The Official Pets Discussion Thread

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Poser » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:00 am

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Poser wrote:Does my head in. I think the owners would kick off soon enough if my dog shat in their garden.


:lol: Wow. It's like we have Larry David here with us. I bet you are the most popular man in your neighbourhood.


Did I saying something untrue? Is it fair that other people's pets gooseberry fool on my lawn?

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Poser wrote:What sort of size air rifle would you recommend? I don't know much about them. I don't want to kill them, obviously, but perhaps a mortal wounding of some sort?



I'd start with a pistol. You can then patrol the garden and do a quick draw if you see a cat. You can then use your dog to finish it off. When you are comfortable with this, invest in a few air rifles and enjoy a little cat shooting sport when you have friends over.


Cheers man. I'll look into it.

I have recently bought a medium-sized chiminea: will that be enough to get rid of the bodies, or would you recommend a different method? I do live near the sea and some very high cliffs, if that helps?

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Death's Head » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:19 am

Poser wrote:I have recently bought a medium-sized chiminea: will that be enough to get rid of the bodies, or would you recommend a different method? I do live near the sea and some very high cliffs, if that helps?


I would recommend neither. Cats taste very much like chicken so you should freeze them and bring them out for a BBQ in the lovely weather we are having. The preparation can be a little time consuming, but your guests will appreciate the extra meatyness of the "chicken".

If you don't fancy this or have no plans for BBQs, you local Chinese restaurant will buy the cat meat by the kilo, but this is only meat weight so you will need to remove heads, legs and tails before weighing.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by That » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:28 am

Poser wrote:
Karl wrote:
Poser wrote:Does my head in. I think the owners would kick off soon enough if my dog shat in their garden.


:lol: Wow. It's like we have Larry David here with us. I bet you are the most popular man in your neighbourhood.


Did I saying something untrue? Is it fair that other people's pets gooseberry fool on my lawn?


:lol: I can't decide if you're serious or not but keep it up; it's like living an episode of Curb. You should go round and give them a piece of your mind. "It's a social contract, Funkhouser! What if *I* gooseberry fool on your lawn?"

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Poser » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:32 am

Death's Head wrote:
If you don't fancy this or have no plans for BBQs, you local Chinese restaurant will buy the cat meat by the kilo, but this is only meat weight so you will need to remove heads, legs and tails before weighing.


Actually, having a barbecue this weekend, so your advice is especially timely.

Karl wrote:
:lol: I can't decide if you're serious or not but keep it up; it's like living an episode of Curb. You should go round and give them a piece of your mind. "It's a social contract, Funkhouser! What if *I* gooseberry fool on your lawn?"


In all seriousness, I'm basically biding my time until I can become that furious old man that scares all the neighbourhood kids. At the moment, they all flock over to see the dog so I'm clearly not giving off enough of an aura. Need to speak to Ad7 for some tips, I guess.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Moggy » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:42 am

Death's Head wrote:
Poser wrote:I have recently bought a medium-sized chiminea: will that be enough to get rid of the bodies, or would you recommend a different method? I do live near the sea and some very high cliffs, if that helps?


I would recommend neither. Cats taste very much like chicken so you should freeze them and bring them out for a BBQ in the lovely weather we are having. The preparation can be a little time consuming, but your guests will appreciate the extra meatyness of the "chicken".

If you don't fancy this or have no plans for BBQs, you local Chinese restaurant will buy the cat meat by the kilo, but this is only meat weight so you will need to remove heads, legs and tails before weighing.


That's crazy talk, everyone knows that the tail is the best tasting part.

Poser wrote:In all seriousness, I'm basically biding my time until I can become that furious old man that scares all the neighbourhood kids. At the moment, they all flock over to see the dog so I'm clearly not giving off enough of an aura. Need to speak to Ad7 for some tips, I guess.


The same Ad7 that is too scared to ask his neighbours kid to turn the music down? :lol:

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:21 pm

You're god damned right.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Finiarél » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:32 pm

Idiot of a cat decided to go into the cupboard under the stairs last night, I woke up to panic yowls and a cat tangled up like last years Christmas lights in a load of cables. Thought I best help this poor animal out. Took loads of bites and scratches but managed to get him out, just got in from work and the cat legs it from the room the second I step in it. Apparently I've done something wrong.

Tldr - Cats are thunder banana splits and anyone who would willingly have one is literally Hitler.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Victor Mildew » Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:02 pm

In b4 staydead "you're holding it wrong"

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Death's Head » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:26 am

Ad7 wrote:In b4 staydead "you're holding it wrong"

You need to hold cats like this.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Death's Head » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:08 am

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Corazon de Leon » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:29 pm

Say hello to Loki, who almost made me cry with his cuteness earlier today. We get him in two weeks.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Parkreiner » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:49 am

I was actually beginning to warm to Banta's Little Helper for a name. It's unwieldy but it provides plenty opportunities to shorten it to something more manageable.

I'd also like to submit Vance Hotstrong for consideration if the paperwork's not been yet been completed.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Poser » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:22 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:Say hello to Loki, who almost made me cry with his cuteness earlier today. We get him in two weeks.

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:wub: :wub:

So cute!

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by Corazon de Leon » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:39 am

I'll see if I can upload some more pictures and the video of his belly being rubbed later on. We visited him at the breeder's house yesterday and I could've stayed there all day watching him amble around the grass. :wub:

I really wish the name Vance Hotstrong had been submitted before the actual paperwork was completed last week, because I would've pushed hard to make that happen.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Ironhide » Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:23 pm

Finiarél wrote:Idiot of a cat decided to go into the cupboard under the stairs last night, I woke up to panic yowls and a cat tangled up like last years Christmas lights in a load of cables. Thought I best help this poor animal out. Took loads of bites and scratches but managed to get him out, just got in from work and the cat legs it from the room the second I step in it. Apparently I've done something wrong.

Tldr - Cats are thunder banana splits and anyone who would willingly have one is literally Hitler.


I wouldn't worry about that, cats are just strange like that.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Albert » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:12 am

We lost Raymond Jnr a few months back (RRIP) so about 3 weeks ago we picked up not one but two additions.


Introducing Raymond III and Rocky

12 Weeks
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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Moggy » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:27 am

Eamon Holmes looks disgusted with your feet.

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Albert » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:34 am

I'm disgusted that I was actually watching that tv show! My excuse was that I was off sick!

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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by jiggles » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:51 am

Forgot to post in here when I got my new puppy.

Meet Max, everyone:
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Treats!
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Smooches!
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Toys!
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PostRe: The Pets Discussion Thread (Official)
by Corazon de Leon » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:57 am

He's so cute! :wub:


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