The Official Pets Discussion Thread

[Gandalf]

A friend had her dog, of 15 years, put down yesterday.....

[Finiarél]

I miss Dogs, Cats are alright, but you know, Dogs.

[Gandalf]

I miss Dogs, Cats are alright, but you know, Dogs.

Cats are wankers. Can't stick them....

[Victor Mildew]

Jack is so well trained when food is involved now, you can put his food down in front of him without saying a word, go upstairs and come down to find him like this:

[Poser]

There have been times when I've forgotten to give the 'get it' command and strawberry floated off into the living room. Only ten minutes later when you hear faint whining from the kitchen do you realise what you've done

[Corazon de Leon]

Loki has no such compunctions. Unless he's given a wait command he skulks into the kitchen and gets cracking on whatever's in his bowl.

Apparently the little fluffball has a chance of qualifying for Crufts in January.

[Victor Mildew]

Now get that dog out of my sight. Thanks I will, you've proved my point.

And that's crufts.

[Poser]

Look at his ears!

[Death's Head]

Jack is so well trained when food is involved now, you can put his food down in front of him without saying a word, go upstairs and come down to find him like this:

Clearly you have no understanding of dog psychology. That looks isn't "Master, may I begin?", it is "What the strawberry float, kibbles again. Really? If they are so good, why don't you eat them, mother strawberry floater."

[Rhubarb]

He's a lab, he'd probably try and eat a bowl full of kibble coloured rocks if you put them in front of him

[Corazon de Leon]

Now get that dog out of my sight. Thanks I will, you've proved my point.

And that's crufts.

I have no idea what you're on about. I personally can't stand dog shows, but my brother and his girlfriend are pretty into it so power to them.

[Victor Mildew]

Now get that dog out of my sight. Thanks I will, you've proved my point.

And that's crufts.

I have no idea what you're on about. I personally can't stand dog shows, but my brother and his girlfriend are pretty into it so power to them.

[Poser]

(It's not one of Brent's better known quotes, in fairness).

[Victor Mildew]

More doggy snooze time. Lazy gooseberry fool wouldn't even get out of bed this morning.

[Victor Mildew]

Do you think he's comfy enough?



Can't be bad, woken up for a gooseberry fool and some breakfast, then tucked straight back in for a few more hours sleep.

[Qikz]

you have been visited by the snug dog of snugs if you reply with snugsnugdog then you will be granted years of snug sleeps

[Moggy]

State of that plug

[Errkal]

Plus trailing wire HEALTH AND SAFETY!!

[Dual]

you have been visited by the snug dog of snugs if you reply with snugsnugdog then you will be granted years of snug sleeps

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[Death's Head]

People who put blankets over their dog.

They have built in fur coats FFS.