The Poker Thread II

[Slayerx]

Good effort Drummy

If anyone is with Sky Poker if you add to your account the code CRIMBO5 you get two tickets worth £2.50 each to be used for SNG and MTT's.

[Slayerx]

Is it possible on Stars to deposit in $'s ?

Found a possible way to get a slightly higher exchange rate than what Stars offer.

[Slayerx]

Won £1850 last night on online slots

[Mini E]

How's everyone getting on?

I decided to take online poker a bit more seriously and grind. I normally put £15 on, play up to £50ish then take £45 out and lose the last £5 arsing around on a cash table. I'm a pretty profitable player - particularly live, but I've never really kept track of online stuff. My goal is to help my girlfriend pay for some of her flights to Aus with me in summer which seems pretty good motivation. I stuck £30 on there just before Christmas and I've worked up to £230 playing £3.30 and £5.50 Double Your Moneys (6 handed, top 3 evenly cash, you don't even play to a winner). I'm honestly not sure at what point to up my stakes... even when it's for a small proportion of my bank roll, I still get irritable when I get 2 outed in a £10+ tournament... I'm aware I play low stakes compared to most but yeh... that's me

What's gwanin with you lovely people?

[Mini E]

Up to £320 now after a swingy evening.

Just thought you chaps might enjoy the chatbox from one of my Sky Poker S&G's this evening I tend to try play 3 STT at a time and make sure I cash in two. I think my favourite bits from this are how he stuck around for 20 minutes or so after he busted, how he ends up railing me on all three tables (bubbled the other two and cashed this one on this occasion), and how he mentioned collusion as I was sat on 11BB Oh Sky Poker. You so crazy.

Game 31048479

geordie109: nh id iot
23:19geordie109: smack head c unt
geordie109: die of aids c unt
23:20geordie109: f kin smoggy tramp
geordie109: cluelesws
23:33geordie109: hurry up and die
23:35AndyMitch: nh pimme
geordie109: die c unts
AndyMitch: Reporting you btw geordie
geordie109: andy stfu u ****
23:36AndyMitch: Have a good night pal
AndyMitch: Make good choices
geordie109: im not your pal c unt
Pimme: easy when you dont have to play and it goes your way
geordie109: dont talk to me
AndyMitch: <3
AndyMitch: True that Pimme
geordie109: colluding c unts
geordie109: reporting u2
23:37geordie109: f kin cheats
AndyMitch: Lol if that was going on I'd definitely have above starting stack
AndyMitch: gl with that though. Have a good one
AndyMitch: pal
23:35AndyMitch: nh pimme
geordie109: die c unts
AndyMitch: Reporting you btw geordie
geordie109: andy stfu u ****
23:36AndyMitch: Have a good night pal
AndyMitch: Make good choices
geordie109: im not your pal c unt
Pimme: easy when you dont have to play and it goes your way
geordie109: dont talk to me
AndyMitch: <3
AndyMitch: True that Pimme
geordie109: colluding c unts
geordie109: reporting u2
23:37geordie109: f kin cheats
AndyMitch: Lol if that was going on I'd definitely have above starting stack
AndyMitch: gl with that though. Have a good one
AndyMitch: pal
geordie109: reporting u now
geordie109: will do mug
AndyMitch: mug with chips*
geordie109: mug with attitide
AndyMitch: sorry
23:38geordie109: get bullied did u?
AndyMitch: Profitable mug with chips*
geordie109: daddy not love u?
AndyMitch: Nailed it. Love a therapy sesh
geordie109: dads your uncle?
geordie109: in bred mug
23:39AndyMitch: inbred mug with chips*
AndyMitch: Anyway I'll stop enabling you now. Have a good one
geordie109: good swimmer with all them toes?
AndyMitch: Ul wasuuup
23:42geordie109: what a clown
AndyMitch: vile river that. lol
geordie109: worst play ever
geordie109: f kin moron
AndyMitch: hahahaha you're still here that's incredible
geordie109: reporting u now
geordie109: will do mug
AndyMitch: mug with chips*
geordie109: mug with attitide
AndyMitch: sorry
23:38geordie109: get bullied did u?
AndyMitch: Profitable mug with chips*
geordie109: daddy not love u?
AndyMitch: Nailed it. Love a therapy sesh
geordie109: dads your uncle?
geordie109: in bred mug
23:39AndyMitch: inbred mug with chips*
AndyMitch: Anyway I'll stop enabling you now. Have a good one
geordie109: good swimmer with all them toes?
AndyMitch: Ul wasuuup
geordie109: u need a good slap son
geordie109: huge profit mind andy lol
geordie109: 800 games pmfsl
geordie109: ave prof 38 pence lool
23:45geordie109: colluding fail
geordie109: funny how u flat then fold to him
geordie109: reporting
23:46AndyMitch: Okay mate I'm £297 in profit with average profit of 0.38... your down £400 wtih average profit of minus 2.20... I'll take my stats pal
geordie109: cheat
geordie109: all i can say
geordie109: got the proof
geordie109: investigation son
geordie109: just seen it with my own eyes
23:47geordie109: ill play u hu for your roll right now?
geordie109: didnt think so cheat
AndyMitch: Okay muting you now matey. Have a good one <3 Love love.
geordie109: didnt think so
23:48geordie109: dont ever threaten to report me son
23:50geordie109: 1 out of 3 aint bad pmsl
geordie109: fktard

