The Severed Arms

PostThe Severed Arms by **RogueLeader** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:59 pm

Welcome to my new pub, The Severed Arms - "Where everybody knows you're lame". Here is a list of events for this week:

Tuesday - Quiz Night with Flobber. Think you know about the Korean War? Well Flobber does, because he fought in it. Get a question wrong and he slugs you. Get a question right and he steals your watch.
Wednesday - Karaoke with Wump Panhand. The only songs available are "Wump Around" by House of Pain, and "Let It Wump" by The Beatles.
Thursday - Yorkshire Disco with Cun T'Lad. He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.
Friday - Rock Night with DJ Shoulders. Contrary to reports circulating on the internet, this does not involve throwing rocks at DJ Shoulders shoulders.
Saturday - X-Rated Hip Hop Foam Party with Cuthbert Piddlesworth aka "C-Piddy". The drinks are free if you bring a golf tee.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by JV » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:03 pm

Where is it?

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Vermin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:06 pm

RogueLeader wrote:He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.

I like that. Very good.

I think I'll claim it and use it myself sometime. Thanks!

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **aayl1** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:06 pm

He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.

Very Good!

What beers will you be serving? And what's the general atmosphere like?

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **aayl1** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:07 pm

Gil - I like you. Good taste sir.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Vermin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:11 pm

Heh. Both right on 2.06pm, too.

Indeed, I doff my cap at ye.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **BobbyDigital** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:14 pm

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Vermin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:15 pm

Thanks, Bobby!

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **RogueLeader** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:03 pm

JV wrote:Where is it?

Down our way.

aaronayl1 wrote:What beers will you be serving? And what's the general atmosphere like?

There are 17 types of beer on sale, all of them Carlsberg. The general atmosphere is that not many Generals drink there, Flobber was a lieutenant though.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Steve** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:46 pm

RogueLeader wrote:Welcome to my new pub, The Severed Arms - "Where everybody knows you're lame". Here is a list of events for this week:

Tuesday - Quiz Night with Flobber. Think you know about the Korean War? Well Flobber does, because he fought in it. Get a question wrong and he slugs you. Get a question right and he steals your watch.

Wednesday - Karaoke with Wump Panhand. The only songs available are "Wump Around" by House of Pain, and "Let It Wump" by The Beatles.

Thursday - Yorkshire Disco with Cun T'Lad. He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.

Friday - Rock Night with DJ Shoulders. Contrary to reports circulating on the internet, this does not involve throwing rocks at DJ Shoulders shoulders.

Saturday - X-Rated Hip Hop Foam Party with Cuthbert Piddlesworth aka "C-Piddy". The drinks are free if you bring a golf tee.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Rightey** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:31 pm

RogueLeader wrote:Welcome to my new pub, The Severed Arms - "Where everybody knows you're lame". Here is a list of events for this week:

Tuesday - Quiz Night with Flobber. Think you know about the Korean War? Well Flobber does, because he fought in it. Get a question wrong and he slugs you. Get a question right and he steals your watch.

Clearly the best. :lol:

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Space Viking** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:36 pm

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Balloon Sod** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 pm

Space Viking wrote:

Better than that picture?

Great as always RogueLeader.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Space Viking** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:06 pm

Great as always RogueLeader.

IDGI

please explain!

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Albert** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:09 pm

I sometimes wonder if this is all just some incredibly elaborate joke.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **SEP** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:46 pm

It's like a little surreal world we can dip into every so often.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **~Earl Grey~** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:50 pm

RogueLeader wrote:Welcome to my new pub, The Severed Arms - "Where everybody knows you're lame". Here is a list of events for this week:

Tuesday - Quiz Night with Flobber. Think you know about the Korean War? Well Flobber does, because he fought in it. Get a question wrong and he slugs you. Get a question right and he steals your watch.

Wednesday - Karaoke with Wump Panhand. The only songs available are "Wump Around" by House of Pain, and "Let It Wump" by The Beatles.

Thursday - Yorkshire Disco with Cun T'Lad. He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.

Friday - Rock Night with DJ Shoulders. Contrary to reports circulating on the internet, this does not involve throwing rocks at DJ Shoulders' shoulders.

Saturday - X-Rated Hip Hop Foam Party with Cuthbert Piddlesworth aka "C-Piddy". The drinks are free if you bring a golf tee.

I liked the golf tee bit though.

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **SEP** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:51 pm

RogueLeader wrote:

Thursday - Yorkshire Disco with Cun T'Lad. He's a cheeky Yorkshire lad who'll be eyeing up the ladies and "ey up"ing the lads.

Clearly the best bit. :lol:

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **Loire** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:53 pm

"Where everybody knows your lame" and "Yorkshire Disco" :lol:

!

PostRe: The Severed Arms by **frogg** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:11 am

RogueLeader wrote:[*] Tuesday - Quiz Night with Flobber. Think you know about the Korean War? Well Flobber does, because he fought in it. Get a question wrong and he slugs you. Get a question right and he steals your watch.
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I actually laughed out loud when i read this.

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