The Politics Thread 4

[Squinty]

This appears to be escalating. To no one's delight.

[Preezy]

[Squinty]

What a terrifying time to be alive.

[Garth]

twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/984807392918605824

[Errkal]

Its going to end up being a thing Boris sent as a joke isn't it.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/984807392918605824

Well this is a bit concerning.

British cabinet members can’t even cover up irregularities with purchasing luxury flats, I highly doubt we are capable of pulling off something like this.

[Preezy]

If Russia really do have evidence they should share it for all the world to see.

It had better not be true, the consequences would be dire.

[Squinty]

Russia fake news machine has went into overdrive. I agree with Moggy though, our politicians are shite, there's no way they could have orchestrated this.

Can't imagine they would share this 'evidence'.

[Moggy]

If Russia really do have evidence they should share it for all the world to see.

It had better not be true, the consequences would be dire.

I heard that Theresa May dropped the chemical bombs personally.

She’s now got a better answer to the naughtiest thing she’s ever done.

[Preezy]

If Russia really do have evidence they should share it for all the world to see.

It had better not be true, the consequences would be dire.

I heard that Theresa May dropped the chemical bombs personally.

She’s now got a better answer to the naughtiest thing she’s ever done.

"So what's your ideal girly night in?"

"Well, aside from discussing the real issue of domestic abuse and sexual assault, I like to stage fake chemical attacks on Syrian civilians"

[Squinty]

If Russia really do have evidence they should share it for all the world to see.

It had better not be true, the consequences would be dire.

I heard that Theresa May dropped the chemical bombs personally.

She’s now got a better answer to the naughtiest thing she’s ever done.

"So what's your ideal girly night in?"

"Well, aside from discussing the real issue of domestic abuse and sexual assault, I like to stage fake chemical attacks on Syrian civilians"

[Moggy]

If Russia really do have evidence they should share it for all the world to see.

It had better not be true, the consequences would be dire.

I heard that Theresa May dropped the chemical bombs personally.

She’s now got a better answer to the naughtiest thing she’s ever done.

"So what's your ideal girly night in?"

"Well, aside from discussing the real issue of domestic abuse and sexual assault, I like to stage fake chemical attacks on Syrian civilians"

“strawberry floating cowardly Corbyn doesn’t have the balls to fake attacks and blame them on Russia. Vote Tory and you’ll see how I get away with nuking the Isle of Wight by blaming Kazakhstan”

[KK]

Give it a couple of hours, COMRADE over here will be asking for proof that the UK didn't do it.

[Rex Kramer]

How on earth do you spin that the incompetent bunch of chucklefucks running the UK are capable of that level of subterfuge?

[Hypes]

If any slither of that had a chance of being true, it'd be that we sold/provided chemical weapons or the constituent parts of to someone

[satriales]

I love how nobody is doubting whether our Government would try and do this, just that they're too incompetent to actually go through with it.

[Errkal]

I love how nobody is doubting whether our Government would try and do this, just that they're too incompetent to actually go through with it.

May hates humans so it seems reasonable but yeah far far too dipshit.

Also she wants to be seen as strong so starting a conflict may do that.

[Vermilion]

May has far too much on her plate for her to even have time to come up with something like this, she has enough trouble just keeping Boris under control.

[Moggy]

I love how nobody is doubting whether our Government would try and do this, just that they're too incompetent to actually go through with it.

[That]

May doesn't have enough space in her brain left next to her obsession with banning masturbation to put together a clever conspiracy like that. She probably went "Ooh, that's a good idea" when she heard it though.