The Sandwich Alignment Chart

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **DML** » Thu May 04, 2017 9:42 am

Where does the Ice Cream Sandwich fit into all this?

ARGGHHHH

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Lotus** » Thu May 04, 2017 9:46 am

Gotta say I agree with rinks and MHTL on this.

DML wrote:Where does the Ice Cream Sandwich fit into all this?

ARGGHHHH

Ingredient Rebel?

I'm a sandwich racist. Bread has to be white. I will tolerate 50/50 but it has to have the flavour of white. If it's free or incredibly cheap, I will go brown.

Edit: It's down to medical reasons really, brown bread causes havoc with my bowels as I have quite bad IBS!

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Jenuall** » Thu May 04, 2017 12:57 pm

Hardline Traditionalist all the way.

There's a reason why hot dogs, burgers, rolls, wraps, baguettes etc. all have different names - because they aren't sandwiches. There is nothing wrong with these foods, I love a chip butty, or hot dog as much as the next person, but that doesn't make it right to describe them as sandwiches!

In fact I don't think the "structure purist" goes far enough - a sandwich is filling between slices of bread, not between two pieces of "baked product". Stick ham in between two bits of bread and you have a ham sandwich, stick it inside a roll/bun and you have a ham roll/bun.

I'm a true neutral but I wouldn't call a hot dog a sandwich. While it is in the form of a sandwich it's established itself as its own thing, same with burgers. It's like comparing a shed and a house, they can both have four walls and a roof but they aren't the same thing.

captain red dog wrote:I'm a sandwich racist. Bread has to be white. I will tolerate 50/50 but it has to have the flavour of white. If it's free or incredibly cheap, I will go brown.

Edit: It's down to medical reasons really, brown bread causes havoc with my bowels as I have quite bad IBS!

I'm kinda the opposite of this also for medical reasons. I almost have to eat wholemeal bread.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Knoyleo** » Fri May 05, 2017 7:24 am

captain red dog wrote:Bread has to be white.

Scum.

I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Knoyleo** » Sat May 06, 2017 11:42 am

That sounds like more of an awful calzone than a sandwich

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Knoyleo wrote:That sounds like more of an awful calzone than a sandwich

Calzones though. :wub:

It's a pizza pasty! :toot:

Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Well, yeah. Otherwise how would you grip it?

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

That sounds pretty excellent actually, I might give it a whirl.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Ironhide** » Sat May 06, 2017 2:44 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas.

I've got a mental image of your 'internt pervert' meme with that as a caption.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Karl** » Sat May 06, 2017 3:19 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Well, yeah. Otherwise how would you grip it?

By 'burger' do you mean you put a meat patty between the two pizzas?

Karl wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Well, yeah. Otherwise how would you grip it?

By 'burger' do you mean you put a meat patty between the two pizzas?

Yes, and a slice of cheese.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Karl** » Sat May 06, 2017 3:24 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Karl wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Well, yeah. Otherwise how would you grip it?

By 'burger' do you mean you put a meat patty between the two pizzas?

Yes, and a slice of cheese.

I see. Well, was it good?

Karl wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Karl wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I once made a cheeseburger using two Chicago Town pizzas. I guess that makes me an Ingredient Rebel.

Filling side on the inside yeah? Otherwise you're a disgrace.

Well, yeah. Otherwise how would you grip it?

By 'burger' do you mean you put a meat patty between the two pizzas?

Yes, and a slice of cheese.

I see. Well, was it good?

It was alright. Wasn't as good as I'd imagined, but by no means terrible.

PostRe: The Sandwich Alignment Chart by **Denster** » Mon May 15, 2017 12:10 pm

A chip butty is a sandwich. Butty is another name for sandwich.

Chips on a bap or barmcake fair enough. If the chips are between two slices of bread - its ok to call it a sandwich.

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