[PaperMacheMario]

geordie109: good swimmer with all them toes

How does he know you're from the Isle of Wight?

[DML]

https://www.pokerstars.com/en/blog/corporate_blog/2017/poker-product-innovation-a-broad-and-exc-165164.shtml

Pokerstars: Power Up

[Mini E]

geordie109: good swimmer with all them toes

How does he know you're from the Isle of Wight?

Hey - I'm not from the Isle of Wight, I was just brought up there - but I know right? I did think that when I read it Uncanny reading abilities.

Also - what the f..... @ the Pokerstars link. That site is honestly doing everything it can to reduce the gap between the bad, losing players and the narrowly profitable regs. Just play poker ffs. MORE RAKE IS GOOD.

[Mini E]

How's everyone getting on? Doug Polk and Daniel Negreanu seem to have serious dislike for each other these days. Great entertainment to watch from the outside. It seems likely that DN is the one who complained about copyright on some of Polk's YT videos... and now there is some "banter" flying back and forth. It does seem like a lot of players can't take some friendly jibes online...

[DML]

How's everyone getting on? Doug Polk and Daniel Negreanu seem to have serious dislike for each other these days. Great entertainment to watch from the outside. It seems likely that DN is the one who complained about copyright on some of Polk's YT videos... and now there is some "banter" flying back and forth. It does seem like a lot of players can't take some friendly jibes online...

First live tournament of the year I made a deal for 420 quid. Already beating last year's shitfest.

[Mini E]

Nice one. Glad to hear 2017 is going better.

Also...





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[Mini E]

Cate Hall vs Mike Dentale tomorrow after all their twitter "bants". All stemmed from Cate Hall making a hero play with AT for many, many BB.

This made me laugh:

[Slayerx]

Won a poker tournament for £360 so that's my Switch paid for once i can find one and Zelda

[Mini E]

Nice one!

[DML]

[Slayerx]

Anyone playing the Goliath this year? Tempted to try satellite into it.

[DML]

So I'm on a massive heater. Played four live tournaments this year and have cashed in three of them for a total of £1085.

Needless to say I bought a Switch today. Arrived later this week.

[Slayerx]

So I'm on a massive heater. Played four live tournaments this year and have cashed in three of them for a total of £1085.

Needless to say I bought a Switch today. Arrived later this week.

Nice you should definitely come play The Goliath first is about 60k normally !

[DML]

So I'm on a massive heater. Played four live tournaments this year and have cashed in three of them for a total of £1085.

Needless to say I bought a Switch today. Arrived later this week.

Nice you should definitely come play The Goliath first is about 60k normally !

I'll consider it.

I will certainly try and play a couple of bigger events this year.

[satriales]

I would definitely be interested in the Goliath this year, but I just checked the dates (27th July – 6th Aug 2017) and I'm going on holiday that week