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The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 8:50 am
by Winckle
Where do you fall on the Sandwich Alignment Chart? Are you an Ingredient Purist or a Structural Purist? Both? Neither? How conservative are you on this most pressing of issues?
twitter.com/matttomic/status/859117370455060481
I am a True Neutral. A hot-dog
is a sandwich.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:01 am
by Moggy
Winckle wrote:I am a True Neutral. A hot-dog is a sandwich.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:06 am
by more heat than light
Something between two slices of bread is a sandwich. A hot-dog is a hot-dog.
I guess that makes me a Structure Purist.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:13 am
by Preezy
I prefer not to assign labels to myself.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:18 am
by jawafour
Structural neutral, Ingredient purist.
We need to be on the lookout for sandwich anarchists
.
Edit: I totally thought this was a Moggy thread. Winckle is now posting with that same vibe
.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:19 am
by Lagamorph
How can anybody even remotely consider a pop tart a sandwich?
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:40 am
by Rex Kramer
Structural purist, ingredient rebel - there are very few savoury foodstuffs that aren't significantly improved by being stuffed inside a sandwich as anyone who has had the pleasure of a pie barm will testify.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:41 am
by Moggy
jawafour wrote:Edit: I totally thought this was a Moggy thread. Winckle is now posting with that same vibe
.
I assume that's a compliment?
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:47 am
by That
An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:50 am
by Lagamorph
Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
Waffles can be used as a sandwich filling but they cannot take the place of the bread.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:51 am
by Rax
I wanna say Im a Structural purist, ingredient rebel. Its a sandwich when food is sandwiched between 2 other pieces of food. Its not a sandwich when you use a roll, a taco, a wrap or anything like that. But I wont get upset if someone says Subway make sandwiches, not sure why but that seems to be the only exception to the rule to me.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:59 am
by Moggy
Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
My only real rule would be that it has to involve bread. A waffle is not bread and so the ice cream waffle wouldn’t count.
I probably would never describe a hot dog or hamburger as a sandwich but would agree that they technically are the same thing.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:01 am
by jawafour
Moggy wrote:jawafour wrote:Edit: I totally thought this was a Moggy thread. Winckle is now posting with that same vibe
.
I assume that's a compliment?
Moggy neutral, Winckle purist
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Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:03 am
by Drumstick
jawafour wrote:Structural neutral, Ingredient purist.
Bingo. It's the only way to be.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:19 am
by Moggy
jawafour wrote:Moggy neutral, Winckle purist
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Jawafour hardline, Jawafive rebel.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:22 am
by Winckle
Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
I will fight you.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:32 am
by Garth
Drumstick wrote:jawafour wrote:Structural neutral, Ingredient purist.
Bingo. It's the only way to be.
Another structure neutral, ingredient purist here.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:31 am
by Kezzer
Winckle wrote:Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
I will fight you.
I would pay good money to see this fight.
on topic - Structure Neutral , Ingredient Rebel
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:02 pm
by That
Kezzer wrote:Winckle wrote:Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
I will fight you.
I would pay good money to see this fight.
With the Star Trek fight music.
To be fair Winckle is like three times my height, he would smash me.
Re: The Sandwich Alignment Chart
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:13 pm
by Kezzer
Karl wrote:Kezzer wrote:Winckle wrote:Karl wrote:An ice cream waffle is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
I will fight you.
I would pay good money to see this fight.
With the Star Trek fight music.
To be fair Winckle is like three times my height, he would smash me.
but you could use science!
its the ultimate smack down!