depression with a slightly clearer head. They can also refer you to a psychologist, in order to help you work out what the issues are that are causing you to be depressed, which is the first step to tackling it.


But don't people usually stay on them for a long time? They think it will "make them better", and so they aren't willing to try and sort themselves out.
And how hard is it working out why you are depressed? If you don't know why you are depressed, you aren't really despressed according to my logic. But I don't think it is that simple for some people.


Depression isn't a simple thing. A lot of people don't recognise they are depressed because they convince themselves that they aren't, and that everything is alright.

SSRIs and MOAIs used to treat depression can only provide a nudge in the right direction. Only in very mild cases can drugs alone help to 'fix' depression, but it's more about changing your outlook in life and finding something to do.

Just like many other drugs, treatments for depression can become somewhat addictive and you find that you are significantly more depressed when you're not taking them. The science behind it is quite simple, but unfortunately, simply flooding receptors with serotonin won't help because there are many disorders caused by excessive levels of serotonin and dopamine. Essentially it's all about fine tuning and finding the right receptors and then the right agonists/antagonists to treat the problem.

With each year we're finding out more about receptors which previously weren't viable as drug targets, and with time we'll find the ideal treatment for the majority of depression sufferers.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Skippy » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:57 am

Unlikely but if I'd taken it a few years back things definitely would have been different looking at the questions.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by superfurryfox » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:01 am

Fatal Exception wrote:because the world needs more self diagnosed depressed people.


This.

it really strawberry floats me off. Why you unemployed and living off the goverment? "Ooooh I am depressed" yeah not half as strawberry floating depressed as we are bringing your ugly fat banana split arse up you strawberry floating piece of lazy piece of gooseberry fool.

Honestly not saying some people are genuine, I have been there myself but I fail to see how getting paid to sit on your arse watching Jeremy Kylie everyday is medically going to help you.

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PostRe: The NHS Depression Test
by Drej » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:04 am

Turboman wrote:Simplistic maybe, but it's the same (essentially) form that GPs will get you to fill out in a consultation. It also stops unnecessary appointments.

I'm not depressed apparently. Goody.


Or increase them as people will just vote to get "depressed" answer

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