The Sandwich Alignment Chart

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Death's Head » Wed May 03, 2017 12:29 pm

Structural rebel, ingredient neutral for me. However, structural rebel doesn't go as far as making sandwiches from waffles or any other BS like that.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Moggy » Wed May 03, 2017 1:01 pm

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Winckle is only 5'4"? :shock:

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by Dowbocop » Wed May 03, 2017 1:03 pm

Structure neutral, ingredient rebel. Everything apart from the wraps, taco and pop tart is a sandwich. Burgers are also sandwiches. As for ingredients, I'm easy: luncheon meats, Bolognese, chilli, chips, crisps, peanut butter, all good as fillings. Bread: regular, toast, Irish fried bread, cookies, doughnuts. Fill. Your. Boots.

My only rules are that you need to be able to eat it with your hands, and you shouldn't expect to have to clean your hands afterwards. Those 6 inch tall double patty monstrosities have lost sight of the sandwich ideal. Eggs should be cooked to the consistency of a good poach, not borderline raw like in a fry up.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by rinks » Wed May 03, 2017 1:52 pm

Structural purist, ingredient neutral.

A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.

Hot dogs and burgers are of sandwich form, but they are not "sandwiches". If you ask someone to buy you a sandwich, and they come back with a hot dog, you are perfectly entitled to spit in their face.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Dual » Wed May 03, 2017 2:03 pm

Structural purist, Ingredient Rebel

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Dual » Wed May 03, 2017 2:04 pm

Great thread btw

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Moggy » Wed May 03, 2017 2:25 pm

rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.


What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool? :lol:

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Green Gecko » Wed May 03, 2017 2:33 pm

I have solved this much of my life by making sausage or hotdog sandwiches. The trick is to cut them lengthways.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Ironhide » Wed May 03, 2017 2:35 pm

Structural purist, Ingredient neutral.

As long as its between two slices of bread (or possibly a breadcake/roll/bun) and is an acceptable foodstuff then it's a sandwich.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Roonmastor » Wed May 03, 2017 4:34 pm

Team Chip Butty (is a sandwich)!

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by IAmTheSaladMan » Wed May 03, 2017 4:51 pm

Structural purist, ingredient neutral. For me anything between two slices of bread or between the top and bottom half of some sort of bun/roll/baguette etc. is a sandwich. I've long maintained that almost anything can be eaten in sandwich form.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Jam-Master Jay » Wed May 03, 2017 5:10 pm

Structure neutral, ingredient rebel.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by sawyerpip » Wed May 03, 2017 5:31 pm

rinks wrote:Hot dogs and burgers are of sandwich form, but they are not "sandwiches". If you ask someone to buy you a sandwich, and they come back with a hot dog, you are perfectly entitled to spit in their face.


This is correct. You don't have sandwiches at a barbeque. You don't have burgers and hot dogs as part of a sandwich platter. It's hard to explain why they aren't sandwiches, but the fact remains that they just aren't.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by IAmTheSaladMan » Wed May 03, 2017 5:35 pm

But if you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac they ask if you want a meal or just the sandwich so a burger is a sandwich.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by zXe » Thu May 04, 2017 1:44 am

Structural Purist/Ingredient Rebel

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Rightey » Thu May 04, 2017 3:02 am

Moggy wrote:
Winckle wrote:I am a True Neutral. A hot-dog is a sandwich.


I would agree with this. I think people get confused because normally a hot dog bun is still all connected whereas most people think of two independent pieces of bread as making a sandwhich.

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Alvin Flummux » Thu May 04, 2017 3:30 am

Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel.

Jupiter is in your sun sign this week, making it pretty crowded in there, what with Jupiter being the largest of the planets and all.
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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by more heat than light » Thu May 04, 2017 7:55 am

Moggy wrote:
rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.


What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool? :lol:


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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by BID0 » Thu May 04, 2017 8:01 am

Ingredient Neutral and Structure Neutral. But not together :dread:

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PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
by Winckle » Thu May 04, 2017 9:28 am

Moggy wrote:
rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.


What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool? :lol:

Stick with me Moggy, us True Neutrals are being assaulted on all fronts by the bread only conservatives, and the sweet filling degenerates.


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